He’s not even good at watching TV, one of the few things that he is known to enjoy.

As noted previously, in the convo for all-time great Sitcom People.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CITY OF SIX MOONS! Our weirdest game to date and runaway surprise bestseller turns two tomorrow, and to celebrate, we're having a little flash sale.

Reboot it so hard that anyone who says "Okay, so remember this one villain?" is immediately sacked. Everything has to be new, for an entire series (season). New Doctor, never referred to by number, no sly references to previous Doctors nor Companions nor Enemies. Just write new fucking stories.

10.95yo is attempting her first bike trip out of the city -- just one suburb over, but 6.5 miles, so today should be fun for everyone.

I would drive three hours to see this indie wrestling show. Foreign Man Who Points vs. Gravedigger Joe? Randy the DMAC Cook vs. Most Track Employees in a gauntlet match? Hometown hero Michigan Colin finally getting his hands on that low-down snake Cowboy Hat Rich?

In the face of the storm, you can stand fast with the law at your back.

The fucking asshole doesn’t even bother learning how to salute nor whether he should (he should not).

Shaq invested in car washes. One day his accountant came to him and said he couldn’t find $250K. Shaq showed him the barrels of quarters he had picked up from the car washes and kept in his bedroom so he could run his hands through them.

Heard from 23yo’s room: “What do you know about the only good Alien Ant Farm song?”

this is so fucking cool neal.fun/space-elevat...

We’re getting a Jack in the Box!

The thing is, none of this is *necessary* security. He could be in a skybox with a glass upgrade. They could get him in and out via temporarily secured stairwells and hallways at carefully orchestrated times. This is just him and his people flexing about how important he is.

If your criteria of “real New Yorker” would include Boris Johnson but exclude Spike Lee, then I gotta wonder whether you’ve thought it through.

“No Cap, Jeeves!”

Says a lot about both the NYT and Pelley that he is allowed to present the problem with his both-sides story as being that it THEN got hijacked.

I’ve been getting “You look like someone… someone famous… No, I can’t think of it, but I know it’s someone…” my entire life. No one has ever figured it out.

Let me tell you something about these guys who come out of the military as abusers: They went into the military as abusers and almost definitely were known to their chain of command for it.

I was on site at Women’s Huron Valley Correctional facility visiting an incarcerated woman until after 7:00 P.M. last night. Earlier this afternoon, the Michigan Department of Corrections notified legislators that there has been another “unexpected” death that occurred early this morning. (1/4)

Okay, Jason Sudeikis and Alexis Denisof have the opportunity to do a very funny thing.

Aw man, not Giles.

There hasn't been a good pro wrestling game since No Mercy, and every game since then is almost precisely as good as it is close to No Mercy.

Okay, it’s weird that the first book of a series that just released its eighth book is eligible for an award now, right?

Big ups to Maine for managing to put Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary issues into perspective.

The finale of Amazing Digital Circus was pretty good.

I am being absolutely propped up by people who are so very better at trivia than I am this season.

The necessary tonic to the already-hacky-in-1964 "sitcom parents hate each other" trope:

I know this is a step in the manufacturing process, but it still reads like the publisher is reacting to increasingly hostile demands.

Remember when MoviePass realized that it was losing money hand over fist, so they tried to restrict the movies you could go to, and then the whole thing collapsed more or less instantly?

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I have a feeling I'm never not going to be pissed that Marjane Satrapi died during this stupid fucking pointless war.

Slow and steady wins the race. cluesbysam.com

Plenty to dunk on here, but I would just like to point out (as I often do at work) that "potential risk" is redundant. If it might be a risk, then it's a risk in and of itself. People only say "potential risk" when they're trying to downplay the risk entirely.

This is a safe space, right? *looks around* Freedom of speech, right? *whispers* Rulette 2 was too long and chaotic and I kinda hope they never try doing it again.

My baseline for primary support is now “Who will vote to make his visage and name anathema and any appearance or utterance in a federal facility a violation of the 14th Amendment?”

Bari Weiss is so committed to the success of 60 Minutes that she's going to expand it by 28 minutes next season to fit all the exciting new correspondents they're about to hire.

That sound you hear is Pelley’s lawyer’s genitals growing three sizes.

“The Stranger”, side two, track two.

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

It’s weird to think that Ken Jennings has been a Jeopardy fixture for most of the show’s modern era.

Gleybomb?

We're going to see so much shit on Facebook from those relatives we avoid at Thanksgiving about how [insert Democrat here] is a Known Intel Asset of [insert foreign power here], and it's going to be because this asshole is going to claim it based on Secret Intel That You Don't Have Clearance To See.

"If you're gay, you're susceptible to enemy agents threatening to tell me that you're gay." "Okay, but what if you just don't give a shit that I'm gay?" "...I don't understand."

"No, seriously, the sound of a phone ringing didn't always cause anger or dread."

"Silicon Valley" was prescient in many ways, but none more than the Tres Commas guy who "invented radio on the Internet", sold it for a billion dollars, and spends the rest of his life obsessed with proving he's a Great Tech Visionary instead of just a dude in the right place at the right time.

Many over the decades, but most recently? Absolute Wonder Woman.

The towel I got for donating blood came with a silica packet.

Where’s the Hide button for “I had to cancel game night because too many people cancelled”?!?