I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

And then what happened

I saw the memorial service had fireworks for the president because of course it did These are not serious people

A concept too weird to live, too rare to die All craft beer, all $5, all pony kegs. You kill the keg, your drink is free, and they swapped it out for something completely different.

So is The Rapture a GMT thing or CEST or IDL? Trying to plan beverages accordingly.

Kashimaru-kun, the mascot of Kashima City in Saga Prefecture, wears headgear that combines a fox with an orange.

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

As a guy who sells health insurance for a living, you’d be surprised how affordable a Marketplace plan is for someone who retires early. The premium is based on your adjusted gross income, which it typically much lower at that point.

It’s been there since 2014, I don’t think it’s going anywhere anytime soon. If it did, there would be other options. Don’t let insurance be the reason you keep working if you otherwise don’t want to or need to.

Welp, time to get that citizenship attorney back on the line.

ultra rare sincere horns down

Several months ago, I told people I love and care about that this is what they voted for. I was told rather matter of factly that this was a liberal sob story only manufactured to try and make people feel guilty.

We can talk about The Rapture but, in a more actuarial sense, we all just kind of need to hold on tight for another 5-10 years.

Stuck on a local train to London and getting a SURPRISE SAW PUPPET on my @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark Bless you, surprise Saw Puppet

You’re much closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming rich and wealthy. It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of. We need robust social supports & safety nets to ensure everyone is properly cared for.

if you assume that every single thing this administration does is for an audience of, like, maybe two million people out of three hundred and thirty million, you will be more right than wrong

It’s going to happen someday and people are going to celebrate and anybody who wants to scold that celebration had best be prepared to fight.

Apparently this is the real answer. Also if anyone tries to sell Dippin Dots at my memorial service, I stg I will haunt you forever. I am with Sean Spicer on this issue.

Trump's people focused their efforts not on reaching out empathetically to Biden voters. They tried to make Biden voters feel like fools and chumps by humiliating and insulting Biden and it worked.

True biblical scholars aren’t monitoring for The Rapture this week, understanding that a Guardians World Series with a White Sox Pope closes the portal.

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet

Oh god get that out of his hands before he hurts someone

guys guys guys guys guys

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

I am MAYBE 60% of the way through Silksong, while the boy is verifiably 95% complete. This game is pure madness.

Coach John Thompson used to say that he didn’t care if it was love or fear of The Lord, as long as it gets you to heaven.

You also see why they loved Charlie as a face of this because the other guys all look like the other host who looks like me.

The true place of worship on a Sunday in Britain is the garden centre.

I’ve seen other people express this far better than me. But if, like me, you’re finding the ‘free speech’ hypocrisy of the right unbearable, you have to remember they know what they are doing. It’s not that they haven’t realised how illogical and hypocritical they are. They know,they just don’t care

Very odd watching BBC News talking about the Lib Dem conference and mentioning how the party has struggled to break through in the media like it's nothing to do with them.

lol they really done fucked it huh?

There’s only one team we watch in this house

It’s 49-23, sweetheart

Easily one of the best Scott Frost Day’s in recent memory

I’m hearing that halftime has been cancelled. The Notre Dame Marching Band’s long awaited Salute to Parallelograms will have to be postponed.

We’re so fucking back

I suspected this administration might try its hand at audacious censorship. What I didn’t anticipate was how many apparently Constitution-loving Americans would be all like “GOOD!”

Has anyone seen a UFO in South Bend yet or what

YOU WOULDNT LAST A QUARTER IN YIPSILANTI

There is no outcome of this game that is not objectively funny

Thomas with the best kind of sack, the blindside Kodiak Bear takedown

LEAD FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' WAY

"ESPN College Football presented by Tums" is exquisite brand synergy

Probably a controversial take, but I miss our Midwestern football uncles.