TFW you have to fly L

Don’t mind me, just rooting for the team with the best record in Chicago.

Funniest part is, this shit is factually not hot in Mexico lmao

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me. It's time for us to join in the fight!

Here’s my letterboxd for the month of May.

Quote posted by Scott Merkin

Sitting on my couch, man. Get off my back

Alshon Jefferies and Mitch Trubinsky call him Stanley

Yet u support a fascist wrestling company so....

How sweep it is

I like the White Sox baseball team, personally

Montyyyyyyyyyy

Salary-capped systems become about managing money, not acquiring talent. First question many NHL/NBA champs have to ask is "who can we no longer afford?" MLB already has rev sharing and luxury tax. If you want to build a special team, you should be able to. EVERYONE is making $

Rikuu too elite

Which shmuck came up with this mishigas

Folks, it's a beautiful day for a got-dang baseball game

me in 2006: studying German Expressionist Cinema and being fascinated at the prevalent concept of a doppelganger messing with your identity by being a dick (Caligari, Last Laugh, Metropolis etc.) me in 2026: studying proud German El Grande Americano vanquishing his evil clone in a MOTY contender

Ciampa on commentary has been uh

me_irl

me: Alexa, announce on all devices (switches to Bruce Dickinson voice) TWO MINUTES TO DINNNNNNERRRRR

From reddit user u/truewesterns

That message? *Rahm opens his mouth and diarrhea spills out*

The last 5 QBs to be on the Madden Cover: Josh Allen (top 5 MVP finish) Lamar Jackson (MVP) Tom Brady (MVP) Patrick Mahomes (won Super Bowl) Drew Brees (threw for 5K yards)

I’m gonna be so rich. Tooth Fairy isn’t gonna know what hit him.

Pujols homer from the NLCS finally landed

Congrats to him for still having fewer homers than Edgar Quero

Oyyyyyyyy

The White Sox are 4 home wins away from matching their entire 2024 total.

1994 - Labor Dispute 2020 - Global Pandemic 2026 - Labor Dispute AND Global Pandemic?

When the White Sox get good, usually something really bad happens. 1994 - strike, 2020 - global pandemic… So it makes sense that they are starting to turn it on right when the league is looking down the barrel of a labor dispute

Quero and Beni stepping up when Mune goes down?

MONTYYYYYYYYY

Hawk Harrelson just paused Walker, Texas Ranger, put his vodka down, looked into the sky and muttered “the will to win.”

Antonacci becoming a legit left fielder is actually huge

Rikuu Nishida has slain Framber Valdez

RIKUU IS AN RBI MACHINE

¿Quero batear un jonrón?

I would like to see the baby

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane, with a rabid wolverine in my underwear

PSG is like if the Paris Musketeers played a worse sport, right?

I agree, ban Pete for life

I'm a doctor who has been on Jeopardy! and think pro wrestling is great.

Baseball hates a guy who’s great at NRFI and bad at… everything else

On White Sox Reddit, a guy is shocked that Luisangel Acuña checked on Murakami, because he assumed since he’s bad at baseball he must not be a nice person either.

If I had the time or know-how I’d make a video of Tim Anderson walking off the Tigers and chucking his bat to the delight of Jason Benetti in ‘19 transitioning into Miguel Vargas walking off the tigers and chucking his bat to the dismay of Benetti last night I love Jason…it’s just kinda eerie

The White Sox are calling up infielder Jacob Gonzalez, sources tell Jeff Passan. @keelin12ft.bsky.social

We were promised flying cars, but instead we got fascism and fringe middle relievers who throw 100 mph