Madness.

New Chuck Norris fact just dropped

Damn what else relies on the Strait of Hormuz????

He’s gonna be a high draft pick but I just don’t get the Cam Boozer love.

He really High Pointed that ball for the interception

shoutout to the getty photographer who prepared for a WNBA lockout with this stock photoshoot. the only downside of labor peace is that we have no use for these beautiful images

I’m haunted by the phrase “Cesar Chavez is just a man,” spoken by way of explanation between two women he tried to coerce into sex. All men should be haunted by that phrase. It’s not about Chavez being some kind of monster. It’s about all of us.

this is going to keep happening every year until they make this tournament vampire-inclusive

As long as Ishbia keeps paying for it with his own money, I’m all for this.

You’ll never be able to convince me that this man is not a hall of famer.

I haven’t seen a Judge let down America this bad since, well…nevermind.

Cal Raleigh should’ve refused to shake Manfred’s hand.

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An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

quick turnaround for team usa, tomorrow morning they head for the strait of hormuz, just gotta flush this one and move on, keep that mission mentality

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.

Does USA baseball need a salary cap?

Oh, they’re bringing in a Cub to save this one?

Trying to watch MLB after this #WBC

Baseball is fun

I think this is why it’s been so fun watching other countries play baseball. White masculinity is boring.

me three minutes ago: let's see how ol' team usa wriggles out of this one

Felt that one coming.

The way this broadcast is dismissing the talent of Venezuela isn’t sitting right with me.

Good!

Aaron Judge:

Brad Keller being on this team makes sense.

Oof.

Tbt to when the US WBC team was likeable

In all sincerity, I think it's rad that America hosts a big baseball tournament where absolutely nobody roots for them

We got him half price.

I’m glad Eze plays for my team.

Top o’ the morning

The WBC is an important reminder that baseball could have these vibes all the time, and does basically everywhere else it is played, but the old boys club that runs and polices MLB on and off the field insists that it be reserved, stuffy, and decorous. They are robbing us of so much fun.

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Maybe a country that has vision insurance should host the next WBC

USA beating Dominican Republic sucks but it had to happen for an even more satisfying result to happen: Venezuela beating USA in the finals.

Yeah, let’s automate the strike zone.

It was nice seeing Lance supporting him

Remember when Crash won best picture? Bringing that up for no reason in particular.

Oh *that's* where Wallace is

JULIOOOOO

Gregory Soto is Dominican for Aaron Bummer

What if Matt Berry was announcing the ball game, though

How is he allowed to play for Team USA when he’s Roman?

*clears throat* You never make the third out at third.

How good must Senior Caminero be?