How DARE they let this game end.

FREE FOOTBALL

WHAT THE DUUUUCK

GO FOR TWO COWARDS

Holy SHIT Dane Steel #FCSChampionship

On three different occasions, while giving a safety briefing, said “Don’t do this” and injured myself doing it.

My gaming habits are basically switching between Nethack and Civ6, so.

Sighs, taps sign, reminds everyone that this is self-care too.

Hugh Jackman will not rest until he's done a biopic of everyone who ever existed, or didn't.

My elder kids pre-cringe whenever I get the slightest opportunity to say "Pokemans". 10yo still hasn't quite figured out that I'm doing it intentionally.

There is no means to do this without Kelly getting a chance to say "Fuck you, court-martial me, asshole," and Hegseth is betting that Kelly doesn't want that smoke, and I wouldn't bet a nickel on that.

An hour and a half later, I can't think of a single joke that rose to the level of the original series, even the ones that were directly ripped from the original series. A generous ⭐⭐/5 because, I don't know, I didn't *hate* it.

Kinda weird for TBS to be playing London Has Fallen and then Olympus Has Fallen.

Book 1 of 2026: “This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong (And Why It Matters)” by Mark Cooper-Jones and Jay Foreman (a.k.a. the Map Men) Fun, informative, with a few gimmicky bits that aren’t as clever as the authors think, making it slightly less than perfect, but close enough to ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5.

You know what would be nice? If a retailer committed to actually getting you your order before putting you on the daily “Buy something else from us!” list.

DOINK

As a veteran, I say this: All active duty troops involved in the illegal attack on Venezuela, and illegal abduction of the democratically elected President of that country, are by definition war criminals. Commanders should have disobeyed illegal orders. Troops should do so going forward.

I emailed and voicemailed Rep. Tlaib saying “I know you’re going to do the right thing, so this is just a data point you can share with your coworkers. Maybe tell Haley Stevens she can win my vote, I dunno.”

The Unfollow and Block buttons are your friends. Use them.

Looks like I’m gonna have to suspend my rule about donating outside my district. Who’s primarying this one?

Can we please get the fucking camera off the kid laying on the ground waiting for the cart? “You hate to see this.” THEN STOP FUCKING SHOWING IT TO US.

The political press is so convinced by the conservative assertion that government is incapable of helping people—because conservatives prove it whenever they run the government—that any politician who says they want to help people is treated like a con man.

One resolution that’s already reaping benefits: at halftime, get off the couch and do literally anything else. Clean up the snacks and get new ones, walk around the block, load the dishwasher, whatever.

You personally really should delete your X account immediately.

A Lockheed Martin ad pimping Golden Dome is the most obvious admission yet that it won’t work except to shovel money into defense contractor pockets.

Isn’t this at least the second time he aced his third cognitive test in a row?

WALKOFF SAFETY MOTHERFUCKERS

Of cooourse we’re going to OT.

Huh, who woulda thought that a game between Georgia and Mississippi in New Orleans would be this drunk.

jeebus that pass

Hi, I’m a perfectly good run of pitons that don’t give anyone else a problem that whole fucking season. I might also be an IED, but I still don’t remember the incident itself.

Okay, if Mississippi can recover from THAT, then they can go all the way.

It’s not even that Indiana is up three scores on Alabama. It’s that the game ain’t *that* close.

Did the Hoosiers score too fast?

Why don’t they do this version of the coin toss for every game?

It wasn’t three weeks later that Freddie Mercury announced his diagnosis and died the next day. *No one* would have believed that Magic wasn’t even halfway through his life in November 1991. No one.

I think the week before July 4th.

Modern American conservatives believe in very little, but one of their ironclad core beliefs is that everyone else is as viscerally disgusted as they are whenever a woman — especially a woman of color — is even vaguely enjoying herself in public. Fashion is a sin to them.

See if you can pinpoint when I discovered Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Best football-related acquisition of 2025: air fryer.

FAKE PUNT WOOHOO

I choose to take this as a positive omen. (As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)

booyakasha

Resolution time again. #boardgames

Westland, any minute now:

Significantly change a game by adding or removing one letter. Hot Steak

The art form peaked early.

I am genuinely not kidding when I say I will go ALL IN on a candidate who vows to massively increase the size of the federal government just to enforce laws that are already on the books against the rich.