I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today

don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!! tell me about that piss!!!

Depends, but for squirters

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

Great movie, sad how hyper relevant this is today

jarvis, detach post from quotetweet

posting again apropos of absolutely nothing

scrolling fast and thought that was her full name

taking advantage of the neighborhood power outage by finally performing the Penis Ritual on the lawn without fear of ending up on someone’s doorbell cam

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

Important update: Carl Reiner appears as Alan Brady in Mad About You, which means the Dick Van Dyke Show is now part of the Mad About Youniverse

it's almost his special day

Oh no, I forgot to send out Christmas cards for the 41st year in a row

alright this feels like a design flaw

Deleting apps off my phone that used to let me sign in on the app but now send me to a browser to login. What's the point of having an app? Fuck off.

I’m not like other girls /derogatory

happy hanukkah skeeters

hey check it out: i suck at parenting

hey how's that whole America First thing going

She's a ten but she puts fuzzy reindeer antlers on her car

The Onion is within a hair's breadth of reporting real news apnews.com/video/robert...

#plug #refresh standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/1899...

This guy looks like the evil boss from Poltergeist who moved the headstones and left the haunted corpses

Copperfield frantically calling the justice dept begging them to redact this

i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)

Love that Santa has a naughty list. Lil something for the freaks

Four Tops implies the existence of Four Bottoms

I have purchased the three pound bucket of Philadelphia cream cheese from Costco AMA

my skircle is pics of various meats and cheeses

it’s 2045. the people take to the streets as Barron Trump’s grip on power begins to slip following his refusal to release the Mr. Beast files.

sir the lady asked you to stop

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Anyone else ever feel guilty about what you do, all of the time, literally everywhere, and constantly feel like you need to say sorry or ask permission?

GENIUS

No more courtesy likes. You guys really need to step it up

Marty Supreme will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY

dang bari, hard-hitting topics

and in 2026, by the grace of progesterone and redoubled efforts to eat the local grocer out of parm, i will master the “great tits” part of “having great tits and correct opinions.”

I've learned there's no point debating genAI boosters on here. They've already outsourced their thinking, they like it that way, and they don't want to go back. It's pretty much a cult, you simply won't be able to frame the perfect reply that'll deprogram them. It's a waste of time to try.

The full poem at the statue of liberty is beautiful and i wish it was referenced more often these days

I’m at the “hold my moobs when I go down the stairs” level now. Get at me

It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic

andrew tate got beat up by an amateur celebrity boxer in pink gloves, jake paul's jaw got a divorce, and say what you will about the rule of threes but

great weekend for dipshits being punched in the face

dang bari, hard-hitting topics