Thanks for taking the pay cut Sami, see you at the next Tony Hinchcliffe show.

Paul levesque at gorilla

I only play Secret of Mana for the articles, babe! I promise!

To put this in perspective, Hulk Hogan beat Macho Man Randy Savage in 1989 and 13 years later won the title against Triple H in 2022, 13 years later. Hogan was 47 at the time, same age as Punk. So good on you Phil, you are Hulk Hogan, except less over.

Look in my eyes What do you see? Two shots into my butt cheeks, please.

When they let the Bald Asshole cook:

Not even the hair is real 😂

Come on. I dare anyone to tell me this isn't hilarious. This whole thing. I dare you. Tell me it isn't this whole thing isn't fucking funny. 🤼

It rocks that Punk tried to do the Hogan thing by showing up after the NBA Playoffs but fucked up and returned on the night where Raw will set its all time lowest viewership.

im getting fuckign WHIPLASH

Congrats, Sami. You took a 50% pay cut to get bodied by CM Punk on Raw and lose the title in a week. What a fuckin chump.

send the kids who were running into the church of scientology into the hospital hes (supposedly) at

It’s still gotta bug punk he’s never won the title in his home town, Riyadh

I can't wait for the build to Summerslam when they both can't stop making allusions to AEW because they're both one trick ponies and everyone goes all OOOOHHHH and pretends that their lines weren't written by committee by the 20 writers on staff. It is gonna be such steaming dog shit, I'm stoked.

Around these parts, we like to call him "All-Day Sucker Zayn." 🤼

A pay cut in exchange for a 9 day title reign

LMAO @ Scabi Zayn. (shoutout @tomdhj.bsky.social for the name, I just reworked it a bit)

Phil looks like shit.

Sami took a 50 percent pay cut for a Saudi pop Laughing. My. Ass. Off. People out there going “maybe this will be like Darby’s run and we will get some gr…” no you silly losers, you still think this is a wrestling company lmao.

Somehow, Mitch McConnell has returned.

Mitchy

Resurrect Rampage as a two hour show.

AEW's gonna need a third weekly show. To say nothing of Ring of Honor.

95% of the AEW roster be like

"if you pay me maybe I'll use LESS AI" is a new desperate plea I haven't seen before

This is one of those HGTV couples that don’t have real jobs with a budget of 2.5 million.

I'd sad that we apparently scared off @cmlloficial.bsky.social. 😔

I again ask: which one of you taught the resistance libs “tankie” and what form of torture do you think you deserve?

Anyway, REAL ARENA PUEBLA HOURS, WHO UP?

Need me one of those weeping blood Soberano Jr. masks.

RIP CUM

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

Parasite Eve 2 ~ パラサイト・イヴ2 (1999) Developed by Squaresoft.

If roughing up a girlfriend and locking her in a room was a virile, authentic a rejection of “smoothgroined” “HR lady” politics, but a rape is too far, then what’s at stake is not a principled rejection of violence against women but a cynical assessment of how much violence a man can get away with.

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

At least McConnell isn’t alive to see this

Why keep debasing yourself like this when he's going to be dropping out on his own in a day anyway?

Having a dead guy in the senate feels like a metaphor for the whole institution

folks is it "smoothgroin" to think rape is bad

Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court. by Susan Collins

I have castagno idea who could said that

Jeff Jarrett Reveals Potential Interest In Buying TNA Wrestling, 'I Love Opportunities'

It's so weird living in this time where you can just say absolute bullshit on the teevee news and feel zero shame about it.

InfoWarriors, do you buy our caller's Bozo theory?

Just to be clear: the argument Mr. King is making is that rape and violence against women are so pervasive in America that we must lie back and accept it--otherwise in Congress "those chambers would be empty." Oh heaven forfend. Patriarchy knows no party.

This is a really moving and thoughtful interview