I wish I could mute the American Flag.

That's right

Come down to US Acres and say that to my face

richest nation in the world but drops 60 spots down if 1,000 people leave

Nine Inch Niles

(putting my tinfoil hat on) they want Platner to be a vocal communist so they can pretend like we're all secret Nazis

i think it's wild that so far we've gotten football, cold beer, and the goddamn catholic church in the national divorce

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

looking good ma'am

Congratulations on a job well done, bike guy

interesting that this site is called blue sky…blue being the very color of the sky above nazi germany

Come on then, and remove him.

Surely punching left will save us this time

It seems like so much of being a "serious reasonable adult" is pretending that you don't have any imagination whatsoever. "they're helpless!" "what can they do about it?" Like you can't think of single thing? have you never read a book? never seen a Looney Toons cartoon?

Add a food to a movie title Roll Models

oh no bluesky is dying?? and the trends are saying this? wow. to me that kinda seems like if your buddy dropped ten pounds and you went around telling people he's becoming a skeleton

Instead of posting about how Bluesky is “in decline” every day why don’t you write a good post? Be the change you want to see in the world!

This lady is in my replies talking about how much ass she gets

this guy's trying to win his election by a million points

I would like to carry this in my pocket

Goddamn it! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck!

I've done like 800 learned league sample questions and none of them have been about Grand Funk Railroad

Can the guys from Wilco do shit like this? If I didn't have to work I'd be trying to figure this kinda stuff out as a full time job

Been obvious from the start that the ultimate goal is to ban women's sports

GM and congrats on making it to another Week End!!!

Bluesky is inherently immoral.

The Tiger Woods of crashing SUVs

The Tiger Woods of crashing SUVs

you think tommy chong ever noticed that his name rhymes with bong

My based son Saxon gets all his meals from sushi glory holes

Blaming the fire alarm you heard after you stayed in the building when it started going off

🚨bad post alert🚨

Not to be too pedantic but "death cults" actually honor and revere the dead. Death is a significant, spiritually important act Deliberately cheapening the value of human life, feeding bodies indiscriminately into the death machine, these acts would have no place in a good death cult

RIP sora

What's your go-to four digit number

What's the most illegal crime you ever committed

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

DMing the musicologyduck to point out that there's no way trump could play wonderwall on that elvis guitar he signed unless he had a secret capo

ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.

if you hate 'the left' it's probably because you have a guilty conscience

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If I was a soldier I’d abandon my post

free Cuba though 🫡

I can’t believe I have to raise my kid in this failed shitshow of a fake country

I’ll pay ANYTHING for a barrel of oil. Love the stuff!