Samantha Morton as Circe was the acting MVP and it wasn’t close, she genuinely changes the entire film

I genuinely liked The Odyssey but whenever Charlize’s Calypso was on screen was like what’s up with your cunty little bob and where are you getting these beach fits

Girl are you a Republican Lawmaker bitching about the Canadian wildfires while neither offering aid or acknowledging the many times Canada sent help to fight your own in fact a Canadian helicopter pilot died just this week in Colorado and we have all our flags at half mast here in tribute because ew

America/Canada Go Fish: We get: explosive lettuce diarrhoea You get: concentrated wildfire smoke

Toronto today in wildfire sepia 💔

I am not a climate scientist but when I was a kid the number of times we couldn’t go outside because of Canadian wildfire smoke was zero times

No spoilers for Nolan’s The Odyssey but I was delighted by THAT needle drop (S Club 7)

Bro remembering all his past 8 lives 😸 IG: @hababamevi_ youtube.com/shorts/Hy_5w...

I knew salad was evil from the jump

I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month

Someday we’ll all just be bones live your life so nobody lines up to pee on them

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

Erling Haaland and the rest of the Norwegian men's team are paid the same as the women's team. In 2017, they took a voluntary pay cut to allow the women's pay to be increased. The move came from the players' union, not management.

Please respect the dead guy who loathed you even more than he loathed himself, which was a fuckton

I’m saddened to hear of the passing of Earth’s nemesis, Thanos. While we were often on opposing sides of humanity, for example I thought we shouldn’t arbitrarily eliminate half of the population, I respected his commitment to fitness and great taste in jewelry.

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

hot take I personally don't love diarrhea

U.S. “We demand Canada stop this alcohol boycott that isn’t working and we don’t even care”

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

TV writers were right in 2023 and are being proven more right every day — there was a stable television model that made everyone lots of money and put out good shows. Then execs with no understanding of the industry confused the production model and the distribution model, and they blew it all up.

congrats to France on finally learned to defend itself

babe you are making him sound so much gayer

Walking in on Mr. Clean pursing his lips at my kitchen sink

Not now, Fungus That Has Been Quietly Feasting on Radiation

holy hell America get the net already

I also did my 20 minutes with Mitch McConnell but had to hang up cause he wouldn’t shut up about Sincere on Love Island

Ok I figured out who needs to hear this

THE ACKROOMS

The treatment of Afghans who helped American forces during the war is one of the most disturbing, upsetting actions of either of Trump‘s terms

Stephen King defending a guy I 100% believe would try to murder his family if he had to be stuck in a hotel for the winter

if someone took me aside and said hey rax that dumb flash tattoo you got for $50 when you were 19 is actually a nazi symbol. i would be at the shop getting it covered before they got the sentence all the way out. i would blow red lights the whole way there

FIFA needs to overturn the Canada loss next

Happy Canada Day, you first, no you

Supportive.

Round of 16 first time evah (for the men). #WorldCup history for #Canada!! 🇨🇦

Forget therapy I just need this

Bobcat is short for Robertcatherine

He got mogged by a croissant

"if they're so hungry why won't these kids open their mouths...to argue with me?"

wow Messi's just like me fr fr

Honk If: you have general ennui

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

girl r u the reflecting pool algae cause you're growing on me

Ribfest is in my neighborhood this weekend. Happy Father’s Day to me, specifically

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

If the US played like Canada did today, there would be at least six movies in development tomorrow.

Canada wins 6-0 god I love Futbal

who else up tonight widowing their bay

I may only be a novelist who doesn’t get out much, but I know that if you win a war, you don’t have to pay the loser $300bn

Mariska Hargitay I hope you’re so cozy and hungover