dan akroyd erasure

The goal is the Super Bowl. Rich assholes talking over each other while wrestling happens around a bunch of ads.

Trump has a genuine cult leader status among a large percentage of Republicans, but the moment that guy's health finally gives out, that whole movement will collapse because its comprised of the softest and weakest men and women ever to walk the earth.

"Titans of industry" Jesus Christ spare me. If anything, the last decade has laid bare that CEO is the most worthless job on the planet and they're all dummies! And evil! This is why Kamala lost: she hasn't talked to a non-pundit since the 80s.

And this is when Disney needs to tell Sinclair, "That's cool. You just can't have any sports, either." See how they choke that shit down.

Literally any member of GWAR would be a better president.

Oderus would've been happier than a pig in shit today.

I think it's still unclear whether they are actually Christian nationalists trying to destroy democracy. We should probably spend more time debating it.

Hers Carr's comments about Kimmel, the FCC and broadcast licensing in the recent interview with Benny Johnson which was followed by later that day by Nexstar and Sinclair pulling the show from its ABC affiliates.

all of these losers talk a big game until someone stands up to them and then it’s all “cmon I was only joking I’m just a little guy it’s my birthday”

I'm tempted to call Kimmel a sellout for going back, but if my employer got that embarrassed over a stupid decision and I could go wave my dick in their face on their own network the following Monday, I totally would.

Proposal: we keep "AI" but the only people allowed to use it are weird European metal bands making Aphex Twin videos. youtu.be/pTsg8xMD9I8?...

I was just reminded that it's been thirteen years since Andrew Breitbart died. Thirteen years of flowers have bloomed. There are precocious twelve-year-olds who have grown up in a world without Breitbart in it. His website is a frail shadow of what it once was. He's become irrelevant and forgotten

Oh and I guess they used the guy's memorial service to sell merch and let an ancient pedophile have a WWE entrance and give a rambling speech about tariffs and chicago. What a fitting testament to a thoroughly useless and ineffective man.

#AEW #AEWAllOut

GWAR should do a bit where the Sexecutioner feeds Charlie Kirk's corpse to The Maggot.

Lmfao so Jimmy Kimmel didn't even get a full week off.

Get the Norm gif ready

To be fair, "the product" is the term WWE themselves use. And long before the Content-ification of all media. Austin used it in his initial Byte This interview that led to his 2002 walkout. It's definitely a Vince Word.

The reality is that Paul Levesque was never a good booker. He rode in on the wave of the last of Vince's big plans (Bloodline, Cody Rhodes) to big success, and the minute he had to come up with his own ideas, he blows it. 🤼

Who is the last true blue Top Guy WWE created? I don't feel like they've made a single real top tier dude since The Shield? 🤼‍♂️

watching even a few seconds of the kirk funeral makes it clear a large quantity of this country is ready for full on nazi authoritarianism and we have to really grapple with how much we need to put a stop to this as quickly as possible

Rogue: "Oh, no. I accidently touched you." Me: "Listen to me carefully. You need to find an old video game to play, or a cheesy movie to watch. Otherwise the existential dread and self-loathing will start." Rogue: "Why do I feel like posting shitty jokes online?" Me: "No! It's already starting."

Hilarious. The *network it aired on* gave it a pity 7/10. 🤼‍♂️

I can't begin to explain how important it was to me as a child to witness all of the Tekken endings.

It’s like a watergate level scandal every six hours plus he’s just straight up bombing boats full of civilians every few days

Oh wow.

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Wow they're just riding that big headed boy's corpse all the way to the bank, huh?

We wouldn't have to "preserve our democracy" if Trump voters didn't exist. They are the thing threatening the democracy you sentient bowl of corn flakes.

I mean they are comparing Kirk to Martin Luther King, Jr., whose legacy and name Kirk specifically smeared. It really is wild.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

Hardest working man in showbusiness.

DEAD ZONE CHRISTINE PET SEMATARY Hail to the King, baby.

Me in December 2024 referencing my work from earlier in 2024 www.wheresyoured.at/godot-isnt-m...

Only one of these champs made their name in WWE. The last decade of the indies resurging, NJPW of the late 2010s, and the birth of AEW has allowed for an era where there is great, accessible pro wrestling that didn't need a McMahon to matter. 🤼‍♂️

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Mercedes holds the TBS Title til she drops it to Bayley. 🤼‍♂️

Omg free idea for The Outrunners: a new movie where they travel to prehistoric times and they find Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus. 🤼‍♂️

Brodido vs. Jurassic Express is gonna rock so hard.

I thought Willow was gonna be the one to beat Mercedes 2 years later, but now I can't help but think she's moving up to the World Title scene now that Stat has it. Loved that shock win so much, they rolled a grenade into the division there.

Eager to see where the show goes next. Does Don Callis send another soldier after Hangman or does the Fam regroup? Will MJF spiral? Who's first for Stat? Who's even left for Mercedes? Mox & Darby aren't gonna stop til one of them is legit dead, right? 🤼‍♂️

Centrists: We have to treat everyone the way we want to be treated. Leftists: Okay, yeah, that's fair... The Right: We're going to publicly execute you and let our children watch.

The media giving Charlie Kirk a 2-week funeral really is something to behold. A never-was who was just one of many right-wing influencers who got a little bit of attention for being a loudmouth idiot screaming "look at meeeeeee." Ultimate participation trophy shit.

Someone I went to high school with spent a shitload of money to go to Wrestlepalooza because it was his last chance to see Cena wrestle and he'd never seen him live before. He spent thousands of dollars to see Cena get squashed in 8 minutes. 🤼‍♂️

the thing about this coverage is that, while it's bad that charlie kirk was murdered, it is good that he's dead. and the number of people who agree with me on that (or disagree, but only with the first half) scares the living shit out of the rest of them

Disney adults are a lot of things but usually they're well educated and affluent enough to afford going to fucking Disney World multiple times a year. People are brushing this off but it's gonna be more consequential than the Bud Light freakout.