oh dammit, this is the perfect profile name. woulda, shoulda, etc.

I know I've been glazing Denmark like crazy lately — and honestly I'm not sure how they're going to enforce this — but nevertheless I am 100% behind governments banning social media for children under the age of 15. ❤️🇩🇰 www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Buddy I love postseason baseball solely because every single manager develops galaxy brain

I’m calling Roki Sasaki the Dodgers closer even if Dave won’t. I have seen enough.

okay, he’s officially a wes anderson character

we’re gonna need a cbs news pitchbot pretty soon

post-season game live tweets from molly always feel like they’re coming directly from inside my own brain.

11 appearances 8 innings 12 hits 11 runs (9 earned) 8 walks 7 strikeouts 1-4, 1 blown save 10.13 ERA since Treinen's hat nonsense.

You go Sheehan, and if he gets in trouble, it's Roki. That simple. You lose with that, you lose, but this veteran give Treinen a chance shit has to end. What the FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

THANK YOU GOTH GIRL 💙🤍

THANK FUCK GOTH GIRL COME SAVE US

why is Blake treinen in this game

Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.

I will die mad that this absolute work of ART was removed LoanDepot Park.

Never forget what Derek Jeter stole from us.

The Blue Jays have scored 23 runs in their first two postseason games this season. That's the most by any team in MLB history 🤯 H/T @chriskirschner.bsky.social

jesus christ this yankees collapse is historic 😳

Forever Fuck the Wilponzis

oh would you look at that. when baseball games "matter" they don't use the ghost runner. huh.

i understand many of my mutuals are displeased with how the game is going but i will say that being at a lesbian bar in milwaukee while the brewers are kicking the shit out of the cubs is insanely fun and we are having a blast

If you’re also spending this weekend analyzing Taylor’s album and watching post-season baseball, boy does @ewpod.bsky.social and @baumann.bsky.social have an opener for you! Can confirm that even midwestern moms who do not understand baseball will likely find it cackle out loud hysterical. 💅🏻

I say this having spent most of my adult life podcasting: If my fiancee name-checked my podcast in a song about my penis I would probably die of embarrassment

If I never hear the names Jeremy Barnes or Eric Chavez again, it will be too soon.

Sky is Blue—Nolan McLean is MLB top pitching prospect. Basic facts on Friday!

oh wow, this is fucking me up because ✨grief✨ radiohead was my dad’s favorite band. we laid on the floor in the dark on the day this album was released and listened to it straight through together. it was his favorite of their albums, always. I miss listening to it with him.

And then if you live on the west coast you can experience the absolute euphoria that is BLAZY BASEBALL BRUNCH. This should be possible everywhere!

We get sudden death baseball from noon to 8 PM PT and then a new Taylor swift album at 9 PM PT??????

EMERGENCY MEDICAID REIMBURSES HOSPITALS FOR CARE TO UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE BY LAW HOSPITALS CANNOT TURN AWAY ANYONE IN AN EMERGENCY. RONALD REGAN SIGNED THIS INTO LAW.

The way women and femmes do baseball fandom hits so hard 💅🏻💕

Honestly, Kiké being a Virgo sun and the king of post-season ball tracks. It’s like he spends Virgo season charging up and getting super on his bullshit, and then the moment the post-season starts, he’s unstoppable. He’s as reliable as death and taxes.

I’m gonna be reposting this all month long, I fear.

reposting this and waiting for my dodgers girlies to find it, like a little treat. 🥰

There is no one on god’s earth who loves playing baseball in October more than Kiké Hernandez.

I cannot imagine living such an unexamined life sweet CHRIST

I left academia at exactly the right time jfc this is BLEAK

Literally no better human on earth could be inheriting LeVar Burton’s throne! Long live Reading Rainbow! And long live Mychal Threets, the perfect host for our times! We’re so blessed to share your light, Mychal!

Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants

So much of what is wrong with our world right now is the inability of people to accept that sometimes shit just happens, bad shit, without any rhyme or reason, and its gonna happen to you and people you love sometimes and there is probably very little you can do to stop it!

I know we’re going to have to do days of thinkpieces about what went wrong with the Mets, but sometimes the answer is just “shit happens.”

Fleabag forever and always 💕

This is my take on the trade deadline. We would have needed to sell the farm to get a guy that isn’t ours. Stearns prioritized the future and I, for one, am glad he did.

David Stearns confirming my quirky Canadian child will be back next year. God is good. 😭💙🧡 #Mets #LGM

So disappointing that once again Stearns didn’t publicly admit that I myself was correct about everything and if he had done what I said, everything would be fine.

In addition to being brilliant musicians, Cameron Winter and Dominic DiGesu are true Mets sickos, so much so that they said they want a Mets World Series win more than a Pitchfork 9.5. interviewmagazine.com/music/steppi...

sorry but "MrBeast defends trapping man in burning building for $500,000" is so bleak. he is living cultural rot

HOLY BAJESUS I AM CANCELING MY DEATH 🎉

Jeremy Hefner is not the problem lol

“Hope you’re well.” Oh, he is about to dog walk Cuomo.

No matter what, I will always love baseball and the New York Metropolitans. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Here’s to spring. 💙🧡 youtu.be/MHp-DqqNR_k?...