This is the face of a dog who stole a container of powdered baking cocoa from the kitchen, brought it to the bedroom, and made it explode all over the bedding. 🤦‍♀️ She's lucky she's cute, I tell ya.

BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...

Every ill advised social media post in the middle of the night, every off the cuff tirade by IQ47 should illicit this kind of response. Danish pension fund to sell $100 million in U.S. Treasurys share.google/aAowr0v7OXkf...

Kleenex update, evidently my coworker has a secret stash they brought from home, and generously gave me a box. 🥰 These are weird times.

Our entire office is out of Kleenex. We can't order any more because of a budget freeze. The option is to either bring it from home for personal use, or go without. Will I have to bring in my own toilet tissue next week?

The important thing is to be hated by the right people

Yes, the newly unsealed documents reveal Taylor Swift called him a “bitch”—but Slate’s testimony lays bare Baldoni’s gross, inappropriate, and misogynistic on-set behavior. www.jezebel.com/jenny-slate-...

She hurt his feelings So he tried to destroy her. One man did it with a gun and 4 shots to the face. One man did it with lawsuits and a media smear campaign. The message is the same: If you humiliate a man, your life is fair game.

Usha Vance really saw Erika's hands up in her husband's hair and said nah, homewrecker, I'm making another baby with the man. Let's see you play out your White House fantasy now.

Leo Straus was born #OTD in 1897. He was arrested along with his wife Myra and sent to Theresienstadt where he was involved in cabaret productions, both as a librettist and performer. In October 1944, they were deported to Auschwitz and killed. holocaustmusic.ort.o...

I desperately need audience reaction footage from Davos.

I wonder what would come up if someone pulled chats I've had with my best friends. Especially when one is feeling vulnerable and needs support. And I wonder what would happen if they were held up online and dissected entirely by strangers out of context? Would my reputation hold up? Would yours?

Nah. I'm not getting my hopes up that easily. I've been let down too many times before.

My Favorite Taylor Songs Bracket 💖 I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us, how we met and the sparks flew instantly 💖 The Story of Us moves onto round 2! Results: Everything has Changed: 27 votes The Story of Us: 38 votes Today’s bracket battle is Invisible vs. hoax

Community Members Favorite Songs Bracket 💙🦋 It was the end of a decade but the start of an age 💙🦋 Long Live moves onto the finals! Results: Maroon: 29 votes Long Live: 34 votes Today’s bracket battle is You’re on Your Own, Kid vs. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Tori Amos dropped signed vinyls today, and I am a happy Toriphile!

“Conservative Military Archbishop Says Catholic Troops Can Defy Trump Orders on Greenland *** The archbishop responsible for pastoral care of U.S. service members says an unjust attack on a friendly nation justifies troops’ conscientious refusal under Catholic moral teaching.” 1/20/26

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Hilary Duff review – first gig in 18 years for former teen icon is euphoric, escapist fun

I never realize that someone's blocked me until a good Swiftie thread gets going and looks like Swiss Cheese. 🤷‍♀️ Whelp. Their loss. I'm fabulous. And I think they all blocked me from the drama 3 days back that I had fuck-all to do with, but I'm fine catching a stray from these fools.

My Senator really needs to read that last line looking directly into a mirror. WE ARE calling it into question, we've been screaming it from the rooftops. But no one in office, including you, have the courage to stand up to him. No, he's not rational, but YOU can do something about it. So do it.

Danish parliamentarian Rasmus Jarlov speaking to MS NOW on Stephen Miller comments regarding Greenland: "I hope he’s kept away from young women, because that’s the mentality of a rapist. You can’t defend yourself, so I’m going to take you. That’s basically what he’s saying."

Day 1 of the Taylor swift songs non-love related bracket battle (she’s a mouthful) Our first battle: Cassandra vs Sweeter than fiction! Choose your favorite! (Some may have slight love themes but not directly about love) If you’d like to be tagged, let me know!

Seattle Children's Theater is withdrawing from an upcoming two-week run of shows at the John F. Kennedy Center for Performing Arts in Washington D.C.

🚨”If everyone who came before me had just complied and complied and complied, then I probably would have entered this theater, any theater, through a colored section. Every good thing you have in your life is a product of someone else’s struggle.” ~ Josh Johnson Message: Do Not Comply

For anyone out there who is printing the micro bitonal whistles, someone in our group had the brilliant idea of making a tray where you could fit an exact amount to count them, like they do with coins. So I made a tray to count 100 in sets of 25! makerworld.com/en/models/22...

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."

"It’s striking how easily conservatives, who’ve been stewing over insults to white people for at least five years, have singled out a group of white women as the enemy." Free link: archive.ph/EzyzY

This entire thread has my jaw on the floor..😲🤯

Diving back into Bon Temps and Sookie Stackhouse for some mental escape in an old favorite series. Please, if Charlaine Harris has gone over to the dark side, please don't tell me. I cannot grieve the loss of another literary fave right now.

It's almost like all of the world's leading economists were RIGHT all along?!?

for the night owls (I see you)

JFC. Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.

This is utterly deranged.

Every. Single. One. #MeToo #ICE is #Gestapo #FuckThePatriarchy

The Resistance needs to get off Substack. Posting about resisting fascism on a platform where your earnings pay actual N8zis isn't ironic, it's just pathetic.

This is deeply disturbing, especially after reports of growing concerns about the conditions at this facility. An investigation must take place. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Fun fact, when I was in college protesting the Iraq war, the frat boys blasted "Born in the USA" out their house windows to drown us out. They couldn't understand why we wouldn't stop laughing.

The sunset in Seattle tonight is this warm honey color into a light bright blue into lavender into cool blue and it’s enough to make me so glad to be alive

The story of Sascha Riley — Epstein survivor who witnessed A LOT, and is naming names! Full interview on Substack: lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry...

Also: The Minnesota Historical Society has this flag but *doesn’t keep it on display,* because it’s, you know, a confederate flag and that’s gross. So deeply Minnesotan. “We humiliated our opponent but the real prize is that we refuse to display the trophy. They know we have it.”

Now with alt-text, bust yup 100% he decided to commit murder bc Becca Good mocked him. And *women* are "too emotional" 🙄

The San Francisco 49ers needed 60 minutes to score one less point than the Seahawks scored in the first 10 seconds of the game.

41-6.

My wife is saying there needs to be a mercy rule for certain games and yeah, I can see it