Dissociating! At The Family Cookout

Some days I wish I was just a cool skeleton, sulking around a damp, dark dungeon, guarding a few bits of gold with my rusty scimitar while making terrible puns about bones.

Pretty cool how you think a day couldn't possibly get any worse, but then it does. 👉😎👉

Three years ago today.

It's a common misconception that this person's name is Jamiroquai. Jamiroquai is actually the name of the band. This is just a Jamiroguy.

Today I was discussing Executive Dysfunction with some folks, and how in our household we call it "The Sits" I decided to make an info poster. It's based on my personal experience with it. Yes, the person is me 😆 #neurodivergent #memes #executivedysfunction

The AC came on and Cinnabun, The Li'l'est Kitten Whomst Ever Lived, is huddled under a table lamp, trying to keep warm.

A tabaxi monk whose main attack is to grapple their opponent and bunny kick them a dozen times.

Sans plus attendre, voici le storyboard de mon prochain long métrage qui me vaudra la palme du cristal de platine de l'audace au prochain Annecy.

The moon is really pretty tonight. So round and shiny. Absolutely stunning.

Kirby just trampled down the stairs, raced across the room, Tokyo drifted, and stopped on a dime at his scratching pad with his ass in the air, then looked up at me his head cocked, eyes wide, and ears turned backwards like YOU'RE NOT SUSPICIOUS, ARE YOU?!

Went to my fresh produce market yesterday and bought some nice big tomatoes, onions, peppers, and garlic (with fresh basil from the garden) so I could make the sauce today.

Mel Brooks turns 100 years old today and I genuinely can't think of a better anniversary to celebrate this week.

*posting through an anhedonic downswing* anyone noticed having fun lowkey fell off

In a world where everyone says "Jacob Wysocki", I say "Jacob WyNOTsocki"?

Hired a clown for my daughter's fifth birthday. It's one of those French clowns that smokes cigarettes and sighs a lot. Everyone is having a real bad time.

Happy Adoption Day, Chloe Godzilla. I love you and I miss you.

WORST MAN is genuinely one of the best comics I've read this year and ABSOLUTELY the funniest, go save a little cash ahd pick it up

Wallop

Last night I had my recurring dream that I was in command of the Death Star guess I was Tarkin in my sleep again

Hey, B&N is having a 25% off preorders sale! If you’re in the US there isn’t a better time to preorder the #WorstManOGN, our high-stakes, high-friction, queer, heist-based romantic comedy!

Slipped a lampshade over my new giraffe's head. No one will ever find her in my apartment now.

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

[trying to summon the dark spirits, but could only find Glade® Apple Cinnamon-scented candles at the store] ME: O Dark Spirits, hear me! I summon you to this plane! Spirits, answer my call! DARK SPIRIT: What foolish mortal doth summon me to--Damn. It smells good as hell in here, dog. ME: Thanks.

I gave my new DnD character a stupid pun name.

There is a fly in the house and Kirby is FUCKIN' ON IT.

Absolutely WILD timing.

Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh nooo! I was in charge planning Taylor's wedding and upcoming concert and I mixed up the venuuues! Now she's getting married at MSG and her big concert is in a small, intimate church in Maine that only fits 30 people! I fucked uuuuup! Oh, I'm gonna be in so much troubllllle!

This October Get ready to SCREAM From @2000ad.bsky.social, the classic Halloween horror special returns! Including "Consent is Key" from me, @comixbychloe.bsky.social, @jpjordan.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com! A horrifying tale of capitalistic rot, losing your sense of self and bloody rage.

I heard it's make a terrible comic day so I busted out the printer paper and Bic Gelocity pen. No edits, or corrections, cause I can't undo paper and ink. So, you know, this is what you get.

JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS #4 is out today, concluding DC Pride's multi-month, multi-book event that started back in April with JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERGALACTIC SPECIAL and continued in May with GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN. What an honor to tell this story with @nicoleamaines.bsky.social and...

Why don't they just ask AI for a solution?

God, I'm so proud of that dang title design.

HEY LOOK AT THAT the incredibly sexy trailer for our book is out and you should shove it in your eyeballs

Just slept for what felt like half the night, woke up, and it's barely been an hour and now I am AWAKE again. Yay.

Gomez: Gogo Gomer Gommie Bear Asshole Monster Kirby: Demolition Kirby Garbage Disposal Foot Pervert Tiny Horse Monster Cinnamon: Cinnabun Bun Red Hots (when she grumpy) Puppy (note: she IS a kitten) Monster

ME: My gift is that I can summon a little black kitten to appear on my chest and nuzzle my chin whenever I lie down. PROF X: That's great, but I really don't see how that can help us fight Apocalypse. ME: It's pretty cute, though, right? PROF X: No, it's stupid cute, don't get me wrong, but...

Sleep is stupid anyway. I'm glad I can't do it, actually.

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

Today's the last day of my vacay and I've barely vacayshed. Gotta find a way to cram a week's worth of relaxation into the next 12 hours.

Making a lemon pie and discovered the most fascinating way to tell that I have just the tiniest of papercuts on my thumb.

Sleep is stupid anyway. I'm glad I can't do it, actually.

I've written a Cyperpunk 2077. I think the story is loads of violent fun. Such a cool cover by series artist @nicolaizzo.bsky.social #comics #cyberpunk2077

So thrilled to share that Cyberpunk 2077 - Jayk's Case 1/4 was announced!!! Out in October from @darkhorse.com in collaboration with @cdprojektred.com Script: @jordanthomas.bsky.social Colors: #igormonti Lettering: #frankcvektovic Main cover and interiors by me!

Sometimes you text a friend who hasn't spoken to you in a few years and, while you don't expect a response, it still kind of sucks when one doesn't come.

Dachshund Poster by Ryszard Kaja

Sitting in a hair salon, Toto's "Africa" is playing on the radio, and it's making me think of @vanetti.bsky.social.

Amazing how quickly a haircut makes me feel human again.

There are a lot of songs about finding out that someone threw away all your grits and ate up all of your corn, but Sloop John B by The Beach Boys is probably one of the best. Top five, at least. Maybe even top three, if we're being honest.