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This is after a regular season UNC win. Folks are *this* close to burning mattresses.

And UNC wins and now we’re getting the rare double court storm.

UNC fans have stormed the court but there is still 0.4 seconds on clock. “Some people have spilled some beverages.” lol

Say what you will about Papa Johns, but when they had an existential crisis they went out and got Shaq.

Remembering the Lindsay Vonn/Tiger Woods era and the top five Hot Mess Tiger photo it generated

The simulation is glitching

Ken eats, breathes, and sleeps ice sliding sports. If you want to go down the Winter Olympics rabbit hole this month, there’s no better guide.

Y’all, if you think em dashes are a sign of AI writing—let me introduce you to journalists.

He was born on this land. Worked it with his bare hands. Spilled blood, sweat, and tears on it. And now America has forgotten about his contributions and left him behind… oh wait, I’m sorry. I’m being told this is Kid Rock.

Inside you there are two podcast reviews

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

Since you’re gonna hear it over and over on TV during the Olympics: Here’s how the thrice-knighted French film composer who created “Bugler’s Dream” (bum-bum-ba-dum-bum) ended up buried behind a church in rural Yadkin County, North Carolina: www.ncrabbithole.com/p/leo-arnaud...

Monarchy beret, the kind you find in the Louvre gift store

Babe, you look great. I can barely tell.

They’re calling it the feel bad anthem of 2026.

Bitcoin hit a high of $126,000 last year. Then it dropped to $120K, $110K, $100K, $90K, $80K, $70K and is no hovering around $60K. More than a trillion in notional "value" wiped out. There is no Fed or Treasury ready to bail it out. But Congress is close to blessing it...

Martine Powers confirms her exit from The Washington Post and confirms that the daily Post Reports podcast is done and not just suspended like earlier reports said.

Coming soon: I made East Carolina’s entire football team spend a week in an abandoned bank vault for a $1 million NIL deal

excuse me what

I, for one, welcome our new purple pirate overlords.

is that bad

Well that was the mother of all typos. 🤣

ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE

PITTSBURGH: We put our toilets in the middle of the basement. How quirky! AUSTIN: Hold my Lone Star.

If you live or work in the Washington, DC region, I strongly suggest you look into this.

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

This is a choice by Bezos. He can take unimaginable financial losses. He could also sell The Washington Post. I don't know what else to say except give your money to non-profit news media organizations. They will never sell you out and will spend your money on mission and not profit.

A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."

Honestly. How do you compete in the modern media landscape without a flagship daily podcast?

It’s heartbreaking to see a (very recently!) once great news organization dismantled and sold off for parts.

These people reverse-engineer new racist theories for this when a) there are some obvious ones already on the table and b) it would also just be useful to admit that the social and financial value prop on paying $200,000 to go to a small liberal arts college somewhere cold and dismal is upside down

Sufjan Stevens fans

We are so cooked.

something that is this funny shouldn’t be a crime

In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

N. P. *drum fill* RRRRRRRRRRRR *screen violently shakes*

I would rather drink rubber cement than listen to someone do either of these things.

I'm no skiing expert, but one might reasonably assume that knee ligaments are required when hurtling down a mountain at 70mph.😬

This is incredible.

Moving up from Parks to the CEO role, you say

I just want to say that it’s goddamn delightful that Antiques Roadshow is the #1 trending topic on this website right now.

Me reading this while wearing my Carhartt beanie.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.