Just realized we won't get a Mick Foley Hey Ew!

ANALYSIS:

Disappointed to find out this wasn't him and Flair finally coming to blows.

Dril, baby Dril (Wint).

NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME #AEW #WrestleSky

Trump just stole $2 billion from the Treasury and gave it to a bunch of criminals and traitors. But my local public radio hosts won't stop talking about "third spaces". I have never felt more politically homeless.

The bigger challenge is we have a handful of sociopaths who can circumvent and undermine democracy. We have no bigger challenge.

no?

Fastest three hours (and thirteen minute overrun) on television. #AEWCollision

granny's garden, screenshot, zx spectrum (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/29747/g...

Trios title match at DoN pls? 👉👈 #AEWCollision

Overrun on a 3 hour show it fine #aew #wrestlesky #aewcollision 🤼‍♂️

TK's all "oops I guess I booked two PPV's this week oh silly me" #AEWCollision

Running three hours and still doing an overrun because AEW runs on Bryan Alvarez's tears. #AEWCollision

Ladies, quit your jobs. Nu metal will provide.

9 DoN matches. Should be three or four more if it's consistent with the last few PPVs. Hoping for some last minute announcements. #AEWCollision

Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the ropes in the wrestling ring And I can't help but to hear No I can't help but to hear a buzzing razor What a beautiful hairline! What a beautiful hairline said the barber to the wrestler And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor wrestler's going BALD #AEW

YOU CAN'T SPELL "FART" WITHOUT "FTR" 😂 #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️💨

Give him a comp at Double or Nothing and tell Helwani his was lost in the mail. #AEWCollision

Troll TK can't tweet but he can promote the andreas hale article on ESPN's website multiple times on one show

say less #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision

WILL STOP HITTING SHIBATA IN THE HEAD HIS BRAIN WAS HANGING OUT OF HIS HEAD NOT THAT LONG AGO #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼

So can we get a Divine Dominion match against some named opponents for DoN? #AEWDynamite

Every once in a while, we see a little bit of Poster Tony Khan peek out. #AEWDynamite

Will really decided "guy horny for his wife" was part of his babyface character and that fucking rules

Back to back jobber squashes isn't really the way to make your third hour of AEW "Please Call It Collision" Dynamite feel like must see television. Just saying #AEWCollision #AEWDynamite

WE'LL REMEMBER. WE DO THIS EVERY FUCKING WEEK. #AEWCollision

TJ Crawford's misfortunes continue ever since he turned on his tag partner B3cca. #AEWCollision

ENOUGH ALREADY

Oh for fuck's sake.

Ted looking down smiling rn.

I think Ospreay said the F word on Ted Turner's Superstation and they didn't bleep it because the censors couldn't figure out what word "foiuck" was? #AEWCollision

Most British promo in history. #AEWCollision

oi oi mate bruv mate bruv moi woife #AEWCollision

Andreas and ESPN getting a name drop on Dynamite is beyond funny

"MJF Gender Reveal" is frying me.

Does anyone have that Chuck Taylor tweet about the Hidden Blade? #AEWDynamite

MJF dressed like a gender reveal #AEWDynamite

WWE PTSD is real

Can we PLEASE get the next one of these as a continuous stream on HBO Max for fuck's sake? #AEWCollision

She's as big a Long Island Icon as Mariah Carey. Get well soon, legend. #AEWDynamite

Oooooh his poor Speedballs 😭

DOOT DOOT DOOT SPIBBLE #AEWDynamite

NYLA ROSE FOR TBS CHAMP! DO IT, TK! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Cory Booker pitching Blue MAHA ain’t it.

Hey remember how Michael Bay's horrible treatment of Megan Fox--when she was underage AND after she quit his films as an adult--got completely brushed aside by folks cause "Ambulance and Pain & Gain were good, he is an AUTEUR"? The dude has never hidden what a shitbird he is

Great piece, and “I’m not a hater based on vibes. I’m a hater based on facts” is especially a banger.