Joel
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He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of
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The Corbin Burnes trade notwithstanding, the defining philosophy of the Mike Elias era is that competing for a World Series the next year is subordinate to competing for a World Series three years from now. Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.
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Well that loss sucked. The season from hell continues.
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Greetings! From Madrid
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If Cal Raleigh didn't win MVP you have to cancel the award. Just stop giving it out if it clearly doesn't mean what it says it means.
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I have failed the Hayley Williams presale gauntlet 😭
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Madrid i am in you
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NOOOOOOO
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In 2021, the Giants ranked 2nd in home runs, 6th in hits, 3rd in walks. And we know how good the Rangers offense was. This is a good get.
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Every day is just this scene from SPOTLIGHT playing on a loop
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
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Trans women competing in women's sports is an egregious injustice and an affront to all that is virtuous, but men cheating to break records is fine actually
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Is changing the playcaller gonna make Bobby Wagner five years younger and two steps faster, because if not...
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"Well, everyone knows Mike Elias doesn't want to get fired. What this book presupposes is, maybe he does?"
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Mamdani is gonna implement Shintaro law. Every household is gonna get a 97mph splitter and nobody knows where it's going.
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Amon-Ra just did the trump dance. The Lions' run of good will is ending.
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"Speak loudly and brag about the size of the stick you're carrying", or whatever
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Lions by 50
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It's liftoff from here
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That's DOCTOR Dustin Lind, thanks!
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Jayden probably shouldn't play again this season. But my goodness, what an unbelievable stroke of luck to walk away from one of the ugliest injuries of the season with ZERO broken bones and ZERO ligament damage.
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Another banger from Screen Shot Roch
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LET'S FUCKING GO
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Virgil Reaching for Lucifer's Legs and the Exit From Hell, artist unknown
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I need to see the hot dog race caps
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The MTG media rehab tour is making my eyeballs twitch.
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The Gilded Age(d)
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If I am ever elected to public office, one of my platforms will be to bring urinal etiquette to parking lots. Don't be weird and pull up right next to me in an empty lot. (Obviously the REAL platform is take steps toward a less car-centric society but parking shame is a core part of the strategy)
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Rutschman vs Dutchmen
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It always amazes me how quick Republicans are to concede that they can never and will never win elections in DC or PR, and to that I say, skill issue
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You aren't simply born with taste this bad. This is art. He's a generational talent.
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I'm so tempted to reactivate my Facebook tonight. I'm trying to see somebody's uncle crashing out about Mamdani
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Sean Taylor with Brian Moorman in his sights type shit
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reposted by
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Matt Ford
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Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
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You might Winsome, but...
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Lost Ones
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https://youtu.be/Yq_3A_8C7Ag?si=pZ3MhdMa4LFvea1n
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NLDS Game Two Starting Pitcher, Andrew Kittredge?
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I could smell tbe onions and the mustard
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Bam Knight propaganda has doomed my fantasy weekend Which is fine, good thing my real life sports teams are all great with awesome vibes
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Will Fahrenheit 451 still make sense to me if I haven't read the other 450 books first
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Some notable Orioles past and present with a higher single-season bWAR than Tyler Oneill's in the Mike Elias Era (minimum 54 games played): Dwight Smith, Jr. (2019, -0.4) Chance Sisco ('19, 0.0) DJ Stewart ('21, -0.1) Tyler Nevin ('22, -0.5) Coby Mayo ('25, 0.2)
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Bring him home
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Fire Mike Elias
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Dan Quinn should have to answer the question "why was Jayden still in the game" for the rest of his career as an NFL coach
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Jayden is the only thing keeping your franchise remotely above water. This was so reckless by DQ and the coaching staff.
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You don't need to have him out there, man. It's a fucking 31 point deficit!
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WHY WAS HE STILL IN THE GAME
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They're stat padding for Darnold at the end of the half?
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Is it good that the best career passing games by Mitchell Trubisky, Justin Fields and Sam Darnold have all come on the road against the Commanders? No. Has the defense improved at all since those games? Also no.
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That's a horrible effort from Quan Martin.
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I've seen this game a thousand times. Next week it'll be a thousand and one times. We got what we wanted. Daniels is a star. And it's not even close to enough.
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We are gonna let Jayden get Archie Manning'd so hard
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