Beyond parody.

They finally realized painting the VA nurse as a terrorist might not work.

For a baseball player, this is basically the equivalent of Muhammad Ali.

Please, can we not do this?

Being a White Sox is perpetually being bummed they didn't sign a guy you never wanted in the first place

Any time you hear about Kanye West in the news, all you need to do afterwards is look up his latest album release date and then you have your answer for why he's in the news again

Cold morning commute, so gotta prepare.

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"

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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.

Not a training problem. Not a vetting problem. It's a mission problem The entire mission is terrorism.

Never question Tim Robinson’s commitment

Rose is a classic case of people straight up ignoring sexual assault because it ruins a nice story.

Can speak from personal experience on this one

Correct decision

He was a nurse.

The Democrats strategy to stand up to Trump/ICE seems to be the equivalent of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...

the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace

He was the person who put Tom Homan in charge of ICE.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

cops do cop shit:

The Dems aren’t going to save us.

How are any of us supposed to function right now?

Sure why not

I really hope it happens soon.

Guy who’s mad about seeing a porn star on tv but too puritanical to admit why he’s mad

The money will be spent.

They’re canceling school so this about to be me tomorrow

Listen it's very important that MLB has a salary cap so as to mirror the competitive balance of leagues like the NFL.

NPR's Up First podcast ending with a Rahm Emanuel jump scare was not what my morning needed.

The Chicago White Sox of reading the room

The amount of hours I put into defending this man on WSI. Formative.

This is so upsetting.

Huge whiff by the Dodgers.

"Hey, the rest of the world hates you guys for all the bad stuff your country has done." -British person unironically

He's gonna be so good on the Mets

Baseball's biggest issue is that there's very little profit incentive to win. By not spending, Jerry has guaranteed that the Sox will make a shit ton of money this year. Owning a team that doesn't spend is an infinite money glitch.

It’s finally done.

This tracks.

MLB has never been more profitable. Why should labor accept a worse deal than what they already have? A cap should be a nonstarter.

That explains my favorite actor Cristiano B. Felicio

The owners want a salary cap because it will make them more money. That’s it.

With added context, this has gotta be in the top 3 hardest sports quotes ever

Many people are saying the U stands for Underthrow

I think you gotta go for it there

What a play by Fernando Buddy The Elf Mendoza

That was more of a clank