Amy Poehler has been living rent free in James Cameron’s head for 13 years. 🤣

Not very Christian of you, I-40.

I want you to put the word out there that we back up.

mother of god

I watched AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in Portugal today and I just want everyone to know that the entire movie was subtitled in English in Papyrus. The entire movie.

This sentence is, somehow, only the second or third most shocking thing I’ve read about the University of Michigan in the past month.

It is time. Videoooos… 🧵

That man’s soul left his body when he hit the end zone.

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

QB Josh Johnson has entered the game for the Washington Commanders tonight, which gives me an excuse to share his *incredible* resume.

Hard shell with cheddar cheese and mild Pace Picante.

This Miami Texas A&M game is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in the rambling, incoherent gameplay has anyone come close to scoring a touchdown. Everyone is now dumber for having watched it. I award these teams no points, and may God have mercy on their souls.

*Checks in on how things are going in Oxford, Mississippi.*

Mike Elko right now

One of those sports where you assume someone was drunk and really suffering from seasonal affective disorder when they invented it

The smile.

In their past 8 quarters of football combined, Alabama has rushed for 25 yards.

The John Mateer Experience

Alabama running the damn ball

In their past 5 quarters of football combined, Alabama has rushed for -3 yards.

Alabama’s Josh Cuevas is wearing a carbon fiber clown shoe tonight. 🤣

100+ pages like this. Hoo boy.

My favorite holiday record is “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Vince Guaraldi. But I’d never seen a photo of him until tonight. I don’t think I was prepared for this!

*Charles Barkley voice* Turrible.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

If it weren't for the tireless work of the most thorough investigative body in the world (Reddit), we may have never solved the shootings at Brown and MIT.

That’s elder abuse.

With enough digging, I bet you could write a book.

BREAKING: Four-term NC Gov. Jim Hunt has died at age 88. Here's my look back at the many legacies Hunt leaves behind in this state: www.wunc.org/2025-12-18/j... #ncpol

Hunt served non-consecutive terms as governor which allowed him to shape North Carolina in four different decades.

New fear unlocked: Accidentally heart emoji-ing a photo of Jeffrey Epstein with my government name.

In the report, which tracks school funding nationwide, North Carolina received a grade of F. "In terms of per-pupil funding, the state spends $6,000 less than the national average. It also ranks dead last in terms of school funding effort."

The FIFA Peace Prize of performing arts centers

The Washington Post clearly does not understand the fractured psyche of the average college football fan. www.washingtonpost.com/sports/inter...

Watching a Werner Herzog documentary about volcanoes and contemplating the fragility of civilization.

Lunch Winfield!

🎶Seven members of the New Provo Front. Five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. Two turtle doves. And nine members of Asian Daaaaaawn🎶

The Tokyo Toe is by far the best sports story of the year. How do you say "dudes rock" in Japanese?

Hey y'all. Quick tip. If you're speaking to a reporter and they don't say you're off the record, then you're on the record.

Reposting this now feels appropriate. Eat your slop, piggies.

Oh, it’s cool y’all. The AI news podcast from The Washington Post that’s riddled with errors and hallucinations is just a beta.

ALL ABOUT THAT BRACE 👀

Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire took most of the heat. But steroid use was so widespread in Major League Baseball that people forget Jeff Boomhauer hit 58 homers for the Texas Rangers back in 1998.

That man is risking his life for a 2025 Ram 1500 Tungsten.