Stream's ass. Watching Collision.

What have I missed? I helped my buddy unlock Curt Hennig on our retro arcade WCW/NWo Revenge after hours.

Me trying to listen to the commentary: youtu.be/o6p0W4ZsLXw?...

Any hints at match order for tonight for Wrestle Kingdom? I got called into work but will be home like an hour after it starts. Guessing I'll miss the ranbo?

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Roofing A guy pulling onto a highway without looking Trampoline accident A pack of coyotes Police Probably alcohol more times than I can count

TIL: Ryback is named after Steven Segal's character from the Under Siege films

Man on MSNBC just now: "This was an amazing technical victory. No one else in the world could have pulled this off. Not even Israel." What?

The Trump admin after another strongly-worded letter from opposition Dems:

"We are going to run the country until such time that it can be handed back. Our oil companies will be building infrastructure." And there it is

It would be so funny if he had a stroke right now.

On a brighter note, here's Takeshita going for it all in DDT

LMFAO there's a video going around of people "celebrating" in Venezuela but it's 10 mfers at a gas station with a "Make Venezuela Great Again" flag. Holy shit who is believing any of this?

I found a rehashed version of an old conspiracy site that got hacked to death. If those OG users could see how Trump-pilled the new version is they would lose their minds. Conspiracy mfers convinced this administration never lies and don't question anything they say.

Oh so now they're saying he "ran the cartels". And CNN is running with it. This country is so fucking cooked.

The world: *actively on fire* Right wing culture war losers celebrating "the return of free speech":

Buncha libbed up journos about to use soft both sides language on this for the foreseeable future.

MSNBC has a third of their screen dedicated to a carousel of images of Maduro like he's the one who did this. 🙄

The terrifying reality is that this really boils down to a bunch of nepobaby children cosplaying as military leaders who view all of this like they're playing a game of Risk.

Crypto bros will be like "it will revolutionize the world!" but it's just a money laundering scheme for the most corrupt regime in US history.

I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PRECEDENTED TIMES MAN WTF

LOTR Ireland 🤝 POTATOES

Ah yes. Before the internet became a CSAM Nazi misinformafion machine intended to break man's will to live.

Me when the AEW mind virus kicks in:

Who took this picture of Muta like he was 3 years old in the bath?

It was fine

Guess it's time to get disappointed by the Stranger Things finale

Imagine staying on the Nazi pedophile app because you like the engagement.

PFFFT

Me at 16 before drinking an entire bottle of it and wishing I had drank bleach instead.

Went downstairs to smoke a butt. Opened the basement door and there was a deer just standing there staring at me like 3 feet away. Spooked him so hard he shat all over my driveway lol

Hasan Piker watching a video about budgetary spending in Des Moines, Iowa: "So anyway, Israel"

Spending your entire trust fund on front row WWE tickets is crazy.

@mikeyrukus.bsky.social what is your favorite song/music video combo? Now that MTV is officially done this feels important. My vote goes to this: youtu.be/CsxaoXHe9Xc?...

Happy New Year to all the sickos who will see this.

I just rewatched the "give the people what they want" hug and Mercedes can be seen in her ringside crashout pose slightly out of frame. Hogan would never.

He's just lookin for hoes

Smile anyways.

Thank you @allelitewrestling.com for ending 2025 like that. We all needed that positivity

About that.

Underrated aspect of AEW production: They wuickly cut away from potentially gratuitous spots the grossest engagement accounts thrive with.

Mercedes' ragdoll sell remains undefeated.

I'm a simple man. I just want to start a wholesome family with Willow.

NO! HE IS A T REX WITH TINY ARMS (archaeologically)

Crazy that Big Connecticut couldn't figure out how to use Bald Richard that whole time.

Thekla stop being so jingly in your promos. Your drip too hard. Your aura too adorable.