Stay awake until 9 with jet lag challenge

Waukegan?!

New Mountain Goats album tonight

Alright you do, in fact, gotta hand it to Schumer

“if you elect Republicans they will actually pass and implement Republican legislation” is a sentence that should be banal but everyone smart understands is an extinction-level scenario for the party as it currently exists

This is like when I tell my kids we can go play mini golf and get ice cream if they clean their rooms, knowing they won't clean their rooms.

wlll be interesting if this leads to any movement but it's an offer that's clearly been on the table since long before the government shut down, it's just the basic Democratic demand that killed negotiations back in September now re-stated after Dems won a bunch of elections

Holy shit he's Milton Dammers. Right on the money

I haven’t been here 24 hours and I had to use Mitch McConnell’s name in vain. I’m going to need more Malort than originally planned.

Costco is Epcot, Vol 1 - parking lot often a nightmare - need a pass to get in - walk around aimlessly, sometimes stopping for snacks from little booths - buy expensive stuff you don't need - infuriatingly slow walkers always seem to find their way in front of me - feet usually hurt after visit

I've talked before about the need to reboot LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE with millennial players and I'm reupping it. Cast average millennials excited to answer trivia and put together the silver monkey while simultaneously griping about their lack of cardio and how much activity it requires.

These people are so fucking weird (derogatory)

Good to see they aren't doing as well as they claimed, but we really need to start pushing people to cancel their games subscriptions

Sorry, but it is way too early for festive soylent season

I mean this with kindness: no one who isn’t in Charlotte thinks about Charlotte

I'm going to say this very clearly: if you hand it to MTG on literally anything, anything at all, you are a fucking rube

people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up

This coming from a Philly player is perfect.

On the topic of branded apparel, can I just say that snapbacks have always felt cheap.

There's healing elsewhere. Go find it.

Would you kindly

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

muting the bad people also mutes the quote tweets of those people. bluesky nailed that feature

Oh I forgot how much morning TV just shouts at you.

ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”

You know how we all have that problem throwing away items that have outlived their usefulness? Three words: Brave Little Toaster (I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.)

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

bo nix | no bix

HIT MY MUSIC

movie where * the protagonist's immigrant family being undocumented is an actual plot point * the anti-immigrant cat brigade is portrayed unequivocally as villains * the capitalist exploitation of immigrant labor is clearly articulated * the main events are kicked off by an anti-Semitic arson attack

Dearest Clara, The standoff between ESPN and YoutubeTV has entered it's second week. My weekday evenings are devoid of the MACtion I was promised. I'm not sure how much more of this a man can endure.

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

i often think about how the us could have been an early leader on solar power. but it turns out all that capitalist stuff about the spirit of innovation and better ideas winning was bullshit. they’ll protect their dying and dirty industry at any cost so long as obsolescence can still make a dime

total vindication for those of us who’ve been saying for months that the 2024 election was a low turnout fluke and Trump won, not bc America is moving right, but bc the Dem base correctly and justifiably abandoned the party for supporting genocide and going hard right on immigration

In retrospect ICE fucking with the Pope's hometown may turn out to have been a mistake

👀

We have the juice

Listen, there is very much to criticize about Pritzker, but the fact that we have reached a point in our politics where a sitting governor has told the president (and his cronies) to "fuck all the way off" is something. We should not underestimate the power of symbols to galvanize resistance.

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

An AI bubble somehow taking the treasuries market down with it is exactly the kind of thing you want to worry about if you’re worried about this becoming everyone else’s problem in a hurry.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

It seems like a post-Trump left-wing US government, obsessed with pursuing revenge against Trump and Trumpists, would be an absolutely perfect weapon to destroy corruption in FIFA and thus gain the gratitude of the world's soccer fans.

oh my god they actually did it lmao

The police are defunding Chicago.

PRAISE THE GREAT KHAN

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Nothing bad has ever happened when a government is unable (well, unwilling) to feed its soldiers, right?