And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

Incredible. A complete Democratic sweep of the New York primaries.

Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism.

This predates the MAGA hat by four years and is from the era that Dennis Rodman was on the celebrity apprentice

Forgot I promised some stuff to a craft fair fundraising for families impacted by ICE so I'm about to see how many of these I can knock out in my spare time before Friday

fuck you. you fucking idiot

listen i've never considered myself much of an anarchist but I'm starting to think it's time to end the rule of law completely

The way a luxury collab should be done! https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1972-amc-hornet-sst-2/

If we had a crime rate trajectory like this motor vehicle fatality chart there would be calls for cops on every corner. tc.canada.ca/en/road-tran...

tears in my eyes 😭

i think i should have one of these

Honestly this is an institutional failure

MUPPET SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE

Now That's What I Call Music

A 22-year-old just got a $30 million investment valuing his new futures exchange at $300 million. He graduated Stanford, wrote for Thiel's Stanford Review, interned at Andreessen Horowitz. His mom? Pro-crypto Sen. Gillibrand, D-NY. Bipartisan capture in full bloom. fortune.com/2026/06/18/t...

Please don't shoot me with a gun

You're fuckin A right I might

In the very best way. youtu.be/RlZNBph8KHg

Weezer's "Island in the Sun" is about Epstein island

The Bachelor: Pig in the City

Fucking what? By who???

Weezer's "Island in the Sun" is about Epstein island

This is the stupidest thing I've ever made

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

You gotta hand it to Dracula,

Shout out @parkermolloy.com

Definitive Soundtrack For Genuine Dirtbags GO:

If the Matt is Taibbi, just scroll past, habibi

I’m still never voting for Gavin Newsom pass it on

you can tell RFK's never heard of this guy

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

me playing super mario 64 for the first time

FINALLY some good news in 2026

I made a zine about this very question (according to 104 Hinge matches). Glad it's finally settled.

you legitimately could not make dirty dancing these days though.. imagine a pro-choice movie in 2026

I think it's fine if that pool has algae in it. Let the green stuff live

There are like three or so journalists on here who I follow that now, every time I see anything they post, I say "let's see what this Platner apologist weirdo is talking about today" - and it's not on purpose, it's just the first thing that comes to mind. I can't attach credibility to them anymore

we live in a discriminatory pantriarchy

What it doesn’t mean is that Liberal politics are correct or superior. We have to keep reminding you that our Civil Rights leaders were leftists, socialists, and communists—even if you ignore it. This is common fucking knowledge, frankly. But ppl ignore it bc it’s an inconvenient worldview.

i'm still never voting for gavin newsom

ACAB

This rules

Two Penguins on a First Date ( @joshgondelman.bsky.social and I pitched this almost weekly at Last Week Tonight, but somehow it never happened)

team bobcat til i die

habibi i hear the blues a callin’ toss salads and scraaaambled eggs yalla