Aside from Abbott Elementary and the various animated shows (your Simpsons, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers) are there any new live action, 22 minute network TV sitcoms airing anymore? I miss sitcoms.

Since I had a bit of free time at the end of the work day and @letteringbear.bsky.social has made making lettering stacks look so cool and fun, here are a few of mine for Batman: Dark Patterns 01, Behemoth 01, Don't Forget Your Briefcase 01, and the Gatchaman: Ryu one-shot.

[sitting at my computer, putting together a lettering style for a new book while popping cold, thinly cut leftover sirloin steak slices into my mouth and singing 🎶 meat snacks🎶]

Imagine jamming an entire turkey carcass down your garbage disposal, turning it on, and then falling deeply, madly in love with the soft, gentle sounds it spoke to you. Impossible? WRONG. It happened to Olivia Nuzzi.

You know it's going to be a bad week when you open up Bluesky first thing Monday morning and find whatever the fuck this is from @adampknave.com

You know it's going to be a good week when you open up your email first thing Monday morning and find new @brandtandstein.com pages in your inbox.

"My brain works different (derogatory)."

Conceivable?

(To be fair, I usually CAN make whatever it is they're making, so... 💅)

My toxic trait is watching someone make an intricate, delicate dessert on a baking show and immediately think "...I bet I could make that."

Still recovering from being sick all week and I'm completely wiped out right now, but I made a near-perfect pizza for dinner tonight AND baked an awesome apple spice cake for dessert.

Someone should invent a new sleeping position that works

When you don't have time for the full freakout

Ibuprofen has become my little nightly after dinner mint of choice.

Twins

Oh.

Oh no. @adampknave.com

Someone just quote reposted one of my jokes and basically said "I can't find another source, but I'm like 80% sure this guy isn't funny enough to come up with this joke on his own." and I did not need to be dragged like that right before bedtime.

Today is one year since I said goodbye to Chloe Godzilla. She was such a huge important part of my life and I've felt so lost without her. I miss her so much.

Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel.

FRIEND: Hey! Been a while! How's it going? How's life? How's that new kitten of yours? ME: [dazed from working in comics] I... I don't know if I can talk about that. I don't think it's been announced yet.

Batman: Dark Patterns 12 preview pages. The final issue. The Great Fire of Gotham burns. @cleanlined.bsky.social @treecolour.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social @garbagedracula.bsky.social @dc.com

We, as a society, do not give Google Drive enough shit.

KITTEN: I DO NOT like water. Do not even THINK about getting me wet or I will be very VERY cross. Oh, how I shall shriek a thousand shrieks, if I am ever wetted. ALSO KITTEN: Also, I will EXCLUSIVELY hang out in the sink, in the bathtub, and sometimes stand precariously upon the toilet seat.

Life got you down? Feeling overwhelmed? Like you're being pulled in multiple directions at once with no end in sight? Well, have I got the solution for YOU! BREAD! Eat some bread! Don't bother putting anything on it! Sandwiches are for people who have the energy to make a sandwich. Just eat bread!

Sometimes things happen that are so bizarre, if you described what was going on, no one would believe you.

I rarely feel "manly" -- whatever THAT means -- but, every now and then, I get hit with a sudden wave of masculinity and think "I should buy a cool knife."

Godzilla Plus One (It's a romcom about Godzilla trying to find a date for his ex's wedding)

"That's funny." -- me, after hearing a VERY good joke "[laughing like an evil cartoon villain's dog sidekick until I am crying, blue in the face, and can't breath anymore]" -- me, when my cat sits in a slightly weird position

Josie and the Pussycats did not thwart Parker Posey and Alan Cumming's evil capitalist plans just for everyone to start buying cat ear headphones again.

I am NOT a boring old man! I do all sorts of fun cool dangerous BAD BOY activities. For example, when it's 8:00 PM and I'm getting ready for bed, if I've finished all of my tasks for the day, I'm allowed to treat myself to a bottle of mineral water before I go to sleep.

This is my impression of my two black cats, Kirby (1yo) and Gomez (5yo), interacting. *ahem* KIRBY: [runs up to Gomez at top speed, stopping suddenly, only inches away from his face] HI! HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS? GOMEZ: HE LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO MURDER MEEEEE!

It's always a little visually upsetting when you see behind the scenes pics of the puppeteers wearing and working the Muppets.

Sometimes everything in my life seems to be going wrong and I feel like maybe I'm cursed, but then I look down at this beautiful little kitten in my lap who is just biting the absolute shit out of my arm.

KIRBY: Can I have treats? ME: No. KIRBY: But Cinnabun has treats! ME: Because she didn't IMMEDIATELY devour them like you did. KIRBY: Can I eat hers? ME: No. KIRBY: She's not even eating them! She's just staring at me and growling! ME: [sighs] KIRBY: [slowly stretches paw towards Cinnabun's treats]

In 1994, my uncle and I went to K-Mart to buy my grandmother a 13 in TV for her kitchen table. A few years later, after she passed, the TV was handed down to me and I've kept it for the past almost 30 years even though it hasn't really worked great for a long time. I just couldn't throw it away.

Hahaha! Oh, man. It took me three hours to realize that tonight was Halloween and not Purge Night. Boy, is MY face red. Y'know, from all the blood.

Be careful when trick-or-treating tonight. I've all heard the urban legends. I thought they were just stories. I didn't think anyone actually did that kind of shit. Then some sicko gave my kid an Almond Joy and, when we opened the wrapper, we found an Almond Joy candy bar inside. Disgusting.

All ready for trick-or-treaters! I'm so excited! I LOVE Halloween!

Actually, Frankenstein was the name of both the doctor and his creation, much in the same way that you may share a name with your parents and/or children. Hope this clears things up for you.

Kirby

*is assassinated*

Make a big stock pot of soup for dinner at nine o'clock in the morning and keep it on a low simmer, then you can sneak a bowl of soup at any point throughout the day.

Did you know that Dan The Automator and Mary Elizabeth Winstead were in a band together about ten years ago???

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Looking for coloring work with a Dec/ Jan start! #comics Here's a list of my previous publications:

When cats are confused by or upset about something, they just smack the shit out of whatever it is that's frustrating them and I think that's beautiful.

With art by @joehunter.bsky.social and letters by @gofrankgo.bsky.social (the dream team TRULY), I'm excited to eventually show things off to y'all.