Great. It seems the WWE trolls are increasing on here. The true intellectual elite of the internet, what an absolute honour to share a platform with them.

Watching The Chair Company and my Tim Robinson crush has immediately resurfaced.

1st December: when I officially start watching those wonderfully terrible Hallmark Christmas movies, where the big city girl falls for a small town handyman with zero red flags.

“On Sunday, the police found a single knuckle duster through the warrantless searches. They did not clarify how many searches they did to find it.” #auspol

Please make those shitty "highlights" of those "cage matches" go away 🤼

I may be annoyed by how much WWE is taking over my timeline, but honestly, it’s giving me some much needed laughs on this dreadful Monday lol.

Thank goodness AEW exists, right?!

The highest calling of journalism isn’t to tell two sides of a story. The highest calling of journalism is to tell the truth. And acting like a stenographer is a betrayal of your audience.

Death Riders getting heat in Mexico. This is pro wrestling.

Nevermind that shit. Wheeler Yuta is fighting a fucking zombie rn. #CMLL

Nothing screams “productive adult” like choosing ice hockey and wrestling over literally everything I’m supposed to be doing. Procrastination is basically my middle and last name.

Big two points for the /NHLBruins! 🐻

Bruins win!

So apparently the Bruins have won every game they have gone into OT.

Me.

So much WWE on my timeline today, my Sunday did not ask for this.

Hockey.

Saturday.

What an image.

These two living their best life…

Damn 💦

I think we’re allowed.

“I don’t agree with politics” as he rolls in his Cybertruck and bends over for TKO. We see you Seth.

Congrats, Melbourne, we’ve gone from walkable city to stride through and hope you don’t fit the profile. #auspol

Bruins u kill me.

Honestly, Seth “whiny fuck” Rollins owning a Cybertruck is the least surprising thing ever.

Can we all agree that the Gold League is truly insane? 💦

“Nothing, nothing mate, I’m grateful for even less.” Mark Davis could not be more Aussie if he tried lol.

No Thanksgiving here in the land down under, but the C2 matches are my Friday night feast!

I'm just leaving this here #auspol

Ok so Kevin Knight is insane || 📸 for @allelitewrestling.com

Effy ‘fan’ in the crowd tonight! 🌈

Where’s the discourse at now?

You’ve totally got this, babes!

Fletcher’s powerbomb is a thing of beauty. First win down. All the way, baby……

Fuck we are straight into it… PROTOSTARRRRR 🩷🩷

Needed.

Two goals from Alex Steeves powers the /NHLBruins to victory! 🐻

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The Berwick school incident today is deeply troubling. Strong gun laws matter, without them access to firearms could have turned this into an even greater tragedy. #auspol

$28K less. Still. “Progress”? #auspol

Between the start of the C2 and the ice hockey, I guess today is my big chance to prove I can actually stay offline.

While watching Swerve’s interview with Chris Van Vliet, it became clearer why he’s an S-tier talent, much like Hangman. They’re both highly creative, incredibly skilled athletes with a deep awareness of how every moment in and out of the ring plays on camera. We’re in for something special.

Come on Tony. The Champ is Here would be perfect for this

We really shouldn't be surprised by the C2 matches announced for Dynamite this week. AEW’s roster is too stacked for them not to load up the tourney early. Solid show ahead!

C2 already slaps!

Goodness gracious 💦

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