Headline of the year www.cnn.com/2026/06/19/s...

And a sad Carter Hart is the cherry on top of this perfect sports weekend! 😍

LEWIS HAMILTON AND THE KNICKS WIN IN SUB 24 HOURS?! I CANNOT

1999: Rick Brunson and the Knicks reach the NBA Finals 2026: Jalen Brunson and the Knicks win the NBA Finals 27 years later… the son gets it done, with his father by his side.

The only game the Knicks lost, the dictator was in attendance. It took the combined powers of Mariska Hargitay, HAIM, Wu-Tang Clan, and Taylor Swift to sage those vibes away and get the boys back on track.

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

….can he work on the mets batting average with RISP next? pls? 🥺

okay, but seriously, who has eyes on mariska? i need a statement from her so badly.

I AM A METS FAN AND TONIGHT MAKES ME FEEL GREEDY. 💙 I WANT THIS FOR US, TOO.🧡

NEW YORK OR NOWHERE

EVERYONE IS BETTER THAN JALEN BRUNSON UNTIL ITS TIME TO BE BETTER THAN JALEN BRUNSON

💙 KNICKS IN FUCKING FIVE!!!! 🧡 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

💙 knicks in five 🧡

GOTH GIRL 🖤 (little brother is, once again, reporting live from the site of the crime)

I love watching Carter Hart look sad.

KNICKS. IN. FIVE. 😤

knicks just sent ted cruz tickets to game five

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

knicks in five, baby 💙🧡

I love being a sports sicko so much.

you gotta read this piece as it is outstanding but this is my favorite part

“But we need a realistic framework that addresses the fans’ concerns about competitive balance…” Manfred, you disingenuous GHOUL, I will lose the entire season to prevent the sociopaths who employ you limiting the earning potential of the workers who create their product.

Fuck. Carter. Hart. 🥰 2-0!

Only :25 into play and it’s already Fuck Carter Hart, all my homies HATE Carter Hart time. 🥰 Thank you, Canes! #StanleyCup

On night one of the Stanley Cup finals, a reminder that sports leagues are evil and the NHL found Carter Hart’s actions “‘deeply troubling and unacceptable’ regardless of the Ontario Superior Court’s decision.” We’re all Canes fans this year! www.nytimes.com/athletic/732...

Hi @mets.com: Admin, can we have the fun pride logo over here like y’all have on Instagram? Pls? 🥺 Love you!

HAPPY GAY BEISBOL MONTH

We can win this easily. This man would absolutely turtle himself into a ball if Tyler glasnow stepped up to him mildly aggressively

Jen is so smart. Please listen to Jen.

A cap system forces players to fight among themselves for a fixed piled of money. It is corrosive to a union, and does nothing but raise franchise values.

Assuming that he takes down the Habs tonight, Freddie is getting blessed by an etsy witch in his valiant battle against Carter Hart. It’s almost comical to watch how hard the NHL is fumbling the massive influx of women fans they got this year. Sports leagues, writ large, suck.

Look, y’all. My 22-33 @mets.com are all the proof you need that a salary cap won’t make the game more competitive. It will enrich owners who are LITERALLY ALL BILLIONAIRES at the expense of the PLAYERS who are WORKERS. Glen Caplin is a bootlicker and @mlb.com owners are liars. #SolidarityForever

I basically never root for Bryce Harper, but oh my god, save us Comrade Bryce Harper.

Hi @mlb.com—I have a message for Glen Caplin: You lazy bootlicker. None of what the league is proposing is for the fans. Leave us out of this, and tell the greedy sociopaths you work for to shut up and pay their employees. You ✨personally✨ make the game worse. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

I don’t say this lightly: I am willing to lose ✨the entire 2027 season✨ to avoid a salary cap. Players are workers. Owners are billionaires enriching themselves at the expense of the PHYSICAL WELLBEING of their employees. Solidarity to the MLBPA. ✊🏻 www.nytimes.com/athletic/731...

I love watching Mack and Sid play together. It’s even better when one of them scores. 😍 BEAT THE TCHUCKLEFUCKS, BOYS. #IIHFworlds

Jonah on the mound? On the night that we snap our five game losing streak? 🥹 OF COURSE HE WAS. AND HE GOT THE WIN 🏆 #Mets #LFGM

Jonah on the mound? On the night that we snap our five game losing streak? 🥹 OF COURSE HE WAS. AND HE GOT THE WIN 🏆 #Mets #LFGM

the gen z pitcher is my favorite phenomenon in baseball

make april POBO

Players are workers. No salary cap forever.

Welcome to my ✨Jonah pitches at Citi for the first time this season✨ #Mets game thread! Gary and Ron are praising my boy. Carson and A.J. are in the outfield. Will we remember how to hit the ball? UNCLEAR. 😬

Naomi is the kindest and best human alive. Y’all know that, right? 🥰💕

Good morning, @mets.com. If my boys could remember that the goal of the game of baseball is to get hits and score runs—especially while our 🍁 Sweet Canadian Prince 🇨🇦 is on the mound tonight—it sure would do a LOT for my mental wellbeing. 🥹

I hate this timeline. Misogyny in far right attacks goes unnoticed? Maybe by you, @npr.org. But trust and believe that if you’re a woman, you feel that shit in your body on a daily basis. Embarrassing ass headline.

Jerry the Dinosaur could fix the Mets.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

JFC every time I see The Bell Center open a Habs game, I’m like “Shane Hollander, I understand your psychological state so much.”

If you don’t think we’ve reached the point where we should be discussing whether or not David Stearns should remain POBO, I don’t know what to tell you. This soulless, algorithmic team SUCKS.

why yes, I AM the exact sort of weirdo who sees a crab the size of a quarter walking across the floor of the laundromat and then promptly folds a little carrying case for him so that I can take him back to the nature preserve where he belongs. he’s now back with his friends and very happy. 😊