Harden works in fuck-ups the way that other masters might work in oils or marble. They’re an extension of his quintessence.

Final boss battles are typically a test of your combat abilities, and a chance to show off your powers. But what happens when the final boss is unbeatable? Emma Kent examines how Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order flips the traditional video game power arc on its head: www.eteogames.com/the-impossib...

Announcing my new comic under the Marvel Midnight banner, a new take on BLADE in the Midnight Universe: Preorder NORMAL ERIC #1 now at comic shops near you.

Lotta people on this website today trying to make "Horses" happen as a synonym for "bad" and I think you all owe Patti Smith an apology.

Should I?

Tonight is my Super Bowl.

PITCH: Spider-Man is physically huge and best buds with all of his rogues' gallery PITCH: Carol Danvers is a witch from hell PITCH: Captain America's shield is made from nano particles, and he has a different haircut.

There's only one director who could possibly do a film adaptation of THE ODYSSEY justice, and we all know who it is: John R. Leonetti, director of ANNABELLE, WISH UPON and, most importantly, MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION.

What a fundamentally insane shirt for IndyCar to promote and sell. Feel free to let 'em know that:

I was starting to worry that random people I encounter every day might not treat me like a subhuman forever. Thank god.

*continues waiting extremely patiently for a @sweetshop.app invite*

FREE IDEA: A Widow's Bay RUN bot would be a good account on this website.

only tangential to the point (but related!) but MAN is it a doorway to a strange past to think of Dawkins and that construction, and his public persona in the 90s

I wrote this the weekend of the first No Kings protests & his sad military parade. I think about it often when I see them flail around retaliating against this or that person. They're evil and destructive and aided by pliant elites but they simply don't have the power they think they do.

I think one of the most fundamental cognitive dissonances that facilitate the wholesale dismantling of our society is that for the sort of people who are watching Fox Business, this IS, in fact, good, while being quite bad for everyone who doesn't watch Fox Business.

“You don’t understand how huge this is, Patricia - how momentous! The first fast food restaurant on the island!”

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BURGER THAT'S COMING? pixelframe.design/burger-king-...

I had a vision. A vision of a TV show so wonderful, we would all watch it.

Die for Patches. Kill for Patches. Patches is the Sensational Character Find of 2026. Baby Yoda who.

Evil Dead Listen Evil Dead Empathize Evil Dead Chill

This story adopts, entirely uncritically, Kennedy’s framing for this effort, including his apparent claim that getting off SSRIs is harder than quitting heroin.

"I hope Toilet Truck dies" is at least as useful a meme these days as "We're all looking for the guy who did this"

From FB, not mine

ODYSSEUS: At least we completed the odyssey. ALBERT EINSTEIN: ...Did we? *EINSTEIN WALKS AWAY*

Anyway, a bit of seriousness/fun from the Hause Gamily Picnic portion of the Sing Is Home festival in Manayunk, Pa. last weekend: “The Freedom Fighter.”

Counterpoint: nah

Once again deeply grateful to Square Enix for making all of its merch outrageously expensive.

My wife, posting this:

It’s gotten so dire that NBC is advertising that you can switch to a different basketball game on Peacock.

important to point out the creator and showrunner of this is the babadook from the "adults drinking wine vibe" meme

IT'S A FACT! The Met Gala every year has a "secret outfit" that if someone shows up in, they'll never do a Met Gala ever again. It appears nobody guessed this year's "secret outfit," which was what Philip Seymour Hoffman wore in TWISTER

Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early https://theonion.com/met-gala-ends-abruptly-after-anna-wintours-parents-get-home-early/

Ella McCay has arrived at the Met Gala

Greedo, K2SO, Porg, & R2D2 #MayThe4thBeWithYou

"All Bastards Cops Are" Yoda mural in Sydney

Sarcastic Spongebob-ass dice. I covet them.

unbelievably good soundtrack for one of my favorite games back in the day youtu.be/gX4G1RJYTi8?...

Note to self: The Fratdalorian & Brogu

Killing a French vampire with bread is painstaking.

Cerveza Cristal!

Jeff Bezos could’ve done what several other wealthy newspaper owners have done — turn the Post into a nonprofit and provide it a sizable endowment. Instead he did shit like this ⤵️

I: Gengar & Pikachu's son II: 2 gnomes with a dark secret III: Helmet deco for the cut Top Gun pilot "Yiff" IV: Earthbound guy V: The signal they light when Batman is dead VI: Babadook's cousin Jeremy VII: My mother VIII: Hordak's M.A.S.K. helmet IX: Upside-down Baba Yaga house. X: Starscream

It's May the 4th, so I'll post up some of my SW drawings. Thread! First up, a poster 1/

Korra never using her position/power to fix the very clearly defined underlying wrongs that drove the villains to action in favor of maintaining the unjust status quo OVER AND OVER is such an absolutely wild narrative decision, and feels to run counter to the sense of justice at the heart of TLA

I am already on record with this, but: The reveal about the fate of Rey's parents should just have been that Rey accidentally killed them.

New water bottle sticker from the maker market