The reason this keeps happening, getting worse each time Republicans get power, is that Democrats refuse to punish them - for REAL CRIMES, not just political differences - every time THEY get power. We may already have seen the last Democratic administration. Newsom would ensure the next one is.

Imagine the world we’d live in if the sunk cost fallacy were taught in schools.

My favorite niece is an Oregon grad, so I guess Go Ducks.

Okay, but seriously, what’s with the T-Rex in the murderer’s POV video?

“What’s the easiest job in the Army? Yours. Funny thing is, it works no matter who I’m talking to.”

It brings me no pleasure to say "Rule of cool".

Timeline cleanse: the kindest town in North America is at it again.

Okay, we're not quite at FCS-title-game levels of drunk, but this game is pretty drunk.

A doink should be a point. Get it in? That's four.

DOINK IN

DOINK

Ask me what’s the secret of comedy.

Among other desperately needed reforms to college football: No fucking sponsor introductions at the coin flip.

HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

This is not a training issue. This is an impunity issue.

Anyone got a good first-season The Pitt recap video I can show my spouse before tonight?

I got a buck says that guy didn’t even watch the bullshit edited video that DHS is using. Someone told him what it “showed” and he went with it.

Her name was Renee Nicole Good

Any "law enforcement officer" who kills a human being in the line of duty should lose their job regardless of whether it was a "justified shooting". If your job makes you murder someone, then it's not a job you should retain, for your own good if not society's. Learn another trade.

I am philosophically opposed to their industry, but the firm of Woods & Malta did good work.

This is not defending oneself. This is not a necessary violent response to pending violence. This is an execution because the person failed to comply with orders. You don't protect yourself by shooting through the side window.

Just for the record, this is a war crime if a soldier does it.

ICE prevented a physician from administering aid to the victim

You know what's a real fun thing to do, if you live in a nice quiet suburb, even one that voted for Kamala Harris? Go to a city council meeting and ask "What does our police department do to make sure it isn't hiring literal Nazis?"

"Bugonia" didn't really work for me, despite being a big fan of the leads and the idea. ⭐⭐/5

You should get a free name change after you turn 18. Trans, cis, bad family, good family, doesn’t matter. Why do we make people stick with the one someone else gave ‘em?

How DARE they let this game end.

FREE FOOTBALL

WHAT THE DUUUUCK

GO FOR TWO COWARDS

Holy SHIT Dane Steel #FCSChampionship

On three different occasions, while giving a safety briefing, said “Don’t do this” and injured myself doing it.

My gaming habits are basically switching between Nethack and Civ6, so.

Sighs, taps sign, reminds everyone that this is self-care too.

Hugh Jackman will not rest until he's done a biopic of everyone who ever existed, or didn't.

My elder kids pre-cringe whenever I get the slightest opportunity to say "Pokemans". 10yo still hasn't quite figured out that I'm doing it intentionally.

There is no means to do this without Kelly getting a chance to say "Fuck you, court-martial me, asshole," and Hegseth is betting that Kelly doesn't want that smoke, and I wouldn't bet a nickel on that.

An hour and a half later, I can't think of a single joke that rose to the level of the original series, even the ones that were directly ripped from the original series. A generous ⭐⭐/5 because, I don't know, I didn't *hate* it.

Kinda weird for TBS to be playing London Has Fallen and then Olympus Has Fallen.

Book 1 of 2026: “This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong (And Why It Matters)” by Mark Cooper-Jones and Jay Foreman (a.k.a. the Map Men) Fun, informative, with a few gimmicky bits that aren’t as clever as the authors think, making it slightly less than perfect, but close enough to ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5.

You know what would be nice? If a retailer committed to actually getting you your order before putting you on the daily “Buy something else from us!” list.

DOINK

As a veteran, I say this: All active duty troops involved in the illegal attack on Venezuela, and illegal abduction of the democratically elected President of that country, are by definition war criminals. Commanders should have disobeyed illegal orders. Troops should do so going forward.

I emailed and voicemailed Rep. Tlaib saying “I know you’re going to do the right thing, so this is just a data point you can share with your coworkers. Maybe tell Haley Stevens she can win my vote, I dunno.”

The Unfollow and Block buttons are your friends. Use them.

Looks like I’m gonna have to suspend my rule about donating outside my district. Who’s primarying this one?

Can we please get the fucking camera off the kid laying on the ground waiting for the cart? “You hate to see this.” THEN STOP FUCKING SHOWING IT TO US.

The political press is so convinced by the conservative assertion that government is incapable of helping people—because conservatives prove it whenever they run the government—that any politician who says they want to help people is treated like a con man.

One resolution that’s already reaping benefits: at halftime, get off the couch and do literally anything else. Clean up the snacks and get new ones, walk around the block, load the dishwasher, whatever.