Because we don’t want more people coming here.

Munetaka Murakami has homered in the first game in each of the last eight series He’s the first player in MLB history to do so

Being a soccer fan is weird because I’m not worried at all about PSG, but I’m terrified Arsenal are going to drop points against West Ham.

I take back every negative thing I’ve ever thought about Viktor Gyokeres.

Arsenal.

Everton?

Sky negativity has been paused

Remember when they traded up to draft her a year ago?

Am I getting my hopes up about the Chicago White Sox?

I am enjoying watching Arsenal play.

I am enjoying watching Arsenal play.

Saka.

Happy 8 year anniversary to this tweet

sports website

I think if you're over 40 years old, you should be allowed to take whatever steroids you want.

If the NBA really wanted to do something, they’d get rid of the draft altogether.

I can tell if I’m gonna vibe with another Sox fan based entirely off of how they discuss Yoan Moncada.

You’ll get a 1-0 with a deflected set piece goal tomorrow and you’ll like it.

As someone who mostly watches Arsenal, I don’t recognize the sport PSG and Bayern are playing.

I'm sorry, sir, this is a sports app.

people here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been traumatized this week by philadelphia flyers mascot gritty being allowed to get away with, nay, cheered on by fans for grisly murder of a penguin, hurling from the upper deck the very emblem of pittsburgh hockey

“I get that he‘s an awful human, but you’d think the guys paid to protect him wouldn’t just let someone run right through them.” -Me watching the 2014 Bears

i love when there's a cool fight and the announcers are like "you hate to see this". wrong, I like to see it.

Ayoooooo

Rough day for Matt Shaw.

Just gonna save this picture for when people ask how I’m doing

First Klay Thompson and now this. Rough day for shooters.

Don’t interrupt my basketball unless he dead

Despite his last name being Leasure, his outings always feel like work.

Sports

First Bears draft pick with the same name as a stop on the 49 bus?

I can’t believe Munetaka Murakami plays for the baseball team I root for.

Everything I've learned about Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel has been against my will.

Obviously Juan Uribe.

Ooof Mets

I can’t believe Munetaka Murakami plays for the baseball team I root for.

Sports are bad

Kai Havertz scores again

But he can’t hit fastballs

Doesn’t get better than this.

Baby steps, but this is good.

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Happy Jackie Robinson Day

Another example of the tendency to infantilize white adults.

Fun day for this account

Man from Chicagoland called to lead a long time corrupt organization

Coby White.