According to my dreams, I have three finals today that I didn't study for.

The refs wanted to extend January 6th into January 7th

Fuck yeah. A ref show!!!! If they claim the game isn't over......lolol

Good to know that Joe Judge is still doing his thing

I fear Mendoza's try-hard schtick is going to get the Tebow treatment when he reaches the NFL. The first "let us pray" moment in the locker room is going to be met with a resounding "shut the fuck up."

Why is Mendoza still in this game? Put in Mendoza.

How did it forget Wicked Game!!!!!

Sabotage Don't Come Around Here No More Take on Me November Rain Sledgehammer

Does the Tuck Rule still exist? Because if it does, the Eagles are about to get fucked. Also, how did the color analyst not recognize it?????

The Cardinals started the season 2-0. Then they allowed the Charlie Kirk memorial to be held in their stadium. They're 1-13 since. A pox on this franchise

Wake Up Dead Man was excellent.

What focus group did Netflix test this broadcast format on? I'm convinced none of the streaming companies with one off game rights hired anyone that's watched a football game before.

Did "Get Him to the Greek" cast any non-sexual pests? Jonah Hill, Russell Brand and Diddy. That's the 1927 Yankees of scum bags.

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It's simply not sustainable for the human body to go from sleeping during mid-morning meetings to wired like Belushi at 9:00 pm on a school night. Just give it time. It's gonna happen.

Spud's interview on speed in Trainspotting was more coherent than that.

No parent should be as wired on a school night as Trump is.

Maybe this is just America's rebellious period where she dates a coked out loser

Tyler Toffoli will never get enough credit for his role in this Sharks rebuild. On ice and off ice. He should never have to pay for a drink in this town again.

The Palestra or GTFOH

We watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede. Two things I now wish I had never seen.

Jesus

Oh no. Not Rob Reiner

Lindsey Vonn might be a diva with daddy issues, but the clock don't lie. She's still fast.

1985. 9 years old. Saw Back to the Future on opening weekend at Town & Country. Sold out theater. Had dinner afterwards with family and our good friends at a 50's themed restaurant (Ed Debevic's for those Phoenicians). Absolutely amazing.

The Daily Pennsylvanian remains amazing

Dig up Schembechler!

Joe Buck over Kuip is horseshit. What the fuck is the committees problem?

"there's a new serif in town"

There will be an entire chapter dedicated to Jimmy Fallon's role in the downfall of the American experience

Fernando Mendoza just cost himself many rounds in draft position with that interview

I'm willing to bet that all identical twins can sing in perfect harmony. Just another of the "weird twin things" they can do.

Yep. Accurate

Through three slalom races this season, Mikaela Shiffrin has three wins. But most impressive is the margin of victory. These aren't just wins. They're absolute curb stompings. Against the best in the world.

The Onion @theonion.com doesn't miss

Cal just avenged the death of those five hookers at the hand of Craig James.

When your racist uncle drops dead on the way to Thanksgiving dinner

This might be lost on everyone else, but playing these two movies back to back is hilarious. Well played Showtime Family.

There are no wrong answers here, you ungrateful pricks.

Redneck DIY YouTube remains one of my favorite genres. Let's say you want to build a nest for the great horned owls in your neighborhood - the answer you seek can be found there

This fucking sucks. RadPower was already in trouble and this should just about finish them off. Their age compliant bikes (a big deal with schools here in CA) are great. My son has put about 1700 miles on his.

The inconsistency in the application of the rules is such bullshit

We really need more movies with Cristin Milioti and Andy Samberg together in the lead roles. The one benefit of discovering I've been paying for Hulu without realizing it is that I got to rewatch Palm Springs.

🎶And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die🎶

Back on my bullshit.

So is Micah!