In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."

Goodbye TikTok thread 👋

This quarterback *lost*

He’s a vengeful God.

I’m sure Dabo’s just quoting scripture.

These SMU helmets look like a Dallas area USFL team from the 80s

Fun fact. You don’t need access to Pentagon briefings in order to report on national security.

Whenever you’re having a down year, just look up at all the banners in the rafters.

Big news! I have acquired the rights to all Jefferson Pilot Sports halftime highlight shows from the years 1993-97. They will be available exclusively on a new streaming service, JPS NOW for a monthly subscription starting at $19.99.

She will always be the cohost of NBA Inside Stuff to me.

Holy shit. Teenagers these days think they’re Rasputin.

Champ Bailey (the greatest cornerback of all-time) is reminiscing on what it was like playing with former teammate and current Georgia head coach Kirby Smart, and I am absolutely dying over here. 🤣

I just found out about the existence of a pro-doping sporting event called the Enhanced Games scheduled to happen in Nevada next year, and I can’t stop thinking about Phil Hartman in the All Drug Olympics.

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Meanwhile… www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

We live in the dumbest timeline.

We’re going to Mars.

This is the marching band of Jackson State University, aka The Sonic Boom of the South.

RIP Robert Redford. Whether you knew him as nodding gif man or one of the greatest actors all time. He was a fine figure of a man.

We are officially running out of band names.

Every editor in the world: “This is a really solid first pass Jesse…”

oh my god the stuntman

still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial

I know it’s clickbait. But I really do want to know what happened to Chris O’Donnell and the shocking reason why no one will hire him in Hollywood anymore.

As Charles Darwin predicted, it is not the strongest of the Jeep owners that survives, nor the most intelligent. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.

Yep. Ice Cube’s “War of the Worlds” was produced exactly like you thought it was. 🤣

Snatch (2000) Director: Guy Ritchie

Brian Kelly is Conch Shell.

You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time."

Why do cocaine when you can watch Georgia play Tennessee instead?

The Tennessee long snapper with an incredible effort to keep a punt out of the end zone.

I knew Gunner Stockton’s throwing motion looked familiar.

What a strange use of emergency messaging services. I live 300 miles away from this in a completely different state.

IT’S GOOD

My college football team is playing Tennessee today.

Today I learned that notorious Haitian dictator Papa Doc Duvalier was a Michigan grad.

Brent Key looks like he’s about to ground Maverick for buzzing the tower.

I just don’t know how Atticus Sappington finds the time to explore the tributaries of the Amazon AND kick for Oregon.

It was a simpler time.

Radio and television stations, facing enormous budget holes, are pleading with NPR and PBS to lower their fees as they examine whether to drop national programming altogether. “It is the absolute worst-case scenario.”

This is Alo Slebir riding an estimated 108 foot tall wave at Mavericks on Dec. 23, 2024. 😳

At the country show

🎶it's the most wonderful day of the year🎶

This is the way.

WPSU in Pennsylvania becomes the first public media outlet to shut down as a result of the rescission of federal funding. WPSU TV and radio serves one of the largest geographic coverage areas in the nation, stretching across 24 counties of central Pennsylvania.

She’s not lost. Valerie is free.

When someone says they’ve never seen a college football game obscured by BBQ smoke.

Wisconsin lives every day like it just won big on scratch-offs.

Not now mysterious orb