Every day I read something that makes me feel increasingly insane

Aged like milk

Mumbling one-time passcodes in my sleep

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

want to see a magic trick

I can’t wait until politics is over.

what happens when you don't run for the dem nomination

Taking it to the next level with that algae

Love this for them

Not endorsing their politics, but the 3% "Not sure" are probably a decent hang

Love this for them

Do you think his friends call him win win

Well thank god she's already pregnant or that knee pat would have knocked her up again

All these game studios keep saying don't worry, we're only using genAI to slop up *the* most creativity-demanding part of making the game. "Don't worry bro, I'm only using dogshit in the broth, just the soup stock has dogshit bro, it'll be strained out bro"

hook this to my veins

best part of having a post take off is when people start blocking you because they're sick of seeing it

me (a dumbass): how bad could it be

this administration has a knack for producing short clips that make me feel like I’m literally dying

Got as much chemistry as a couple in a Netflix show that's been on for like 5 years but which nobody but your mom and random coworker talk about.

just watched some of the full clip and i admire how jd vance manages to make winnie the pooh sound aggressive youtu.be/8uMe-Iydrkk?...

Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward

Queer Eye for the Strait of Hormuz

Squirt is now pee, and its AI-focused CEO says 'people won't even remember the squirt'

my passions are...unconventional

nah I just don't like shitty art

Just gonna say everyone should watch the latest season of the comeback

I....what?

*pronounces boner like corsair*

calling in sick on account of someone vandalized my reflecting pool

The big tent strategy is so laughably stupid once you spend more than five seconds thinking about it. It assumes every demo you appeal to is yours for life, and you can just keep adding votes by augmenting the platform. No thought as to what happens when the new message contradicts the old one!

Father's day is a scam to make us buy more dads

My Pops picked up photography about ten years ago, but the pandemic turned him into a full‑blown student of the craft. He spends many of his summer evenings capturing hummingbirds — and recently learned their wings can act like tiny prisms when the light hits just right. Magic in motion.

kill tony looks like Woody the cowboy's nepo son

i threw you a bone, please bury

I'm sorry but there's no way his name is actually Daniel HIDDEN

Giuliani's kid still looks like Chris Farley's version of him

I don't remember why Night Court had to be at night, was it because of a curse or something

I just can't figure out why these all do the same devo are we not men smile

Giuliani's kid still looks like Chris Farley's version of him

This is my all time favorite piece of short fiction and I really encourage taking the brief moment it takes to read it. It so beautifully captures time, place, and feeling

Watching Jurassic Park and within the first 20 minutes Hammond gets a worker killed and bribes the people inspecting the park to sign off on it

This looks like a poster advertising a hardcore festival. Gonna slip on my Vans, grab my board, and listen to the new Sin Approvers album

When you never apologize for a skeet

tag yourself I'm SIN APPROVERS

If you die in a Waffle House, you die in real life.