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from the antivaxxer who once came up with the concept of vaccines, presenting: the concept of memories.

From my understanding, the majority of people were voting against fascism.

The government is borrowing money just to function

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sometimes people randomly replying to each other on the internet is good. (it’s a grizzly)

Defiant jazz

Even the autopen nonsense is a projection

Exactly. Show him his post first. Put it up on a screen. Then ask him virtually any question about any word, phrase, or sentence in it.

Arch!

Listen, I’m just the messenger but … TikTok has lost most of what made it fun

playing ‘Guess Who?’ with ICE

We’re excited to partner with Harry’s on this campaign.

🚨 SOME PERSONAL NEWS🚨 We have a paid partnership with Harry’s and the first video is out today. In this episode, I get my first office job since leaving the Post.

"more like Dr. FRAUD" - the judge, I presume variety.com/2025/tv/news...

If I were an actor and a president used my likeness without permission for propaganda … I would be quite vocal!

millennials will always have late 2000s, early 2010s drunk texting without autocorrect and I think that beautiful

The House Oversight "investigation" into Biden's autopen use comes from a demonstrably biased and sloppy committee that's clearly lining things up so that Trump can prosecute his opponents. Coverage should reflect this. www.pbump.net/o/the-biden-...

"well, summer is winding down ..."

Trump has normalized the “I’m just hearing about this for the first time” so much that Republicans are no longer even criticized for apparently being uninformed about everything. If you really know nothing … that’s bad too!

The U.S. government owed nearly a trillion dollars in interest last year.

Saudi Arabia controls your Sims now.

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and they’re all cozying up to the president

had to read this headline like ten times before I understood it

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

Trump last weekend: here is AI footage of me shitting on Americans Trump this weekend: here is another tariff increase so I can shit on the economy

It’s true he kept referring to the starboard wing

J.M. Smucker Co. is suing Trader Joe’s

and just as a reminder, no matter the uniform: If they're racially profiling, kidnapping, assaulting or killing people, they're a piece of shit.

i assume Trump saw this scene from Mars Attacks and requested they make it a real room

Toyota Exec: what if it looked more like the car from Bluey?

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Paramount reallllly wants to buy Warner Bros. Discovery

June 2025: when the buyout was offered and I started preparing to leave July 2025: when I took the buyout and started making my own content mid-July August 2025: first month posting only to my channels (credit to Matt Karolian mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...)

A Missouri group is working to overturn the map that gives the state one more Republican seat in Congress. If they get enough signatures, the map cannot take effect unless Missourians approve them.

Literally New Yorkers when ICE agents roll up

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

The 2016 campaign promise that Trump was going to run the country like his businesses (bankruptcy, legally dubious construction, constant lawsuits) really came true!

I tried to explain group seven (and other news) to my co-founders at Local News International.

group 7?

This six seven joke drove millions of youths to a video about Social Security a couple months back

Here’s why the government shuts down

He's right! She could be making votes in the House that reflect the desires of her constituents and 77% of Americans, for God's sakes!!

making fun of Benny used to feel like punching down, but given his rising status amongst MAGA Republicans, I feel obligated to make fun of him as much as humanly possible

There are no bad ideas

How the White House responded to the “No Kings” rallies

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