sometimes i post a thing that i think is normal/boring and i get a really weird response and i remember that people are really Going Through It out there

This is an old friend that used to keep me company during faculty meetings.

every fast food ceo rn

RIP to a real one, Dave Thomas, who wouldn't ever go in on these shenanigans

i am not responding to the "what's the dumbest thing you've ever done" prompt because I would prefer not to get arrested or fired thanks

Anyone Whose Check Clear's "The Paladin Trilogy" or "The Warden"

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

*five minute long sigh* i have ordered a new macbook because this one just gets too hot too fast to do anything reliably for long enough

Can't someone just shine a flashlight on a disco ball before a Senate vote so Genocide Johnny blue-screens until the vote is over? The Dems need more Bugs Bunny Energy, like that one dude who pulled the fire alarm before a vote.

Every single fucking time.

Declaring a moratorium on adults telling me they were born after the year 2000, just until we can get a handle on what's going on here.

Trying out Kingdom Come Deliverance II. I already like it more than the first because I am not starting out as Nobody McDipshit and getting my ass beat by the town bully

Paternal: SeaBee then owned a bar then an asphalt company Maternal: Coal miner (at age 13!) then chief of police (station closed on Sundays, had one other cop in dept) then worked in a cement factory

Chotiner: You're wearing the Silmarils now. I can see them in your crown, shining with the light of the Two Trees, which can now only be found in them. Morgoth: How was I supposed to know Ungoliant was going to— Chotiner: You're saying you didn't direct her? Morgoth: She attacked me, too, you know.

did they fix Honeycutt somehow. what the hell is going on.

People seem oddly uninterested in my guide to self-publishing, “Cry Your Way to Eleven Dollars a Year.”

If I made an app where you input all the baseball games you’ve been to and it spits out all the players you’ve seen, along with their stats and other stuff, would people use it? Kind of like a baseball player / stadium / team Pokédex to keep track of what you’ve seen in person

guys I'm starting to think Keegan Akin might not be very good

eventually I stg Adobe is just gonna refuse to let you read any document you open, it will ONLY offer AI summaries maybe if they can figure out how to put the _actual_ document behind a subscription or paywall or "pay by the minute or the AI summarizes for you" plan

We regret to inform you that the Polar Bear does not, in fact, have wheels.

POLAR BEAR GOT WHEELS

Oh god we're fast approaching "I've never read a book but I'm going to post confident sounding nonsense about St. Patrick, Ireland, and early Christianity" season. Brace yourselves.

CAST IAN MCSHANE AS TINKER DILL, YOU COWARDS

new Kraken Busting action last night

I really wish game companies would let me opt in to JUST the games they make I'm interested in. I don't need to hear about your Urban Survival Horror Game or your Cozy European Folktales Game or your apocalyptic game or your dystopian robot game. Stop it. Just the games I have BOUGHT from you

I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I do not need another TWSBI Eco. I d

Across all the results yesterday one thing is clear- the first Dem in the presidential primary to vow that their first act as President will be to raze ICE to the ground and dump the remains in a toxic waste landfill is gonna lap the field

driving a bulldozer through any LLM data center or bitcoin mining operation would be the morally correct thing to do. hypothetically.

"Things are changing. Fast." Why does every single AI evangelist write like this? Someone needs to start some sort of preliminary research into how using LLMs absolutely cooks your brain and causes you to write like you're selling iPods. They all fucking write like this!

No wonder this site is so fucking janky

looks like I'm doing a bookfair at a state park on the last day of May.

Me, writing a novel draft: hell yeah there are no rules PURE IMAGINATION TIME MY DUDES Me, revising that slop: i am going to go back in time and kick my own ass

Staring at the bar and willing the whiskey to transport itself into my mouth (Lent is going GREAT JUST GREAT I CAN DO THIS TIME STANDING ON MY HEAD

Enrique Bradfield Jr. did not hit a ball harder than 75 MPH or out of the infield today but, in typical fashion, he willed himself into scoring the lone Panamanian run against the Yankees with this sequence.

I’m sure it’s fine that publishing appears to be held up mostly by special endpapered gold foil die cut retailer exclusive editions of books that have already hit the stratosphere right

"Is the Punisher AuDHD?," God's perfect forum thread, enshrined on a gold record and sent into space

A late lineup change for Team Netherlands ahead of its exhibition game against the Orioles: Jurickson Profar is no longer leading off for the Dutch. It's now Ray-Patrick Didder leading off, it seems

so did Jurickson Profar get pulled from the Dutch vs Os exhibition today or what

New Pinned Post.

Today is my mom's 80th birthday. Feeling kinda strange about that big number.

Gotta be over 50% of likes/follows on instagram are pornbots now

If the Texas Rangers wanna put a statue up at their stadium I have a better candidate than an extra racist cop

I have extremely mixed feelings about rooting for the USA in the WBC at all.

To fuck with both of them

New Scrubs good

A Sloppy Joe is just a burger you didn’t HONOR

Combos of beef and rice have been the powerlifter/strong competition combo since time immemorial. Not new, just dumber when you call it this

Rose of Sharon Cassidy is celebrating Rescue Cat Day the way she celebrates every day: demanding affection and adoration from her people.

How do you not look sideways at these owners who every year act like if they spend more than 120 million on their roster it will bring the franchise crashing down BUT they’re desperately trying to instate a cap/floor that would force them spend in some cases double what they currently do