Lmfao it's so over.

journalism is cooked at CBS. i’d be packed up tonight. even if you could do your job, you’d still be propping up whatever this is. just walk out. you can leave. if it sucks, hit da bricks. real winners quit.

that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right

doctor: what, no, no vaping in my office me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead

Hey just following up on if they fixed this?

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

Plugged my new lil tape deck into the indestructible Bluetooth speaker. I'll be reporting pros to this format as I realize them. 1. a natural endpoint to remind myself to stop smoking weed and eat food. 5 hour playlists are dangerous.

Hulk Hogan was booed off television so hard he died.

Bari Weiss's Free Press website ran this screed by Matt Taibbi defending his lawsuit against a book author. But the Free Press apparently never reached out to the author. Even though Weiss spiked that 60 Minutes piece for not reaching out to enough Trump officials www.thefp.com/p/matt-taibb...

"going to a movie by yourself at 10:30am is the most civilized experience a person can have" - Corey Atad

this same monologue delivered to commemorate an erection and at a filipina sex worker crying on an exposed box spring

Lol fucking amateur hour and the professionals just letting them step on their dicks. This is like when they gave me a morning show partner who they told me was "the real deal" and dude had clearly never done a real show on his own in his life.

Since I loved Reservation Dogs, I decided to check out The Lowdown. Ethan Hawke & Keith David together is fucking catnip for me. Sterlin Harjo out here saving TV?

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

Lol cmon you guys aren't paying attention to that ESPN list are you? You know that's state media. 🤼‍♂️

Isn't it weird how this is never a problem for Republicans? Democrats can control all 3 branches of government and yet the Republicans always seem to block every piece of legislation and nomination? Strange that Democrats can't pull that off against historically unpopular executive actions!

i'm a pro wrestling fan so this covers a huge amount of ground

Swerve and Hanger gonna make Heated Rivalry look like a square dance.

Janelle is too classy to say it, but Stephen Miller is just a little bitchboi. This might be the most I've ever heard him actually speak and I think this whole house of cards would collapse a lot faster if more people heard Trump's toadies speak. They all just sound like farts that came to life.

this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy

The most undefeated thing ever is retail sales going up once you kick cars out of the way. It has happened everywhere

This is as dumb as New Coke and I am not exaggerating. Maybe even dumber.

It begins. I mean, I found the Garbage tape at my local record shop and it was just chillin there waiting for me to find it. I consider Garbage a definitive CD band and I've put a lot of their songs on mixtapes, but I've never heard this album in full on cassette.

Taven is a good wrestler and a solid pickup for anyone. I won't miss his stupid hair though.

Oh yeah, public broadcasting is dead in the US and never, ever coming back.

you guys ever see Looper

The country's elites (CEOs, sports, celebrities, politicians, media, etc etc) are never going to stop using Elon Musk's child porn platform. That's why America is doomed. No one is willing to do even the absolute bare minimum, in fear of upsetting the status quo.

my opinion on needle drops in movies is that if the economics of soundtrack licensing were in any way sane, a lot more movies would have a lot more prominent songs, and this would be better for the culture

Just a lovers quarrel. JD stole his couch.

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

The main reason I don't believe trump personally played a role in Epstein's death is there's no way he wouldn't have had Elon killed by now.

You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

NJPW Takeshita entrance > AEW entrance. 🤼‍♂️

Turning on the #NJWK20 replay and even though I don't understand a single thing, it's so, so, so much better than NJPW English commentary. 🤼‍♂️

One of the funnier things in wrestling right now is that WWE spent like a decade trying to push Roman Reigns as the next top guy and when it finally started to work he fucked off to like 2 dates a year lol

It will never happen, but I can't help fantasy booking about "Ante Up" hitting and Cena showing up on AEW TV. The parallels between Hogan leaving WWF at their moral & creative lowpoint and Cena retiring as WWE hits theirs just keep popping in my brain.

The Cena retirement being a year long dud is really something when you see how easy and effective the Tanahashi one was. But sure, wwe is the storytelling company because guys talk during matches

The Legend that is Tanahashi's hair.

Funny thing about this is they hired this guy to play a part, he played it extremely well, and when it got them too much heat, they fired the actor and torched his career while the writers and producers suffered zero consequences for the segment.

Yeah I think it might be time to sundown social media entirely.

🥹 #njwk20

Funny that the one time Americans killed themselves less is when they didn't have to go to work.

The reason WWE can’t put on a proper retirement match? It requires thought, creativity, and humanity—none of which they have.

I will NEVER get tired of seeing this. #AEWCollision

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Haven't eaten in 2 days and haven't gotten out of bed yet today. Depression rules, guys. 100% recommended.