The ultimate Ivalice experience.

Sir? No... that's not... sir... that's a BOX of LITTER, not a... oh no...

Got offered a couple of really big lettering gigs this week as I'm wrapping up a couple of really big books. Asked my cat if he was proud of me and he said "Myah," which is honestly the kind of validation I needed right now.

@lanpitts.bsky.social @joehunter.bsky.social

Behemoth returns this week in a paperback collection, now available wherever you buy books! Details: https://bit.ly/4mI5s8h Collects all 4 issues of the series from Grant Sputore, Ryan Engle, Jay Martin, @gofrankgo.bsky.social

This is stupid. This is BlueSky. Everyone who uses this app is like 40.

“I pity the fool who doesn’t enjoy my wife’s Pierogies”

It's apple cider season, my dudes!

I long for the days before nostalgia.

We sometimes have schedules that are booked up for months and, if you wait until two weeks before your print deadline to find a letterer, you may have trouble finding someone who can fit you in.

Comic creators, a word of advice: if there's a colorist or letterer you want to work with, let them know as soon as you can. Even if you won't need them to color or letter anything for six months.

Reading through a bunch of old posts on the MY BANGERS tab and, controversial take, but I am very funny. I laughed at literally all of my jokes.

The Justice League would like you to believe that Swamp Thing is a self-made hero who earned his spot in the DC Universe through hard work and perseverance but, to be honest, he's just an industry plant.

Dudes rock

thank god it’s finally giant skeleton season again

One of my favorite parts of playing DnD is when the session is over and we all immediately text one another to geek out and congratulate each other about whatever cool and/or stupid things our characters did.

Finished my first DnD campain and I am both incredibly sad that it's over (for now?) and also completely WIRED. Thank you so much for playing with me @adampknave.com, @valentinebarker.com, @mrsbarker.bsky.social, and @elanderson.bsky.social.

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

I used to think that cats were just mean, evil little monsters who would bite you all the time, but then I adopted Gomez, who is a mean, evil little monster who bites me all the time, and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

It seems I've made a lot of people upset with this joke. Admittedly, it started off kind of rocky and the premise was a bit of a stretch -- a lot of you could see-through that immediately -- but I will happily pass the torch to anyone else who has a better joke.

A lot of questions were raised, when the Fantastic Four mysteriously swapped powers, but one Thing became clear.

It feels like it's a universal law that the city will wait to start jack-hammering up your street until you're fighting off a nightmare migraine.

Hey gang—going through a pretty rough patch right now. If anyone wants to help with food or bills, it’d be greatly appreciated. Venmo: LetterPro

I need something more than a chiropractic adjustment. Run me over with a steamroller.

ME, cracking open a can of Grape Waterloo Sparkling Water after drinking like a gallon and a half of regular water already today: Time for my special little treat water.

Sad to see Doug Bowser leave Nintendo, but I've heard good things about his successor, Doug Ganondorf.

Taking out Yoshi on Rainbow Road by yeeting my battery at him.

Who up scratching their cat's tiny little face?

THE STAND by Stephen King (1978)

I'm at that age where, if I sleep too little, I feel like shit in the morning. But if I get too much sleep, I also feel like shit. However, if I get the exact right amount of sleep? Shit.

Happy Rapture to those who celebrate.

I Saw A Picture Of Myself Online And Now I Want To Walk Into The Sea

I am NOT easily startled and, if you say that I am, loudly, when I'm not expecting it, I WILL shriek.

Got two new pairs of New Balance sneakers, which I believe completes my Middle-Aged Dad metamorphosis.

Spent $150 on a brown paper bag. Only the best for MY son.

GOD: This sensitive fleshy pink organ is called the tongue. They will use it to taste the sweetest foods and articulate sounds, which will they will use to speak. ANGEL: Excellent, My Lord. Some of Your best work. GOD: Surrounding the tongue will be 32 tiny little knives.

HER: I'm breaking up with you and, before you ask, yes, it's because you keep doing those dumb impressions of that cartoon dog. ME: Rut-roh.

Today is my mother's birthday. Drove out to the cemetery this morning to bring her some flowers.

Crazy thing is the Germans didn’t have a historical precedent to warn them

Me, reaching for my phone to check the news as soon as I wake up in the morning.

...if I had a nickel for every time a tiny black kitten wandered into my yard and decided he lived here, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice.

UPDATE: It's been a couple of weeks and A LOT has gone on with this little guy--including a visit to the vet, contacting his original owner, fighting with the neighbors, and a couple visits from the police--but, as it turns out, his original own was unable to continue caring for him. Which means...

Seeing countless news articles over the past 24 hours start off with "MCU Actor Robert Redford" bums me out in a way you cannot even imagine.

UPDATE: It's been a couple of weeks and A LOT has gone on with this little guy--including a visit to the vet, contacting his original owner, fighting with the neighbors, and a couple visits from the police--but, as it turns out, his original own was unable to continue caring for him. Which means...

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Can confirm that Dylan does good work and has nice hair. You should hire him to design cool stuff for you.

My cat opening all of the cabinet doors in the kitchen for the third time this morning.

An artist I follow on YouTube posted a multi-hour long video of a new piece's creation, in honor of a certain person's recent violent death, while expounding his virtues. Which fucking SUUUCKS, because I really did like the artist's work, but I HAVE been meaning to pare down my subscriptions so...

"It is time to make... the concoction," I tell my cat, sounding like a mad scientist, as I dump two tablespoons of chia seeds into a glass with a can of Waterloo Spiced Mango Sorbet and half a cup of orange juice.