Imagine promoting your game for families to attend with jersey giveaways to under 14's and ice-time after the match is done, only to start Carter Hart in net at said clash, his first match since reinstatement to the NHL/AHL. The VGK organisation are making it harder to like them every single day.

Yea but like, he would say, that wouldn’t he?

Aaron Rodgers by Tuesday:

He knew the Bears were gonna beat his ass

Loser has to change jersey colors

Oof, Verdi. UMass loses even when they don’t play

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

"All I'm saying is, we should at least get a quote" tense Vikings brain trust meeting discussing a potential Carson Wentz clone

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

I think it’s quite possible I’ve lost my mind but I had no doubt Caleb was winning that game.

UMass with the transitive win over BC 😍

GOOD BETTER BEST

Too much time

Caleb Williams isn’t slippery. Slippery is Caleb Williams

LUTHER BURDEN IS SUCH A DOG MAN. Go make up for it big man

JJ McCarthy is mad, you guys. Be afraid, NINE might be coming out!

Uh oh, Cairo learned to kick from 50+ indoors

Incredible fake to Bagent who absolutely no one cared about

How did Rome catch that much less rumble for 15

Nahshon Wright making that pick and makes a tribute kneel a few days after his old college coach is shot. What a moment.

JJ McCarthy fears Nahshon Wright

That’s my Monan-guy.

Lot impregnated his daughters

Dems won one time and went “what if we didn’t learn at all from it”

Friday afternoon news drop summary

Unironically, Justin Fields should get the supermax contract from the UFL, he’d be the league MVP immediately

Allegedly*

Jericho roll up finish on Kazarian incoming

Today you wake up feeling happy for the 5-year olds in Weymouth. The kindergarteners in Pittsfield. The Shrewsbury Covid babies that have never gotten to see a good Patriots team

Enjoying watching Drake Maye before realizing we’ve somehow let the Patriots become good again.

I checked back on this and he ended up going 11 hours and raised $65,000

Commissioners, share this clip immediately with anyone who has not yet paid the league fee...

Congratulations to those that held tough through the 3 point games

Update: my new favorite mission in Pokemon ZA is when you refuse to answer a cop’s questions after they profile you and then you fight the cop.

Thinking about how you can argue Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a sequel to Chinatown.

We could find a connection, Scaramucci had a brief UMass fandom oncd

UMass fans deserve better. I for one am going to help them. Reached out to a prominent New York financier to help make sweeping changes to the athletic department.

New favorite thing that “candidates” are doing is submitting cover letters that say “as a senior developer with X years of experience I am so excited to apply for your role of a mid-level developer.”

I keep coming back to this quote. This quote might kill the program.

Jon Moxley is over here doing some of the best character work of his career - and paying it off. Real vulnerability seeping through the growing number of cracks in his armour. A lot of people take this man for granted, still.

And they’re a SMALL MARKET team. Imagine what the Yankees are trying to cover up.

UMass kicked a field goal last night to make it a 45-3 game against NIU. And shot off fireworks in response. @sickoscommittee.org. I love my Alma mater.

Best wrestling company on earth

That glass stomp spot is the sickest thing I’ve ever seen

they should make all the downs out of third down

I know this wasn't the point but I also had Moncada pop up in an interesting way on something I was doing and ... I know he's a bad defender, I know he's never healthy, but .. maybe I'm not fully out?

This explains why Johnny Cash never skeeted.