These people would have never survived the sports message board wars of the 2000s.

We have failed the youths.

Looks like the drought in North Carolina isn’t getting better anytime soon. raleighnc.gov/alerts/ralei...

Sadly this is about 30 years too late to make a difference. Take a journey with me all the way back to 1994...

Not now critical life-giving Atlantic Ocean current

My man has never heard of I-40

Tired: Bluesky is dying. Wired:

A few years ago I interviewed Modest Mouse’s Isaac Brock. He joined the Zoom call from a pool in Hawaii and was so drunk that I immediately abandoned my questions and we just talked for 20 minutes. The story got spiked but I did walk away thinking he’d be a cool beach hang so all of this tracks.

HORNETS WIN

These are photos of the same person.

Here’s some good journalism news (for once).

I truly believe he would risk it all for a punter.

A four-time whistling champion and member of the Whistling Hall Of Fame performed the national anthem at a Baltimore Orioles game last week and it was just as weird as you’d hope.

Hey can you guys give me directions to the Blockbuster Video?

the alcohol craze sweeping the nation...

Congrats to Rory McIlroy, East Tennessee State University legend.

Can we put the fake podcast conversation tv commercial to bed? Just look at the camera and sell me something.

Hungary election live: Viktor Orbán concedes defeat in Hungarian election after 16 years in power

Between Iran negotiations and the Hungary speech, JD Vance is having a week.

You can’t blockade the strait. I’m blockading the strait.

I’m pivoting to video 🧵

Apparently, they commonly suffer from “space ass” — meaning that it’s just really uncomfortable to sit on things. www.cnn.com/2024/11/08/s...

The perfect Oregon moment does not exis—

Listen to Houston go wild as the first astronaut emerges. 😆

Rum ham!

I'm moonscrolling

I could fit at least 5 tents and a smoker in there. Gonna tailgate on the Moon someday

Get in loser, we’re going back to Earth. Watch the Artemis II reentry livestream: m.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhD...

Pitchfork’s best albums bracket final is out. lol

found the coolest truck

North Carolina is basically that movie Snakes on a Plane except Raleigh is the plane.

Heads up space nerds. The crew of Artemis II returns to Earth today. The Orion capsule is scheduled to enter the atmosphere at 7:53 p.m. ET.

very pleased to report everyone's favorite @financialtimes.com correction today is, in fact, in the print edition too

Despite this medical setback, Joel is in great spirits.

Wooo buddy. I got bad news for you.

IMPORTANT ARTEMIS II HOT SAUCE UPDATE Thanks to Carlie Kollath Wells’ reporting out of Axios New Orleans (which I confirmed via email since there are two versions of the article out) …. WE HAVE OUR LIST. It’s these 4 pictured, plus Heinz Hot Taco Sauce! www.axios.com/local/new-or...

They did the tweet!

*record scratch*

Whenever I scroll past the new Netflix podcast section with headshots of all the hosts I shudder. AND I WORK IN PODCASTING.

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

I wrote about Artemis II

hell yeah, just plug the usb-c straight into my neck

the moon has been war profiteering on polymarket

But Dr. Strangelove, how do we maximize shareholder value?

What can be done?