Rock music has too many things called Rolling Stone(s)

Anyone in Baltimore have any good recs on places to get sized for bras?

Show up for black trans men today!

Ok so either my nose is broken or I’m so used to it that I have not been able to smell the stinky harbor smell at all

Real slacker shit is doing the math on how many zeros you can eat and still maintain an A or B in a class and just not doing assignments so you can do less work. The realest slacker shit is having a professor enough times that the know that’s you’re MO

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he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu

If anyone is wondering American Eagle mom jeans have deep pockets in the front

SCHWARNUKE

guys i think we gotta just start saying anti-fascist now

Those hats are dope as fuck

DAAAAAAAAA JANKEEEEEEEEEZ LOSE

Do you think his parents named him Ben because they really like the Uncle of pre packaged Rice a lot

Poor babies, the Yankees haven't won in 15 years how sad

I FINALLY GOT HIGHER THAN A 60 PERCENT ON A LAW SCHOOL MIDTERM IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED TO GET A 78 PERCENT IN MY LIFE

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

In some ways this is the government now

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks: I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

Crim Law professor just put on Take the Money and Run by Steve Miller Band to explain Felony murder and everyone is dying laughing

Guy who gets off on watching jury selection, call that a Voir Dire Voyeur

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

For the record, he has a JD, was a constitutional lawyer for the ADF (rightwing group behind 303 Creative, the Colorado gay cake case, and current conversion therapy one), and was even dean of a law school that never opened (shady). But also? Claims to have no idea how laws or constitutions work.

Coming around to the theory that they're Truman Showing him

Incredible. Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

I’m about to be the first person to defend the ending of Game of Thrones

99 percent of my closest friends are either from social media or came as a result of knowing someone from social media. I met my wife through a friend I met on twitter so probably that

This is one of the rare times in Illinois politics when you could call for the governor to be jailed and be incorrect.

Freida Parton says she did not mean to scare anyone when asking for prayers for her older sister, Dolly:

war, war never changes.

ARE THE KINGS UNIFORMS… GLITTERY??,

I researched this: it was the first time the United States government formally acknowledged in a legal pleading the fact that she is America’s greatest living singer-songwriter. My boss later discovered my mutiny and chewed me out. Fine. I’ve been chewed out before. All the best health to her.

I filed an answer in a case in which the Complaint averred that the community affected by wildfire received assistance from others, including “singer-songwriter Dolly Parton.” I denied several unrelated sentences of that paragraph, except, I wrote….

THE MARINERS ARE THE TEAM OF DESTINY

Put them at an italian restaurant and they'll be talking about Mike Ditka in under 10 minutes

the blue jays are beating on the yankees so hard that i'm out of war of 1812 analogies

I was told that this mention of the Nuts was about Raleigh and Gilbert and here's a story from @lookoutlanding.bsky.social and @gillogly-keaton.bsky.social about them in Modesto: www.lookoutlanding.com/2019/7/26/88...

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

I'm a firm believer in Nominative Determanism

I need more money because now that I have a body I like I need to completely redo my wardrobe so I stop looking like me from 10 years ago with boobs

Remembering the time I went to the high school theater festival senior year and I thought we were going to ISU so I told my mom that and we were actually going to U of I and I was like hey mom I’m not where I thought we were gonna be sorry bc I got champagne Urbana confused with Bloomington normal

The more I learn about Travis Hunter the more I want him so succeed, he seems like such a kind dude. Definitely might get his jersey especially one of the Jags throwbacks

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Need some recommendations on scar cream if anyone has any

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The first trans woman to give birth will give us the answer to if testicular torsion is as painful as childbirth

this is a very well-reported piece and if you didn't read it last year please read it this year

Where do I sign on to help fund this?