This American administration is a bunch of weak, incompetent, malicious, opportunistic assholes who think Nazis are cool.

Also it seems pretty creditable at this point that there's hard proof in those Epstein files that the President is a child rapist and they really, really don't want to talk about it.

They're fragile. They've never had to deal with adversity and they don't like it and like an abusive spouse or parent, the only way they know to deal with it is by escalating violence. We're tough. We got this far. And we can pay attention to two or even three things at once.

I would extremely like to play in an rpg again some day instead of trying to wrangle people so I can run one.

SOOTHING ASMR to make your muscles MELT! Total Neurological RESET! You will forget ALL motor skills! These taps and tingles are BIOMECHANICALLY equivalent to SARIN! We have a FORGED end-use certificate! Do NOT tell Interpol! Headphones recommended.

just saw the words "a common pantry ingredient, hibiscus." common? are you sure about that? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

netflix recommending anime to me is a clear sign that the algorithm is not working

need to hire someone to stand outside the warehouse with a bullhorn

The fact that there have been eight popes named Urban and zero popes named Rural is proof of the elites’ bias against rural communities.

the only possible defensible use of hellsite now is to bully mike elias into signing framber valdez

I'm not good at self promotion but I might have to give the photography up this year so have decided to create a few little adverts specially made for me by me and done using my usually practical shot miniature photography... #photography #miniatures

No more gritty realism. We’re here for cities made of mist and cloud, peopled by gnomes and homunculi.

I know this is true for LITERALLY EVERYONE and my own woes are very minor and stupid but jesus I could use some good news one of these days

I can think of a way to bring costs WAY down

That’s a nice server you got there. It would be a shame if somebody used all your bandwidth. I ain’t saying we would. It’s just sometimes AI bots scrape up your data all by themselves. But if you make a deal with the boss, we can watch your bandwidth and keep it real safe for you, eh?

Wow, that really is a picture for our times - a woman evidently in one of the care-giving professions standing off - if even for a moment seven over-armed paramilitary thugs who are trying to invade her house.

*The Boys Are Back in Town but played in old west Saloon Piano style*

Today would be a good day for the Orioles to sign the best pitcher on the market.

We're just over a month out from Mardi Gras (yikes!) and one person guessed my costume the other day; I imagine it's now pretty obvious with these pieces together. My costume this year is Fortunato (zombificato!) from The Cask of Amontillado. Still lots to do!

please. please nature i would like to take a walk outside instead of on a treadmill. I can handle 25 degrees. nature: go fuck yourself. there are 30 mile an hour winds that make it feel like 15 degrees.

Kersha on team USA? Go Japan I guess

Sure.

The Phantom Menace

Facebook is the leaded gasoline of our day.

ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it. We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.

how fucked up in the head do you have to be to decide the job you want is to throw flashbangs and gas canisters at a car that contains children as young as 6 months old? how do you live with yourself? i hope you choke on a bag of hornets

We've recreated asceticism from first principles _except_ instead of mortifying the flesh for the Divine we're supposed to it for our own monstrous vanity.

Is the coffee you're drinking RAVAGING your kidneys right now? Did having two eggs for breakfast BRING YOU THREE STEPS CLOSER TO THE GRAVE? SPIT THAT WINE OUT BEFORE YOU ENJOY IT YOU DISGUSTING SLOB! America's diet industrial complex will never be satisifed till you are robbed of all pleasure

It is the 107th anniversary of Boston's Great Molasses Flood, which, despite the delightful name, was a major industrial accident of the sort that explains why we have safety regulations and inspections.

Since my dentist appointment yesterday I have received FOUR inquiries (2 each text and email) to get me to do a fucking survey. Clean my teeth and leave me the fuck alone for the rest of the year! Goddamn!

Apologies for rage posting, have a Rose of Sharon Cassidy

Gimli: the world was young, the grass was— The Beastie Boys: GREEN! Gimli: no stain upon the moon was— The Beastie Boys: SEEN!

It’s just idiot racist pieces of shit all the way down. A gigantic tower of walking, talking, breathing shit wielding power

May all columnists begin speaking so plainly.

I hope it happens today. In some really hilarious and embarrassing way like “stuck on toilet, walls need to be knocked down so it can be removed.”

I just think everyone in charge of this scorched earth country should be forced to ride the gravitron for one hundred consecutive hours

Alright now fly me away from here. Are you a Batman or not a Batman or what? Just do it.

Don't just take my word for it: www.amazon.com/Brokenheart-...

I am as good at characterization as anybody in the game I am also good enough at dialogue that sometimes I do too much of it

PICTURES! OF FRAMBER VALDEZ HOLDING AN ORIOLES JERSEY!

Mike Elias. Wake up dog, and get on the phone.

The Congressional Progressive Caucus, a group of nearly 100 House Democrats, will announce later today that it's formally endorsing legislation to strip $175 billion from ICE and put it toward affordable housing. www.huffpost.com/entry/doj-fe...

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers. I know @joshcall.bsky.social knows what's up tho

FUCK

A Foghorn that sounds like BULLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTT so loud it shatters windows and eardrums in a 50 mile radius

my favorite fancy spot in Wilmington is releasing a new menu, and I don't usually get excited about dessert but "carrot cake eclair" and "rum wash banana old fashioned" are possibly my winter soldier activation phrases so

is a honda fit a technical

My version of this scene, back when it was my quest, involved the kids finding a dead dog and explaining death to them. Very different tone, this one is much much better.

Please feel free to append your own curses here

"this appears to be a long document! save time by getting a summary from the AI assistant" go fuck yourself, adobe. go fuck yourself whoever crafted that message. I hate you. I _despise_ you. I hope every night you have dreams of your teeth falling out and hitting the ground like rain.