How your email finds me this morning…

We don’t need daylight saving time. We need this.

Dwight Yoakam? The guy who played Warden Burns in Logan Lucky?

mother of god

My 60lb black cat Lois.

If Drake and Ted Cruz show up to the same sporting event does the hellmouth open up and swallow the whole stadium?

*swoon* The LORE KING just won the Georgia Florida game by taking a knee on the 1-yard line.

Just making sure.

It sounds like they dropped a mic into a tuba. Does ABC actually watch their own broadcasts?

The shoulder pat 🤣

Husbands: Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a dishwasher loader who doesn’t suck shit, huh?

We live in a tumultuous world. But I take solace in the fact that the 2010 University of Alaska Fairbanks hockey intro video remains the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen.

I convinced my 81-year-old father in-law to cut the cord and get YouTubeTV earlier this year. This is basically what he told me last night…

LSU is gonna hire Tommy Tuberville

Eccentric neighbors gave out potatoes tonight and all the kids complained to us 🤣

The Wikipedia page for The Thing is incredible

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Microsoft AI is going to start telling everyone that it’s an innovative leader with a decade of experience finding B2B solutions in an ever-evolving market.

What a people!

Florence, Oregon. November 12, 1970.

It’s so funny how we killed cable tv and replaced it with…. cable tv.

Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!

Let’s goooooooo

Saw the news that Meta stock is tanking after it disclosed yet more heavy capital investments in AI and immediately thought of this

I don’t know about y’all but I am *exhausted* from putting fentanyl and razor blades in all of that candy.

I legit thought this was a joke headline when I first saw it.

With Virginia's GOP governor planning to use state money to continue SNAP food benefits next month, I asked @ncgovernor.bsky.social and #ncga leaders if they're considering a similar approach: www.wunc.org/politics/202... #ncpol

The mashup of NFL and Taylor Swift cultural references here is incredible and everything I hoped this would be.

This is wild. 110-year-old messages in a bottle were found on an Aussie beach. The notes are fully legible with no water damage.

Hello hip hop. Welcome to rock n roll is dead discourse.

I know waaaay too much about a Senate candidate in Maine.

Geopolitics is easy

Sweet merciful lawd Freddie Freeman finally ends it in 6:39 and 18 innings

Baseball may never score again.

Is John Smoltz hallucinating or is he always this bad?

Real sicko shit

😬

Shohei Ohtani just reached base for the SEVENTH time tonight. The last person to do that in a World Series was Tungsten Arm O'Doyle in 1907.

Why do downers when you can watch extra inning postseason baseball?

A quarter of all baseball players look like cops doing woodworking projects.

This man discovered Queens of the Stone Age

2025 is the year of AI-induced psychosis and online gambling addiction.

This is what happens when you don’t include the line “Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental" in the credits.

This is the most deranged thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. And now I’m rooting for him.

the thing that sets major league pitchers apart is their ability to tell if a baseball is ripe just by smelling it