Thank god

I hear he’s demanding a 15 year contract

You won’t believe how much money they’re willing to lose on this

I wanna party with Lyonel Baratheon

So uh did he make that decision or Matt Ryan?

They said “we might cut you” and he said “I might cut YOU” so they extended him instead

Alright, folks who are on the fence about cutting the Twitter cord. I'll donate $5 to fantasycares if you send me a screenshot of you deleting your account in the comments (up to $50, I'm a single dad). Do some good, find some new follows here. I promise it'll be a net gain in your life.

I guess it’s not a Snow Globe, amirite?

Oh yeah then why didn't Kirstie Alley or Anne Heche campaign for him in 2024 *exaggeratedly covers mic as an aide whispers in my ear* They're WHAT

By the way, the storm in NY is so bad that all rental cars in *DC* are unavailable because people with canceled flights took all of them

Bones actually got really into you.

Even once a deal is agreed upon, it could take weeks to ratify. The WNBA still needs to conduct a two-team expansion draft and hold free agency for 80% of the league. Training camp is currently slated to begin April 19, the college draft April 13, the regular season May 8.

Fire Red drops on the Switch the same day my fiance heads out of town for 2 weeks? And you’re gonna tell me fate doesn’t exist? That destiny isn’t real?

It just feels like something that fundamentally changes the game shouldn’t be determining a championship. 3v3 is a style of game that is not how some teams are built to play.

there's curling on tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_6A...

Brown has moved quickly on naming a new head coach. Tom Upton, current UMass assistant - he will start next season. Details to follow.

I think we should ban WWE watch parties everywhere. In fact I think we should bad watching WWE in general.

I don’t mean to be rude but I literally don’t know what any of you expected from rich white kids who became millionaires playing in a sport dominated by rich white kids with a legacy of terrible culture and brain damage

So from the context I can tell this is probably a yikes but you can’t just go spouting off SAT scores if you wanna win Wisconsin. The middle of the country takes the ACT and doesn’t know what 960 means.

I am starting to perhaps……. maybe…….. possibly………. wonder if the MAGA movement may not care about women’s sports as much as they claimed in the run-up to the 2024 election……… will need to conduct further research

My uncle, Diego, was kidnapped and deported by ICE as he was delivering pizza in December. He had a work visa and was the co-owner of American Pie. This go fund me will go towards helping bring him back home, legal fees, rent and necessities, and support for the small business. gofund.me/d5a332ee9

Kash Patel is actually in Italy investigating a sophisticated international bicycle theft ring that has prevent everyday citizens from supporting their families, but sure, get your jokes in.

4 years ago today, Eddie Kingston dropped this epic quote on Dynamite: “Hey, Tony Khan. Do me a favour. Get me a Statlander & Willow Nightingale, or something. Give me 2 women wrestling. This is a Wrestling company, not a Sports Entertainment company.” Credit x.com/thedrainmake... #AEW

Danggggggg I love O’Shay

Spanish for "The Mench"

Thank you Nahshon Wright

The Lannisters are always funny because their family naming shtick is “all the guys are Ty-something except one”

UFL soon

My god, @marklazerus.bsky.social just dropping BARS. www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...

It used to be Oldboy but it’s really fun showing it to people and watching them watch it

People on Bluesky: “I was told Steph can’t shoot”

Charlie Brown had hoes

Continuing my one-man quest to gently suggest baseball follows for the new season. Chrystal here is wonderful, funny, self-deprecating and watches/writes about/podcasts White Sox baseball. She’s…she’s seen some sh t.

oh my god peacock has a 5 min highlight that’s just the sad Canadians

Well the 4 or 5 dogwhistles in this put the Nazi tattoo into perspective

You can get away with a lot of brain-melt if your goalie is best in the world. That lesson and others from a Gold Medal Game that delivered on what everyone hoped, somehow. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/turns-out-th...

Bill Guerin is a complete caveman and this was a reckless, good ol' boys roster-building strategy and also he was right and those of us who doubted him are unfortunately losers slate.com/culture/2026...

Penalty called and it’s probably double minorrrrrrrrrr

I’m gonna go with the team that scored more goals, Nathan.

Connor McDavid losing finals and winning MVP is the funniest bit out there

“…and I took that personally..”

FWIW I don't really know anything about them but I feel like the Hughes boys, with parents who are Catholic and Jewish and from New England, have a better chance than most at being normal about things

Re: Jack Hughes

Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing

What a photo from the Freep

USA group pic and a second with Johnny Gaudreau's kids

the first game dev who makes a fighting/figure skating game has all my kickstarter money