I’m gonna laugh so hard if the Mamdani meeting is the one that actually sticks with him lmaooooo

i don’t know anything about morrissey. never heard his music. all i have heard is that people say he’s not a good dude.

"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?" — Rian Johnson (via THR)

remember when all we had was kirk gibsons home run playing on repeat? now we have dozens of new moments we can rewatch rip gibby hr. you did your job. a bit too much but you can rest now

You’ll see the absolute most gorgeous homes in LA on IG but know the neighborhood they in requires driving minimum 10 min to do anything. Seems more like a place to start dying than living.

The guy who thought he was a lock for the Nobel Peace Prize calls for hanging his political enemies.

The highest-ranking transportation congressman is saying that biking & walking paths aren't "traditional infrastructure" and don't deserve funding in the next federal transportation bill. Broke down why that's historically inaccurate, morally wrong, and *possible to defeat* — if we organize.

If we're not going to change vehicles, there's an easy solution for this problem: Red lights for all vehicles when pedestrians have a Walk signal. They do this in London.

Common response I get when bike lanes or public transportation is brought up: “we’re not NYC! we’re not Amsterdam!” It’s so stupid. It’s the one thing I dislike about my city. The people here can’t even imagine a different future. I truly believe cars make people lazy. Mentally and physically.

I think LA has always just conceived of itself differently (and as self-consciously not a place like NYC or Chicago). A lot of LA progressives seem to hold to the idea that progress means a society that’s sufficiently equal that everyone can afford a SFH and a car, a nonsensical idea in say NYC.

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imagine paying trent gristle $22,000,000 lmao

"we are planning to kill people" --waymo

I've got a playlist. Enjoy. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

They’re gonna release some shit looking like the black flag logo

Morning, everyone

Every day I see a new angle from game 7 and it’s amazing just saw one that was during the Rojas throw to home and I didn’t realize everyone in the crowd thought he was safe and they started celebrating. Then silence 😭

the epstein files (donalds version)

For those of you wondering, we will in fact be helping her campaign up here in the valley. Rev Rae is awesome. While LA City council has more power than the mayor (a complete reverse from NYC), we need a mayor that’s serious about representing the city as a whole, not just for cops and the wealthy.

If we want more kids to walk to school, we need to make our places more walkable. Starts with one intersection at a time like this one.

This Sunday marked World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims – a “day” adopted by the UN in 2005 that is now commemorated globally.

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Freddie Freeman never had this much fun while being on the Braves Just saying 💅🏽 HOF w a dodgers cap confirmed

Freddie peer pressured into doing the worm at Lux's wedding with his walk-up music playing, lmao. He is gonna be on the IL until August at this rate.

rain in Los Angeles is the only thing that can make drivers go at or below the speed limit. we need more rain.

God bless the Valley 🫡

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

It says it all

Hoes mad

We have to ban this. It's just not okay, and it's gonna kill sports if we let it. I hate people so much. If a ballgame isn't exciting enough to you on its own terms, you've fucked up.

Biked to the shoot today in the rain this morning. There’s no such thing as bad weather just bad clothing. Wear the appropriate clothing and biking in the rain is not a problem.

smacked so many hoods today drivers, get out of the bike lane and be aware of your surroundings. I need to start keeping my ulock handy because maybe that is the only way they’ll learn

bike camera is not working at the moment so of course I’ve had to deal with more than usual because that’s usually when they come out. They see a camera and behave. No camera and they want to kill you. pray for me on this cold morning

benny biceps 😔

so out of shape. going to see if I can go back to working out regularly like I used to. getting older is rough.

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

losing the World Series has blue jays fans hoping the Yankees get top free agents vs the dodgers 😭 dodgers broke their brains

the human rain delay 😭

so there’s no one left from the 2017 team?

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

Democrats were overwhelmingly united on their shutdown demands. Americans understood that Trump and Republicans were to blame. Voters made it known last Tuesday that they'll elect leaders who stand up to Trump. Democrats held the cards — and folded for no reason.

*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.

what if instead we just

entitlement.jpg The sidewalk is not for parking at all but this one just decided to block this pretty wide sidewalk entirely

the wall of speakers lmao

UPDATE: if you are in city of LA, the following council members need to be bullied: Nazarian, Yaroslavsky, Padilla, Harris-Dawson, McOsker. Nazarian especially needs to be bullied (he's a landlord!!!) and cosplayed as an affordable housing supporter. toolkit below:

traci park is a demon and needs to leave this city