"Broom the soup." A lot of centrists are freaking out right now, and people are both reading too much and too little into the DSA victories, but a metaphor from my career may be helpful here. 1/?

Imagining Albert calling Kirk a blithering hayseed and/or a chowderhead yokel.

Me on HGTV: "The plans for this reno look great, but I thought we agreed on having a jungle room."

This whole thread will make your heart swell. AI will never win. Tell your stories ❤️

Almost can't believe I'm saying it but STARLOG IS BACK, BABY. Beyond honored to serve as senior editor under the badass, brilliant @annaleen.bsky.social, with @jhoffman.bsky.social & @da7e.com on the podcast mic. Trust that you'll want to sign up for Jordan's weekly inbox dispatch, too: starlog.com

Hey, @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social.

This review is hashtag blessed.

I was looking at the League of Comic Geeks entry for SINK YOUR TEETH IN and it's important to note that @cerealpancake.bsky.social is a ghost.

It doesn't make sense that vampires aren't in mirrors. There, I said it and I'm glad.

I'm impressed that this episode of Human Footprint on PBS licensed the Jurassic Park theme to play behind this piece on people cloning extinct animals back to life. This is what my Viewers Like You donation is paying for and I'm here for it.

This is the correct take.

This is no ACTUAL physical version of GTA VI. Fuck offffff.

I am bonkers excited about more Confessions of Dorian Gray, TBH. Best non-Doctor Who thing at Big Finish. Possibly best thing at Big Finish without even the caveat.

This fall from @idwpublishing.com's IDW DARK comes... YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIVE Creative: @jacksonlanzing.bsky.social @collinkelly.bsky.social & Heather Vaughan @bloody-disgusting.com with the exclusive bloody-disgusting.com/comics/39572...

...people are turning trans women into villains, it means so much that so many people at DC Comics came together to say to say that we can be *heroes.* May this pride that we've created help you through difficult times. May it comfort you. May it inspire you. May it give you all the joy it's...

Today the journey ends and I remain so damn proud of the road I got to walk with @nicoleamaines.bsky.social @planetx.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social @whattheshea.bsky.social and the murderers row of artists. I still can't believe this series exists.

Truly the least surprising list of credits in recent history. FRIENDS MAKE COMIC TOGETHER, FILM AT ELEVEN. But truly, I don't need to tell you how good these people are. And I'm so thrilled to be doing my first but hopefully not last work at Rebellion.

STAR TREK DEVIATIONS: EVERMORE By Claudia Gray, @andypriceart.bsky.social, @longtalljodie.com, @sercas.bsky.social, @heatherantos.bsky.social and me! Quoth the raven, "wait, is this Star Trek?" One of the first Trek stories I ever coloured and an absolute fave! THIS SEPTEMBER! Cover by Andy!

I miss writing my wordy ass comics.

I think the media are finally having this moment, and the reflecting pool is what pushed them over the edge.

Someone make her play Truck Simulator. I wanna see her race across America to get groceries from Washington to Louisiana on time. youtu.be/ZXJyFE74fJo?...

I know it's petty, but 3 years ago a really big asshole I used to work with launched a crowdfund for a Conan-style sword & sorcery comic while I prepared to relaunch Conan at Titan. 3 years later, he still hasn't finished or fulfilled that project. Conan the Barbarian #32 arrives in stores tomorrow

OH, OKAY.

SDCC plans are starting to come together as I enter full-blown panic mode a month ahead of time.

I don't have any particularly valuable input other than 1. Stephanie is amazing, working with her is always a gift and 2. everyone should read this article and think long and hard about their own internal biases.

Oh dang, I didn't notice that solicits went up early this month. I hope you like Comics Books I Lettered, because there's a lot of them. Featuring STAR TREK #1, STAR TREK DEVIATIONS EVERMORE, GASTRONOMIQUE #2, VAMPYRATES #3, and NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH #5.

Ah, it's NBA Draft day, let me check in on which pick my beloved Phoenix Suns have and-- oh.

WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MAN?

HEY LOOK AT THAT the incredibly sexy trailer for our book is out and you should shove it in your eyeballs

i have a whole column about exactly this in @pastemagazine.bsky.social! the latest one is about The Way by Fastball, the final boss of grocery store bangers www.pastemagazine.com/music/fastba...

My quirky job in Stars Hollow would be the Stars Hollow Gazette's only cartoonist, redrawing every syndicated comic strip every day because our editor won't pay for a real syndication package.

“I have lovingly recreated this historic sword in a mere 72 hours.” “Great, I’m gonna use it to cut down a tree.”

For only cover price this is honestly pretty sick.

The epic DC Pride event concludes with JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS #4! I know everything seemed bad last issue, but this week it... ...well, it gets worse.

If I was in A Quiet Place, I would simply not talk, but I'm built different.

I cannot emphasize enough how quickly City Council of Darkness is SKYROCKETING up the Dimension 20 power rankings.

Please help defend Minnesota heroes who tried to thwart the ICE gestapo, and often succeeded!! They're being persecuted by this authoritarian clownshow Dept. of Justice. bsky.app/profile/bill...

Longtime friend of the show @fredvanlente.bsky.social joins us this week to talk about his new Boom! series Vampyrates!

This is like Gandalf returning upon the first light of the fifth day for @theisb.bsky.social.

The intentionality behind storyboarding is so metatextual there's really next to no chance it's actually going to succeed at doing this. AI can only emulate surface level aesthetic, it will have no idea why a shot is framed from below or whatever. It will just make shit up

For @aftermath.site, I reviewed the Steam Machine. It costs $1049 base. It is beautifully designed. It might be one of the most important computers ever made, launched at the worst time imaginable. aftermath.site/steam-machin...

...at least it comes with the woodgrain faceplate included?

THE TIME APPROACHETH.

Can't believe I'm jealous of the country who gets a new world leader every 2.3 years, but here we are.

No choice but to stan my LCS.

Immediately this morning:

So the ending of Mina The Hollower is like, look, just take the W, life isn't perfect.

Look at these little shits.

I made use of some of my rare and valuable down time to 100% Mina The Hollower, a game that deeply frustrated me in the first couple hours but swiftly became my GOTY.

Happy father's day to my dad, Bruce Springsteen.