Gotta get these guys nine plate appearances each so they can all stand there and take their four-pitch walks. Go to your bench and let em swing the bat.

Ruh-roh!

Bryce Harper going 0-4 in the two hole tonight was very predictable

Gunnar gets him

He's still got it.

Brice Turang

Oh please don't hurt Buxton

Orioles legend Thyago Vieira

Witt, Harper and Judge down in order, hang the banner Brazil

USA is 1-for-7 with RISP so far. Feels very Orioles-y.

L O L

My stupid ass thought she was talking about the WBC

I genuinely am praying that the DR beats this team in the semis They are boring! Basic! We don't need a white house visit!

They really started Turang over my king 🙄

She high on my tower till I cobb

He's back today. He called me "big guy." If he does it again he's gonna need some new teeth.

Heston Kjerstad is the worst big league outfielder I have ever seen.

I've seen enough, Chris Bassitt is your opening day starter.

The Orioles have put the seats in the left field upper deck up for general sale for Opening Day... $89 before fees, for these seats. That's a postseason pricetag for a team that finished in last place a year ago.

I've just finished replacing a condensate pump. And before that I repaired the light fixture in our guest bathroom. I am the king of the castle, you can't tell me shit.

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

Let's play a game. In 2025 Jackson Holliday, Gunnar Henderson and Jordan Westburg all tied for the team lead in home runs, with 17 each. How many games will it take for an Orioles hitter to eclipse 17 home runs in 2026?

In Australia they call it a home run walkabout

Don't look it up. How many appearances would you guess Australian legend Alexander Wells made for the Baltimore Orioles?

Bregman has homered twice in as many exhibition games, not a good sign for Gunnar's playing time in the tournament

Remember when he said that they had completely obliterated Iran's nuclear armory like nine months ago?

Clayton Kershaw just gave up a monster home run to Mickey Moniak on his third pitch

Gunnar Henderson has three angry walks in five plate appearances in exhibition play for team USA

Vance Honeycutt looks like he would win a Heston Kjerstad lookalike contest

The guy who is 4/4 with four home runs didn't even get an invite to camp lol

Vance Honeycutt, what's going on there?

Solo home run to left for Weston Woodrow Wilson

Keegan Akin thinks TPUSA should broadcast an alternate seventh inning stretch. #KeeganAkinFacts

You will NOT fall for Tyler Wells again

By far the sharpest inning of work for Ryan Helsley so far this spring.

That's twice Colton Cowser has hit a liner to the opposite field with two strikes, and this one falls for a hit. Good looking approach.

The polar bear just stole second base

I've seen enough, Shane Baz is your opening day starter.

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

Steven Spielberg should have made more baseball movies.

Furries

Doesn't count

PETER

And he goes yard on the third pitch of the game, lmao

It's Juricksover

Nice

Just got home and the heat is out in my house. It croaked on the last cold night of the winter. Awesome, thank you so much for that. Really appreciate the extra expense. 👍👍👍👍

Snow in March is such bullshit

Truly disgusting all-Orioles immaculate grid today