Secured the win ✅

🚨AHEM🚨 jfc when will our nightmare end 😩 #Mets

GOTH GIRL HAS RETURNED

Found a new favorite website. #Mets #LGM #DownWithDavid fixthemets.com

jfc vladdy is the leader of all time

noooo, darth, come save the mets 🥺

how can you not be romantic, etc. 🥰

Double screens for this beautiful Nolan and Jonah bump day. 🥰🧡💙 #Mets #LGM

Oh thank christ. Tomorrow is Jonah Tong bump day in Syracuse. 🥰 #Mets #LGM

🥰 THATS MY BOY 🥰

wait why I am I hearing that we’re calling up mauricio to play short? baseball god hates me. (my little brother said “mauricio is better at SS unfortunately girl.” the children have forgotten to respect their elders.)

One part of my brain is very sad because Lindor is the soul of this team. 😭 The other part of me is freaking the fuck out because my second favorite shortstop in the league IS LITERALLY ALSO A MET. BO, MY BELOVED. 😍🥰 We could be so much worse off than we are!

no but this is ✨actually✨ what breaking this miserable streak feels like

LGM

PAPPA’S FUCKING ORCHARD, YOU PERFECT WEIRDO. 😍 #LFGM #LGM #Mets

this man’s post game interview has me ready to run through a wall for him. sign him forever. “i ain’t scare of nobody.” #LGM

ITS OVER THE METS DID IT

LUKE WEAVER, YOU SAVAGE. YOU HAVE WORKED MIRACLES ON ME 😭 #Mets #LFGM #LGM

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN BRETT BATY 🥹

The children are our future!* *And the children includes Nolan McLean who deserves RUN SUPPORT

HE LISTENED TO ME. I’M A WITCH 🪄

mark, I swear to whatever deity is listening, if you swing at random shit outside the zone….

I want to scream. 😐

There is only one person who can save this team. #Mets #LGM (????)

Go ahead and kill me or whatever Hayley Williams said. 🫠

The Mets are 36-54 since Mr. Met fell off the stage at the Lumineers concert last summer. That's a 65-win pace over a full season.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME 🧡💙

Doorman and building staff may go on strike against building owners in NYC for the first time in 30 years+ next week, and I can say that among apartment building residents, there is a 50/50 divide between "Give them anything they want" and "Give them anything they want, you assholes."

we have never been more back 😈

When I say that my life could have been very, VERY different if not for the influence of this film, I’m deadly serious.

PAIGE AND AZZI REUINTED 🥰

🫠🫠🫠

I’m so over this team that I’m watching hockey instead of this whatever the hell is this game.

why does a team for which I feel very little love with the oops all white guys scouting department have to make the coolest bisexual gear in the history of the game? 😭

not my entire body tensing up when I hear “checking” over a radio. scuderia ferrari, when I get my hands on yooooouuuuu 🙃

omg they’re home! 😭 they loved us all to the moon and back! literally! 🌙

omg I can focus on nothing but my emotional support astronauts for the next 13 minutes

Just let millennials run everything already. We’re so good at this!

if only we had RUN PRODUCTION to match 🫠 #Mets

I’m resilient because my dad raised me to be a mets fan 🙃

she speaks the truth 🫠 #lolmets

when I say we cannot deGrom it up with this fine young man, I mean METS BATS WAKE UP AND GIVE YOUR BOY SOME RUN SUPPORT

And now we can see his plan to improve our batting average with RISP in real time. 👀👀👀

The way this image instantly lowers my blood pressure cannot be overstated. Every Nolan McLean Bump Day is a gift. #LGM #Mets 🧡💙

I want my podcast experience to resemble my NPR experience in that I want to NEVER know what the voices coming out of my speakers look like in corporeal form. It’s not necessary! And so much more work for the kind voices!

THAT’S MY BABY 🥹 #LFGM #LGM

stop the count

I CANNOT BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS SPACE SHIP AND THESE HUMANS

REAL ONES KNOW 😤