this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

We need to keep the film industry alive or else ice dancers will have nothing to skate to in 20 years. like sometimes I feel like you guys aren’t thinking long term

such diversity, these men are clearly three models of the same clone

The kids actually made animals that don't exist. The AI just put a bunch of stuff that already exists together into a polished slop blender. You can't get a better illustration of why AI can't create anything new while human creativity is bottomless.

Just in sheer cynical political calculation, rejecting a beautiful depiction of Latin culture by one of the most popular performers in the world right now is an incredible own goal.

BAD BUNNY SAID YALL KNOW I’M CANADA DOWN

The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.

How it feels to fly from South Africa to Canada. Entered the Winter Olympics by mistake.

are we ever going to talk about the number of Harvard professors who went to Epstein Island yet still have jobs like holy shit man the bar is truly in hell

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

They should invent laws that rich people have to follow.

This time is often bad and did us dirty but I’m in South Africa and just uber eat’d my sick daughter across the world snacks and meds. And I do believe those ancestors who died starving stuck in snow-covered passes despite eating even the leather off their covered wagons would find that neat

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”

Ok, I’ll bite, what’s Winter

something I've noticed about my favorite music is how good it sounds

when I want to watch pink but my bitch roommate wants to watch green

People who need to hide from the mob of the police should just buy a ticket to see Melania.

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

i don’t think they understood how big this bear they poked is gonna be

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

At the airport ...

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

Feeling so lucky to be filming this in stunning South Africa with some old — and new! — friends. Wherever you roam, you gotta find your people. They’re out there: trust. ❤️ www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYcyWSp/ sharing from TikTok because I found this to be motivating

Today’s “living in my brain rent-free” paragraph www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/b...

It would have been easy for the regime to pretend this was a terrible accident & that one ICE officer was excessive & will be disciplined — then continue their reign of misogynist, bigoted terror anyway. But they’re too revved up & thin-skinned to admit even ONE wrong. Literal toddlers. With guns.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Penguins (complimentary)

Getting sworn in on the Sweet Valley High book where Jessica goes topless to let my haters know it’s so fucking on

Happy almost New Year’s from the BA lounge in Heathrow. You did it, kids: you survived 2025. And I will be kissing its butt goodbye at midnight over African skies. ❤️

The Inequality in Hollywood is SHAMEFUL.

think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind she really did this. she's really her.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

god I'm starving, you know what I could use right now? an infant so tender and mild

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Simply Having A wonderful

Me this morning: I actually love Christmas shopping! Me this afternoon: the reindeer should die in a fire

On behalf of Short People re. Nikki Minaj: we denounce her evil, tiny works

America is crumbling while Canada is making sexy gay hockey shows. They are the superior country.

I’m tired of the bad guys suffering no consequences can we try a thing where they do and they’re ample

Newsflash: James Cameron Keeps Raising The Avabar, probably

it does not require a super genius to predict that people will start hating you if you spend a lot of time telling them that you’re coming for their jobs and careers