Dawg, I will straight up give a kitten kisses on its tiny little head. I don't even give a fuck.

Laser Joan & the Rayguns is funding now! Grab the rock 'n roll, spy filled, action one-shot while you can. Collecting the DHP serial for the first time, on its 10th anniversary, by me @djkirkbride.bsky.social @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social @jordantboyd.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social

ME: I wish the Simplify and Smooth tools weren't adjacent in the Adobe Illustrator Object > Path dropdown. GENIE: You... DO know I can grant you untold fame and fortune? Anything you want can be yours? ME: I know. GENIE: ... GENIE: ...you're still going to use your third wish to free me, right?

Legs don't work at night.

Sometimes I fear my bones are trying to escape.

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

I am tired and achy and just want to go to bed, but I'm making shawarma for dinner, so you can see my dilemma.

Hey! This book looks cool! You should pre-order it maybe.

Like a jacuzzi, but it's filled with moisturizer.

Someone recently asked me what is my most anticipated comic of the year and it's THIS ONE:

they will see us wuthering such great heights come down now, they'll say

LASER JOAN & THE RAYGUNS is a 1-shot comic collecting the 3 DARK HORSE PRESENTS stories featuring action-packed rock ’n roll spy adventures by @adampknave.com, @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social, @jordantboyd.bsky.social, @gofrankgo.bsky.social, and me up on Kickstarter now! #Comicsky #CreatorOwnedComics

My review of a mime playing a guitar: Perfect. No notes.

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

in my cookie era

It's nice to have people who care about you.

guess who fainted lol

Felt cute, might pitch later.

Warhammer cover!

Urth-01 Drew this for a thing years ago and stumbled onto it again. I like it.

[catching up with an old friend] HIM: Yep. Married now. Got three kids, too. Can you believe that? Me. With THREE kids. Luckily, I just got that big promotion at work. You? ME: I remembered to eat today. HIM: ... ME: I forgot yesterday.

Back to the point where the anemia just saps any strength and energy I have around noon, leaving me exhausted and in pain while I try to make it through the rest of the day.

Who up pondering The Orb?

Marvel, let me write a rom-com about Ruby Thursday and The Orb hooking up and committing crimes together.

[Cyclops, Marvel Girl, and Iceman working on a crossword puzzle] CYCLOPS: Professor, what's a four-letter word for a large, heavy book? PROFESSOR X: Tome, my X-Men.

Spot the Kitty (Not Cinnabunn)

1. Wind Waker 2. Ocarina of Time 3. Twilight Princess

Hey bsky! It’s been a little while since I plugged this, so you probably haven’t seen it. Not only are we making a romcom that is witty, fast-paced, queer and anti-billionaire, but you can read the first 10 pages at the link below! #WorstManOGN

I love when a recipe says "Garlic (optional)." No, the fuck it isn't.

Baked a lemon ricotta cake. Just because.

"Turbo-Tastic!"

I hate how much this is me lol

I made a damn near perfect pizza. I'm so proud of myself for how good I've gotten at tossing dough.

Even more overwhelmed and even better at tossing pizza dough. 😎😎😎

Like the coin pusher arcade game, except it's my cat's tail slowly sweeping over a pile of paper, pens, the TV remote, and other various odds and ends on the coffee table, coming closer and closer to knocking it all onto the floor.

Shout out to the kid behind the deli counter at my local Italian grocery store this morning who was going all in on Paramore's "Still Into You" while slicing up that prosciut.

If you are trying to brown ground beef for dinner, it is imperative you actually turn on the burner. Likewise, if you are trying to boil water for pasta, you need to put your pot on the burner you turned on and not a completely different one. Follow me for more helpful cooking tips.

I don't really like to repost nice things people say about me -- compliments make me feel a little uncomfortable (more from imposter syndrome than anything else) -- but I really needed those today.

I'm always delighted to see @gofrankgo.bsky.social lettering a story. There's not nearly enough of attention on his work, so this is wonderful.

We request Frank on literally every job because every time he has turned in a lettering job it has been as surprising as it was delightful, and always working with the art in perfect harmony

As we have lettering on these preview pages, I just want to take a minute to shout out @gofrankgo.bsky.social. Frank has done an INCREDIBLE job on the Worst Man lettering, from the STUNNING logo to the phenomenal interiors where they add all sorts of flourishes to make it all shine

Honk and Bonk (Repost because nice light)

Mark your calendars for our big day! 💍 Eisner and GLAAD Award-nominated creators @brandtandstein.com's debut graphic novel, WORST MAN, is White Lotus meets Glass Onion. Forever begins on August 25, 2026! Or does it... Pre-order your copy now: titan-comics.com/c/2401-worst...

I'm not usually the kind of guy to ask but, if you've got any to spare this morning, I could use some good luck and good vibes and a duffel bag full of untraceable cash.

Also, nothing will turn you into a hypochondriac faster than being called a "medical mystery" for seven years.

When your body starts presenting a new symptom and it's like not now, okay? Read the fucking room. We've already got too much stress that we can't handle right now.

DM: And that makes it your turn, Frank. What would you like to do? ME: I'd like to make a perception check. DM: Roll for it. ME: Seventeen plus three Wisdom plus two Proficiency Bonus, so twenty-two. DM: That's definitely enough. What would you like to know? ME: ... ME: ...are you mad at me?

I love when books have secrets.