to seriously deal with the implications of Jan 6 (and everything around it) would mean reshaping the entire way they covered politics, and they really didn't want to do that.

Hell nah

Tell me about it

White House officials demand pledge from bag boys that all groceries go in one bag and also that the bag won't be heavy.

Well, at least Hasek is still good

It’s cool to see that this was inspired by Simon Roper’s videos - definitely a fun watch if you have some free time.

Looks like Alex DeLarge’s house from A Clockwork Orange

huzzah no heart attack yet from shoveling

So the question of a, uh, certain indeterminate value...

Somehow the Gashouse Gang returned

Mamdani announces NYC schools will be back with in-person classes tomorrow. He says NYC kids "can still pelt me with snowballs when you see me."

sigh, can confirm

See which streets have been plowed near you by using @nycsanitation.bsky.social PlowNYC tool: plownyc.cityofnewyork.us/plownyc/

NANI?!

our purely arbitrary betrayal of Canada is one of the things which makes me angriest about Trump II

This applies to too many drama cycles right now.

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

my reaction to that knowledge:

Satellite image of the low pressure system at 10:30 am, it looks like a hurricane! www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/goes/sector_...

Hey, that’s not very based of him

this comparison is going to drive a subset of people insane but this site is essentially Taiwan for the centre-left/left-wing power users of Twitter

whew, that phone alert sent to all NYC residents scared the bejeezus out of me. For those who missed it (for some reason), it instructed everyone to LOG THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE. YOU'RE BEING VERY WEIRD AND ANNOYING, MYSELF INCLUDED

"Antisemitism is the socialism of fools" is an eternal truth

Isfahan is one of those places I'd absolutely love to visit, and as time goes by I lose hope that it's ever going to happen.

Class 3 Killstorm imminent

ME: It's been 4 hours and the snow's not sticking. Obviously this storm wasn't ready for the big stage in New York City. It's no Fern I can tell you that much MIKE FRANCESA: Aaron from Brooklyn thank you, next caller

The only Rothchild I feel comfortable discussing is Paul (because he did good work producing the first five Doors albums). Other than that, no bueno.

❄️ FINAL FORECAST: BLIZZARD OF 2026 ❄️ Now that the snowstorm is underway, I went into a high level of detail trying to narrow down the snow band placement and evolution. Forecast reasoning follows in the thread below:

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I am afraid “never learn a hockey player’s politics” is as ironclad a law as “never learn a baseball player’s politics”

Who's up for a haircut then

As a NYC government employee, I could get fired and charged by the city Conflict of Interest Board if I accepted anything with a value of $50 or more

I know dems are sensitive to politicize the fbi but director using position and government resources to party in Italy while parent of high profile celebrity continues to be mia seems likes a scandal

Just make sure to remember what we end up doing to these fuckers when we take back power in the near-ish future. Because Dem voters aren't interested in playing nice and reconciling with the Republican Party anymore. We're interested in salting the fucking earth.

Thanks, dickheads, for ruining the moment You sure know how to stump to the occasion

With blizzard conditions expected in NYC, Mayor Mamdani announces a travel ban in the city between 9 p.m. tonight and 9 a.m. tomorrow, shuttering all bridges and roads to non-essential traffic. He also says all public schools will be closed tomorrow for an "old school show day."

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

The call has been made! NYC Public Schools will have a full snow day tomorrow.

dawg🥹

woohoo all my teams won today

My beautiful boys. My beautiful, jammy, ridiculous boys.

womp

i am only half kidding when i say a sensible response to this, given the population being targeted and afflicted, is: this is nothing less than an attack on your very way of life and on the traditional and values you hold dear. they’re coming for you. it’s a war on you. they want you to suffer.

Every single country Trump tried to bully into a "trade deal" is now just gonna be like "yeah eat shit bud. Good luck with this in your courts" and he's gonna have next to nothing to use to hit back.

Just saw a teal CyberTruck at JFK.

New Weather Service briefing from 5am revised its 'most likely' snowfall forecast upward *again*: Now at 20" at Central Park, 23" at JFK. Tho, it looks like its been tapered back a *little* bit out on LI: now expecting 21" out at Montauk (~just~ 21 inches!). www.weather.gov/media/okx/DS...

ok I’m quite the gora still but at the very least I have learned how to properly wash rice

Old school ethnic white folks from the Boroughs are a trip sometimes, let me tell you

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