I love the season Byron Buxton is having

Reset the TOOTBLAN counter. Taylor Ward is slower than Caleb Joseph.

Fuck yeah Yennier

Who could have known that this team needed a better lefty reliever this season

Come on Grant

Okay, TO...

JACKSON HOLLIDAY COMES THROUGH FOR COCONUT AT LONG LAST

Brandon Young is pitching like the guy the Orioles should have traded for in 2023

Dude where are all these ground rule doubles coming from

Tyler I swear to god

Jackson. Come on dog.

Was at the grocery store and I missed it but PETE ALWAYS ANSWERS THE DOUBTERS.

Please pick him up

Calling it now. Tonight is the night.

They are just so bad at getting the bat on the ball when they need to.

Two swinging Ks on pitches in the zone for Pete. Not good.

A hit with RISP and no runs. We are God's strongest fans.

All the TON hits are doing is keeping him on the roster and in the lineup longer than he should be.

It has been ZERO days since the Orioles last TOOTBLAN. (What a stupid at-bat from Holliday)

Good job Gunnar.

I bet I can guess!

CEDDYYYYYYYYYYY

Taken out with hamstring tightness yesterday, on the 10-day today. Weird how they just told everyone what was going on and didn't try to tapdance around it for three days first.

Phoebe Bridgers tickets secured. You can't hurt me. Only I can hurt me.

Do these guys stretch, like at all

It's crazy how he bought the Orioles at the highest peak the team had been at in my lifetime and then the team got steadily, inexplicably worse in direct parallel to all the weird and fucked up shit we learned about him ever since

Rock bottom.

Damn, that's crazy

It keeps coming down to Tyler O'Neill. Really just rubbing our noses in it.

Can we get ONE ball out of the infield guys

SPEEDY PETEY

Grazed Alexander

Extremely here for a lil Leody redemption arc

I say again, I will never be happy to see Randy Arozarena at Camden Yards.

And now Pete Alonso's weird running ass is our ghost runner lol

Even if we pull this off I’m furious

If Leody had been paying attention, or if Ward had put one in play, or if Gunnar had taken a beat, maybe we win. Instead: anxiety.

GODDAMNIT

WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU TAKING THAT ON 3-1

TIE GAME?!

He still should have been pinched for in the 7th.

I'll be damned.

Too bad we don't have Adley Rutschman taking up space on the bench for such a time as this

If the players and coaches and front office all so clearly have better things to do than try to win this baseball game then what are we wasting our time here for?

A pitch clock violation for a 9th inning strikeout, how much more not-locked-in can a team get

Now Blaze is in left for our best defensive outfielder, who also happens to hit above .150.

They insist on forcing Jeremiah and Blaze into the outfield for no reason, but then as soon as TON comes up in a big spot you can't use them because you don't want them in rightfield for the late innings. Pick one.

NOW basallo bats? Gtfooh