Scooter is 24 today! 🎉 With a median life expectancy of 17.8 years for armadillos in human care, Scooter is officially in his legend era. 💪 Happy 24th birthday to this shellebrated superstar! 🎂 📹: Animal care staff Hannah

fuck the ADL

Maybe if Gabbard hadn't fired all of our experienced Intelligence agents, and Kegsbreath hadn't fired all of our exceptional military leadership, we wouldn't be responsible for the murders of 182 teachers and children.

A basic legal error could tank the Justice Department's lawsuit seeking to force Washington State to hand over its confidential voter registration data.

The anniversary of #bloodysunday in Selma is about honoring the courage and power of the foot soldiers from that day in 1965, and recommitting to the fight for voting rights. On Sunday, I was honored to march across the Edmund Pettus Bridge with those brave foot soldiers…

Former NATO chief says says Iran *can* close Strait of Hormuz -- and not much we can do: -Iran has more than 5,000 mines -they can be dropped by small boats, even civilian ones. -U.S. only has handful of minesweepers -clearing mines could take months. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

The City of Seattle has passed an emergency, one-year ban on new ICE detention centers.

🧊✈️ SEATTLE: Women in chains descend in driving rain from an ICE-chartered Eastern 737 (tail: N917XA) at Boeing Field 👀

snapdragon baby ♥

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’ ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’ ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.

In just 2 days, Trump burned $6 BILLION on his war with Iran. He's spent billions more in the days since. We could have DOUBLED our annual budget to help families afford child care. Or built more housing. Instead, Trump's spent YOUR tax dollars on a war no one asked for.

Nobody in this Administration can agree on why they started this war or when it will end. The Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense, and the President are all saying different things. Servicemembers’ lives are on the line, and they deserve better than this.

Trump quietly adds Erika Kirk to US Air Force Academy advisory board

Nikai is using the extra hour of daylight for extra howls.🐺🎶

I was told that if I voted for Kamala Harris, gas prices would skyrocket, unemployment would rise, grocery prices would double, we'd go to war and the Draft would be possible. I voted for VP Harris. All of it has come true anyway, but at least I put my name down on the right side of history.

I'm sorry I got so angry first thing in the morning. Here's McLovin with a stick.

In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

Someone pointed out that in recent days, Tucker Carlson and MTG seem to be setting up to launch a 2028 campaign, and oh gawd, I can't with this.

The Trump administration is treating disabled veterans like criminals.

Has anyone told Iran yet?

Happy National Napping Day from a few of our napping experts! 💤

What does everyone get wrong, and it makes you irrationally angry? I'll start. "Drink the kool-aid" Most Jonestown residents did NOT drink the poison willingly. Investigators found injection sites and bruising. They were drugged, restrained, and forced into "suicide. All bc some tried to escape.

Bad news for everyone who's been screwed over by TM/LN. They get to keep their monopoly, and we get to pay more.

Local Massachusetts weekly says it's confirmed that the Pentagon was relying on Claude for strike targeting, which is how they came to bomb a girls' school. thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-ai...

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

Happy International Women's Day! www.jezebel.com/theres-not-e...

happy international women’s day

Sunday Sillies: Spring Forward edition. Add a little silly to your doomscroll when you find the cartoonist here: @jess-a-creates.bsky.social

Trash is still trash, and will take itself out every time.

Gender Affirming Hormone Treatment (GAHT), is literally the opposite effect of Conversion Therapy. In these 56 studies on this topic, 52 (93%) found that gender transition improves overall well-being, while 4 (7%) report mixed or null findings. whatweknow.inequality.cornell.edu/topics/lgbt-...

UPDATE: BBC Verify RT’s Bellingcat’s post with video of a missile dropping on the facility where the girls’ school was located - the missile matches 🇺🇸 tomahawks and “appears to contradict Trump’s claim” it was Iran 🤔

If something were to happen to the president, we have a line of succession already planned to ensure that there is always someone at the wheel. Why is it so hard to believe other countries have the same, and knocking out a single leader doesn't topple the whole country?

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Tonight is the night. Place your clock on the altar. Light the black candle and say the words that bring the wolf that eats the hour.

And just like that, it's 3am.

A friend's 27 year old daughter, Violet, is missing during a mental health crisis. She has been seen in the Ballard area. Seattle people, PLEASE share this URL and keep an eye out! findviolet.com

Capricorn, 2024

From the studio that brought you, "What if literally everything around you had feelings," and "Okay, what if your FEELINGS had feelings," Comes, "What, like queers have feelings?"

My Favorite Taylor Songs Bracket 💖 By all accounts, she almost drowned, when she was six in frigid water 💖 The Bolter moves onto round 2! Results: The Bolter: 34 votes Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus: 19 votes Today’s bracket battle is Anti-Hero vs. Style

The final indignity: he wore a fucking hat to the transfer ceremony. I don’t care if you’re offended by my language. Take the fucking hat off.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gives exactly zero fucks about trans people, which is even more of a shame after he used us to help get elected.

Who asked for this?

Winnie says Welcome to your Weekend!

Winnie says Welcome to your Weekend!

I am once again asking editors and journalists to remember there are two Washingtons. Washington State =\= Washington DC Please stop saying "XYZ happened in Washington." They're 3,000 miles apart, which do you mean?

"The war will stop when I say so."

Judging from the prose, the Pentagon appears to be using AI to announce the death of soldiers. If it’s not AI, it’s a person who simply does not care.

Friday feelings

Mixed Precipitation would be a great name for the next indie band to come out of Seattle.