I have genuinely warned so many people in my life that I will verbally tell Utley off for his crimes should I ever see him and public and it’s because I know myself. I will not be able to stop the words from leaving my mouth. THE SLIDE WAS DIRTY, CHASE, AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

David, you need to get the Senga trade done expeditiously. #Mets #LGM

GIVE HIM TO ME ALREADY #Mets #MetsSky #LGM

🚨UPDATE🚨 Millennial American Dream ACHIEVED!

The way I need this man to lock in and perform miracles over the next two races cannot be overstated. Doo doo doo doo, Max Max Super Max, etc, etc. 🫡

jfc i want to throw up guess i need to schedule my PTO right now so that I’m free to cope or celebrate appropriately 🙃

Max Verstappen can still be WDC if Oscar Piastri has the courage ✨to cause chaos✨.

The fact that Lando Norris will be a World Drivers Champion before Charles Leclerc is such an indictment of Ferrari. Embarrassing ass team.

Maybelle 🥹

I’ve seen enough. Zohran is a wizard.

🖼️ HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE 🎨

bahahahaha the man can spot talent, I will give him that. he would have been a phenomenal broadway producer. and our country would have been so much better off.

This article is great and Kiri got everything right about the WPBL draft production, but the best part for me is her brutal (and accurate) description of the ✨Manfred Jumpscare✨ they put up front. Vibes killer, that one! Justice for Kim Ng, Buy a FanGraphs Membership, etc. 🫡

LETS GO!!! @wpbl.bsky.social

The New York Metropolitans are morally obligated to get Nolan McLean to the post season this year guys. I am being so serious. 🧡😭💙 #Mets #MetsSky #LGM

Deeply grateful to @pablo.show for 1) Giving me certified baseball guy Mike Schur’s thoughts on the Nuzzi/Lizza of it all, and 2) Giving me NEW PARKS AND REC LORE! It always felt like Councilman Dexhart was based on Mark Sanford, but it’s nice to have it confirmed.

WPBL draft and new Pluribus episode on the same night? My gay little heart would like more of this, please.

This is what makes women’s sports great

LA drafting the player with the most name ID just feels right, not gonna lie. 🥲 Thrilled Mo’ne is back playing ball! #WPBL

loving that NY is drafting a bunch of Canadian players like another NY baseball player I adore 🥰 #WPBL

every day my “maybe I’ll just relocate to Springfield, IL for a month next August to meet my future wife” bit becomes less of a joke and more of a reality because THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME.

my dodgers contingent, come look upon this thing I found from a very dedicated east coast fan with questionable taste in vehicles.

LONG LIVE THE TROP 🍊

NEW YORK OR NOWHERE 💙🧡

Umm, yes, hello, I ✨literally exist because of this movie✨(Mom and dad saw it on a first date, he cried at the end because men/baseball/daddy issues and my mom decided she loved him on the spot) might need to make a pilgrimage while I’m living in Springfield next August, for the lore 😂

RIP to the dumbest stats I’ve ever seen but also the greatest camera quality in the history of the game 🪦

DUMB ☹️

Bringing the coach who oversaw Sweet Prince Jonah’s pitching award from last season to the show? David Stearns, you are maybe the greatest man I have ever seen.

There is an alternate timeline where George W. Bush ignores his father, doesn’t run for President, and becomes the greatest Commissioner of Baseball we could have ever dreamt of having. I think about it every single day.

the deep freezer arrives on thanksgiving eve. extremely auspicious timing. my decision was blessed by the gods.

Welp, in today’s session, my therapist told me I should really get out there and start dating again (ewww, kill me, but also women are incredible). How do we think she’ll feel if my plan for this is simply “I will relocate to Springfield, IL for a month next August and attend every WPBL game”?

This has been one of my strongest held policy beliefs for years. We should absolutely make private equity illegal.

Oh hell, maybe I’m gonna break my rule about not getting covetous of Japanese pitchers for the sake of my mental health because I love NOTHING more than a competitor.

I refuse to get excited about Japanese pitchers. They’re a Dodger until proven otherwise in my mind.

My favorite boy’s name is not on this list. Baseball God is Good.

Reminder for my fellow baseballsky humans who are finding that their sleep has been hampered by the lack of baseball naps and baseball sleeps, @sleepbaseball.bsky.social is here for you. Very excited to pass out to this tonight! open.spotify.com/episode/6ilO...

Counterpoint: this is a movie I would have seen opening night if not for the lead actress doing everything possible to alienate me and my friends.

Great reminder that Galaxy Quest is the greatest Star Wars or Star Trek movie ever made. (I will not accept arguments, thanks, for it was JJ Abrams who made this observation, not me.)

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

I am once again asking that we

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE

yeah idk about the vote. 2025 was cal’s year.

this is even more infuriating with the vote breakdown boooooooooooo 😩 I am so bored by this choice.

BORING 😩

living the millennial dream by FINALLY buying a deep freezer. i really don’t have the words to express how much this is going to change my life. i could become a whole new person. between this and the laundry service, who knows who I might become?

Timmy 🥹🧡🖤

Oh we’re getting God Tier Boras quotes this offseason. 😍

WELCOME TO BSKY THE B STANDS FOR BASEBALL Amanda I’m dying I need this on a sign

The way Chicagoans have been responding to ICE invading their cities is a massive advertisement FOR Chicago, an amazing city full of incredible humans. May we all live somewhere full of neighbors who care about us this much.

what if instead we just