Three fumbles in the opening 17 minutes, and the Broncos have recovered all three.

That's an ugly hit to start the ballgame.

You laugh but he'd slot in as the setup man for the Orioles tomorrow

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

(Laughs in Opening Day 2B Rio Ruiz)

If the Orioles sign Framber Valdez by MLK day I'll personally hand-write to Mike Elias a formal letter of apology and deliver it to the warehouse.

The Red Sox are just not gonna have an infield this year huh

Two hundred forty million dollars lmaoooo

The Toronto Bridesmaids

Did you get the Suarez you wanted? No way; Jose.

We have LHP Suarez at home

Geoff left and Wagner goes right around Brett? How did that happen?

Brb, going down to my favorite breakfast spot for some bells and waffles

I'm just glad somebody moved so we don't get another Snell/Montgomery circus all the way through March like we did two years ago

Framber, Freddy, or the ghost of Justin Verlander what's it gonna be Mike?

The Orioles and Nats were both available for DTC streaming for $19.99/month in 2025. Two teams for the price of one was by far the best in-market DTC deal in MLB. Won't be surprised a bit to see the price go up for half the content this year.

Ding ding ding!

The Orioles do not have a single promo day with more than 20,000 items available in 2026. All of the bobbles are limited to 15k. The hockey jersey, floppy hat and hotdog hats are limited to 20k. Hawaiian shirts are the only item with more than 20k and only because they spread it over two nights.

A full paragraph to thank the fans. Hmm.

We already have man cereal, it's called grape nuts and it sucks.

After you build a really strong, deep rotation 1-4 and a lineup with a ton of blazing speed, it's very important to neutralize your own strengths by giving up more home runs and make it harder to hit balls into the gaps.

I just don't think it's so unreasonable to expect to go to an MLB game and buy a beer and a hotdog for under $50.

I don't expect the Orioles (or any professional sports franchise) to care about their fans any more than they have to to make a profit, but it still hurts to see a price hike this steep after an embarrassing season and in an economic moment when people are already working with very little margin.

This is insane. $45 for the cheapest ticket in the house to get the Alonso bobblehead! And the left field upper deck will sit vacant collecting dust.

Third year in a row of this bullshit.

Hahahahaha

They're reading his obituary man it's over

That man has a(n estranged) family

Down two scores with under ten minutes left, better punt from plus territory!

Seeing PNC Park with the lights on during MNF b-roll has me so excited

Texans 22-14 Steelers

Orioles SILENCE OF THE LAMBS bobblehead give it to me now

Do you want to know the terrifying truth about defensive metrics... OR DO YOU WANNA SEE GUNNAR HENDERSON SOCK SOME DINGERS!?

Are "Party At The Yard Fridays" replacing the early gates and happy hours for Saturday games?

Oh man that Old Bay Hawaiian shirt is gonna do numbers

I hate the Chat GPT ads that scroll text like film credits. Like they're riffing on the fact that they steal work from people in creative industries without acknowledgement.

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT UPRIGHT

Trevor noooo

Tush Pull by the Jags defense to preserve the clock

Oh that's gotta hurt, at least half as much as I hope it does

Ball don't lie

The Jags have the worst color scheme in football and that limits the ceiling for even their best uniforms. It's an uphill battle. However, the Mark Brunnel uniform is good. Wear that and only that.

Bills 27-33 Jaguars 49ers 20-27 Eagles Chargers 23-30 Patriots

I don't believe this game man

The DJ Moore Experience™️

Tackle or die

This may be a real turning point for his career