Thank you all for coming to this urgent and mandatory meeting. For too long now, dipshits have not trusted The News. This needs to change. Let me introduce you to a dozen pure, weapons-grade dipshits who do not give a single damn about real news but are monofocused on what dipshits care about.

Legendary artist Sal Buscema has passed. He was an immaculate storyteller - a master of the craft. What I’ll remember most was his iconic run on SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN with @jmdematteis.bsky.social. Read The Child Within, FINALLY collected. Treat yourself to one of the best Spider-Man stories ever.

I think we have to also understand these demands to "get outside your bubble" and "expand your intellectual horizons" by engaging with right wing media as, essentially, temptations to sin. "Try it. You might like it. It's just one hit -- what can it hurt?"

Thinking about becoming a guy who has never read a Batman comic after 1939 and just constantly complains online about Batman's wanton gun violence.

I hope that the new HBO series draws new attention to Gary Gianni's magnificent Dunk & Egg illustrations.

Blair Witch Projectile

As a libertarian, I think it’s important that Americans understand that if they just do what the government says, they won’t get shot.

Pretti was not protesting, but the actual rule is "Don't bring a gun to a protest unless you're coming to shoot left wingers, then it's ok"

LRP: My stated position on the matter remains: PRO Gritty, ANTI Flyers

I wanna see Gritty eat an ICE agent.

one of the many instances of cognitive dissonance I'm trying to deal with is how the older generations literally raised us on books about the horrors of people having to hide in basements in attics and now when we point out what's happening today, they tell us we're being "extreme"

the final battle #ff7rebirth

If you love someone, throw a tiara at their chest. If they survive, then they're yours! #sailormoon #abridged #parody

Actually understanding how LLMs/genAI works must be a disqualifying attribute for this job. Because, again, it does not think. It's a complex set of probabilities spitting out glamorized predictive text. It can never be sentient. These people are like a deranged cyberpunk techno cult.

Man I love Ron Funches youtube.com/shorts/iH-up...

Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

I had to fix some burst pipes during our last big ice storm, so hope this helps: Letting faucets drip isn't enough, flowing streams freeze after all. If your power and heat have been off a long time, shut off the main supply valve to the house. There's still water in the pipes that can -

okay hear me out

who can forget the famous Boston Tea Party, in which a bunch of Boston's Finest gathered to sip on some tea after cracking the skulls of some dirty hippies who dared protest the King

This rules

Personally, I never expected Fable to launch on Forza Horizon 6.

I will think about this poem until I'm dead.

ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're*

Besides the worst metaphor that anyone has ever heard, yes, you absolutely could turn the Titanic around overnight, it does not take 8+ hours to turn a boat around. The failure of the Titanic was not that it was impossible to avoid, it was extremely possible, they just refused to listen to warnings.

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers Neko Case Paramore Those Darlins Otep Metric

bringing this back in honor of Amy Madigan’s Oscar nom ❤️

Is there a bigger original song to sample upgrade than “Walk On The Wild Side” (mumbly boomer trash) to “Can I Kick It?” (sublime, beautiful, flows in layers)?

here's how Dear Alien (Who Art in Heaven) from Asteroid City can still win the Oscar... youtu.be/rW2GJMI4heI

The F1 Best Picture nom is, speaking as someone who really enjoyed that movie, absolutely bizarre. No director nomination for Kosinski, (obviously) no acting or screenplay nominations. Editing, Sound and VFX are at least categories it deserves to be nominated in.

Ripley is on the case!

Live in five, friends. See you there if you need somewhere to hang out for a little while.

I think the flaw at the core of the most strategist-brained Dems (and I am not talking about or dunking on Hayes here) is the belief that you can only say something about one of these things. The horrors are just a distraction, et al.

I think somebody should just do it already.

G.I.Joe needed a Catholic Force 2000 sub-team.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Good morning from everybody’s favorite liminal space, the car dealership service waiting room. Shout out to the young man watching anime on his phone with no earphones.

Peak aesthetic.

Tonight, at a Neko Case show, she intro’d Magpie to the Morning by saying, “this is a song about a bird,” and a dude in the audience shouted, “GO BIRDS!” and that’s how you know I’m from Eastern Pennsylvania.

We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID

Me, browsing expensive dice on my phone: "What if I did 365 Buttons, but for dice?"

it should not surprise anybody who follows my work that I wrote a bunch more songs last year. (Peter Balkan was written in 2024.) Here's one we're releasing early in honor of Bob Weir. Enjoy -- we're donating proceeds to the American Cancer Society. themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/track/going-...

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...