I am I need an upstairs Advil and a downstairs Advil years old

these boys be looksmaxxing when they should be personalitymaking

Artemis II and Project Hail Mary were simultaneous, joyful, moving competency porn but also huge hits = we should do most space stuff and less war stuff

But seriously, congratulations to my people the Hungarians for kicking this corrupt C-list fascist out of power, and their truly insane face cards, walk around Budapest and be amazed, but mostly the first thing

I wanna be mad but also wanna heal Timothy Olyphant

Yeah I’m Hungary, Hungary for a goddamn change

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

Tubi this and Tubi that. How about you read a play and ask Tubi or not Tubi

(podcast) "I can't think of a single more dangerous food to have in zero gravity."

Brb, trying to find all of our chill so we can keep things totally normal when Earper-in-Chief @emandras.bsky.social comes to #DragonCon2026.

"AI is garbage, bro, it gives you wrong answers like half the time and the other half the time makes you stupid." Overheard a middle schooler chastising a fellow student for suggesting they use AI. Whole middle school herd started mocking the AI kid. ...We need to let these kids at the tech bros.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

It's hard to be someone who enjoys the world and likes being in it when our leaders...hella don't

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

Happy Easter whoever you are some bunny loves you and that bunny is me

Me pitching the New Testament: imagine being tortured and killed after you constantly brought wine. Everyone else just watches. Then they call the anniversary of it ‘Good’ Friday.

You don't really want this. So much of TV is changed and discovered in the process. No master plan survives 13 eps of production. Your actors' abilities and chemistry opens up story paths you never imagined. Other ideas sink like a lead balloon. Master plans are overrated.

Happy ten years to the woman, the cast, the job, the people, the fans, the what was possible, and the what was necessary; the adventure, and the family (same, same) that changed my life. What a privilege. What a ride. Wherever you are/whoever you are now: Keep going. Keep fighting. ❤️ #WynonnaEarp

I get bummed out regularly that kids can’t just come in from the country with a few hundred dollars and a dirtbag dream and rent the third or fourth shittiest hole of their lives and make a go of it

The show #WynonnaEarp did a lot of filming in Didsbury. #Earpers - fans of the show with a large queer/trans base - supported the town with visits and money. Didsbury officials even encouraged an official fan event. And what did Didsbury turn around and do? They said, “Fuck them.” Fuck Didsbury.

They sure didn’t mind taking marginalized money. They begged for it. #WynonnaEarp

Didsbury. Alberta, Canada. Where #WynonnaEarp was filmed. Who hosted a convention for #Earpers, a predominantly queer/lgbt+ community.

I’m looksmaxxing in the Best Buy I’m facemogging at the Geek Squad I’m pantslooking for the receipt

Some big trailers dropped today! My response: what if we, and this is huge, put some actual color back in our movies/series/lives

oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.

anyway here's Akira Kurosawa gazing lovingly at Toshiro Mifune on the set of Seven Samurai

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Normalize me being in above zero temperatures

Has he tried calling the ghostbusters

Just let the Strait rest. To my friend Hormuz: rest now brother. We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

The 3 genders

looks like they're gonna have to go electric whether they want to or not

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

international women’s day

Settling for an hour less that men always get on International Women’s Day because how much time do I need in the kitchen anyway

I hope the hour I lost last night was the one with the horrors

*on plane next to seat of elephant poop* are you gonna eat those pretzels?

Same (and same issue!) what a thrill

I chased down and tackled a thief while on ice skates. I was a) 16 and b) not on ice

I have a Portuguese ancestor who had so much sex she was thought to be a witch but there was an earthquake at the exact moment she was due to be burned so they set her free and she LOL’d off to South America like a boss, where she hopefully continued her sensual reign of terror.

i have my morning bluesky friends, and my evening bluesky friends, and then the truly degenerate friends who are both

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

blood moon clocking humanity tonight like I may be full but at least I'm not full of shit, mmm hmm

Always bad moon on the rise. When do we get rad moon on my thighs

practing a new form of mindfulness i call "fun computer" where i spend time at my desk but im not looking at things that make me sad or mad

We are on day four of their two day plan for a war that will make our kids targets for decades

For WHAT exactly?? Y’all forgot to explain that part

he's such a sociopath he already got bored with the FIFA Peace Prize and is gunning for the medal of Monster Energy Excellence in Explodings