James Garner, here in a dune buggy oh shit I hope he doesn't do something COOL AF

But if you eat an entire raccoon penis it doesn’t mean you ate six raccoon penises, no matter how much you wish you did. 🤷‍♂️

Drop something from the '80s.

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

I know, right? Whadda ya gonna do? Get rid of gerrymandering? 🤷‍♂️

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it’s actually very easy to give people earworms, or at least that’s what someBODY once told me

Did you see the 4k remastered Rothkos

At 33 points, Trump’s approval rating is official lower than his felony count.

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

If their people have so little value, why do they want to use their names so badly? 🤷‍♂️

Can anyone guess why the US banned supersonic overflights in 1973? Explain it to Dipshit Duffy over here. 👇

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this not so giant military cat timeline cleanse. #Doomscrolling

I have a car that can do it in 10 min. 🤷‍♂️

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

They gotta make back all the NFT money they lost somehow. 🤷‍♂️

Doctors Without Borders is my charity of choice, not only because they are hands-on providing help in every major (and minor) conflict and catastrophe, but also because they have a very small organisational overhead. Meaning a very large percentage of your donation goes directly to helping people.

I love it when cosplayers get their canon mixed up

Oof. Execs walking around with AI generated ideas is the kiss of death.

I doubt the writers of Star Trek gave a single salty fuck about merchandise sales.

Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures. Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors 🫢 I was gagged

This is the new normal. Markets disconnected from reality a while ago.

Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision

Seems like The Apprentice producers are producing these stunts.

I was 10 when I saw this posters outside The Biltmore theater, the grindiest of grindhouses on Yonge St in Toronto. The poster (and the entrance to the theater) scared me so badly, I still have the occasional nightmare about it four decades later. One of the greatest movie posters of all time.

Wouldn't it be cool to invest trillions of dollars into a technology that would actually make society better? Maybe we can call it “HI” — Human Intelligence. Instead of “data centers”, we could fund “schools”. Instead of *stealing* art, literature, and science, we help people *create* it. Crazy!

Do you even hear what you are saying? Madness.

Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.

Industrialized film production in LA is gone, as it has become a service sector for tech companies. - TV is down to 1/3rd. - Film is down 1/2. - Commercials are down 1/2 . - Even indie media is down nearly 1/4th ("other" on this chart) #indiefilm #filmmaking #TVProduction #mediamatters

When they said Orban, JD heard ottoman and got right to work.

@theguardian.com live blog

W/alt

An Undercover Boss reboot just got interesting.

Okay Ladies, make it rain for Dijon Doesn’t Call!

I too have written about white conservatives in southern state legislatures rushing through bullshit changes to the law just to thwart the advancement of literally one black man, but I'm a historian who writes about the Jim Crow era South and not a reporter discussing current fucking events there.

Strange that rock & roll had about the same lifespan of popularity as jazz

The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

This stuffed bag of scrotal leather can't kill knowledge. He can only delay it. Many will suffer along the way, though.

I beg y’all to Google what it’s been like for the women who came forward at the height of #MeToo www.npr.org/2024/03/19/1...

Look, there's gonna be a certain minority of people that see this miraculous achievement and think it was all fake. Most of them are plainly ignorant, some are total idiots. Please don't elect them to office.

Y’all I have just been informed that astronauts make between $104,000 and $160,000 per year. They’re at the gd moon and we’re paying them the salary of a medium okay tech guy in Seattle 😭

THE WATER AT THE TOP IS THE BEST PART OF THE MUSTARD.

Can you imagine how much she was loath to do this? She never does this. That's not her usual Slovenian-grouch face. She looks terrified. Whatever is coming must be bruuuutal.

I’m so full of fucks to give, I’m bursting with them.

Today’s movie recommendation: Seven Days in May (1964)

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

Wow. Just... wow. Doing nothing doesn't mean nothing happens, folks.

Gen X, you know that terror of annihilation we grew up with? Remember when the doomsday clock reached 4 minutes to midnight, and the anxiety was unbearable. The clock was set to 85 seconds three months ago.

OMFG Onion! Never change.