Today's the kind of day where literally everything that can go wrong is going wrong.

Dick Grayson Batman except he has a Power Girl boob window in the middle of his cape so everyone can still see his ass.

I need one of you to come over to my place and whack me over the head with a cartoonishly large mallet so I can actually get some sleep tonight.

Guest Who "Probably Won't Stay Long" Stays For Three Hours

"Are you painting something? The basement smells like headaches."

ME [having just woken up from a two hour nap]: What's if I took a two hour nap?

ABSOLUTE JARRO

Babies really nailed it with that whole "being so tired you can't do anything but cry" thing.

3:00 AM is a very normal time to bake a lemon ricotta cake.

Chugging an entire Capri-Sun in one go, belching loudly, and then smashing the empty pouch against my forehead before placing a pretzel rod between my lips like a cigar, so my tween nephews think I'm also cool and tough.

Pay no attention to all of the broken plates strewn about on the ground. Just focus on the ones I've still got spinning.

Today’s Guardians Home Opener Sunrise in Cleveland, Ohio Baseball is back in The Land!

Here's some of the elegible books I lettered last year: Krypto: Last Dog of Krypton, Harley Quinn (incl. Fartacular!), Absolute Green Lantern, Mr. Terrific: Year One, Justice League Red, Superman's Good Guy Gang v1, Aquamanatee (DC), Orla!, War Wolf (Mad Cave), Go-Man vol 1 (Union Square)

If you think any of the lettering you saw from me last year was good enough, feel free to write in my name for a "Best Letterer" nomination here!

[2:10 am] KIRBY: [fast asleep] ME: [fast asleep] [2:11 am] KIRBY: [wakes up, jumps onto my chest, headbutting my chin, looking for pets and scratches] ME: Yes. Hi. Clearly, I was in the wrong for not paying attention to you. Apologies. ME: [gives pets] [2:18] KIRBY: [fast asleep] ME: [wide awake]

The fire's only job is to burn.

Sometimes I wish I had included small, white herons in my bird sanctuary, but, in the end, I have no egrets.

Sometimes a script calls for various accents and diacritical marks and, for a moment, you worry the font you're using might not include them. But then you remember who designed the font and feel both relieved and thankful that @sara.pizza has always got your back.

Sometimes you're tasked with designing imitation social media icons and end up liking your Temu knockoff redesign more than the official logo.

I am very cold and in a lot of pain but, the issue, you see, is that I would very much like to be neither of those things.

Top 4 best jokes

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

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Frank is wise. I've often told people that I think less is more on SFX and it's not just because I wanna do less work. They're just really easy to over-use, and then you're just needlessly covering up art for nothing.

I know this is probably going to make me sound like a lazy letterer who doesn't want to do their job, BUT not every action NEEDS a sound effect.

Sudden tornado warning. Fantastic.

Good mail day. @danpgwatters.bsky.social @cleanlined.bsky.social @treecolour.bsky.social

He's here. The Batman: Dark Patterns tpb is out today from DC. Me, @cleanlined.bsky.social, @treecolour.bsky.social, & @gofrankgo.bsky.social. Who is the Wound Man? What is the voice in the tower? Have the Red Hood Gang truly returned? And why is Gotham burning? The Dark Detective is on the case.

Spring means it's time for everyone's favorite game: Are The Neighbor Children Screaming Like That Because They Are Playing? Or Are They Being Murdered?

i am tire of computer

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Edits by @phoebehedges.bsky.social, and published by @comicstitan.bsky.social!

Hey bsky! If you didn’t know already, we’re making a romcom! A heated, queer romcom set at a wedding! If you like romance, comedy, heists, hating billionaires or ridiculous farces, you should check out #WorstManOGN! Written/drawn by us, logo and lettering by the incredible @gofrankgo.bsky.social!

I fake my death and move to a small seaside town in Maine. No one knows me. I work odd jobs. Keep my head down. Blend in. But when a ruthless gang starts harrassing a local artist I've grown fond of, for not knowing how to letter comics, I am forced to return to a life I thought I had left behind.

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Made a pretty nice plate of eggs for dinner. I love having a nice plate of eggs for dinner.

You should be able to go home and take off your body after a long, exhausting day, like one would do with a suit or work uniform or bra.

Lettering comics is great and I love it, but it's just not bringing in the kind of cash that I need right now. I'm genuinely starting to consider selling off a few of my organs in order to make ends meet. So if any churches out there need a new pipe organ, hmu.

Show me your dumbest cat. Mine is Cinnabun.

@talkwordy.bsky.social Happy birthday!

Like Poe's Tell-Tale Heart, except it's the beating of the heart beneath my ribs -- not the floorboards -- that's slowly driving me mad.

I cannot recommend @sara.pizza's fonts enough. I'm always so thrilled when I get to use one in a comic I'm lettering.

A game-changing secret from Aunt May??? Sounds like this could be trouble...

boy dinner

The covers @brandtandstein.com did for this are so amazing.

Some new pages for HAMMER: John Henry and the Robot Apocalypse. Written and created by @gregandelysee.bsky.social art by me! The Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby vibes are Thicc in this one. #b&wart #comics #afrofuturism #blacksky

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I would never say this to their face, but few things make me feel as content as I do lettering comics made by @brandtandstein.com.

Just came across this picture and well… y’all come eat.