pro: you don't get content like this on Bluesky con: you don't get content like this on Bluesky

ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age

We should all know less about each other

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wow a hidden reply, what kind of malicious, awful reply are the devs protecting me from?? hey is there a way I can disable this crap, because it is annoying and it sucks

ICE vs sandwich guy is so funny I hate it. I cant even write a joke about it. Oh ICE agent hit by sandwich and left for bread? Dont be ridiculous this is stupid

Diarrhea can strike at any moment

This week is amazing

We should all know less about each other

Woke Americans Want Ass

I dream of a world with consequences for pundits. A hilarious failure like this should always be a career-ender. Nothing dire or violent, mind you. Just… never paid for an opinion again.

dick cheney is dead but the bush is still alive (in my pants)

We barkin at the moon or what?

i can drink a capri sun in less than 5 seconds

you've heard of Stitch n Bitch, now try: Carbs n Barbs (you eat carbs and say mean things about assholes)

Imagine dedicating your life to your country just to become the guy caught forever on video gently holding an enfeebled Donald Trump's ass as you try to guide him onto an airplane

Don't kill yourself your so sexy aha

vp at work made a 6-7 joke and the stock immediately cratered

Rudy Giuliani today

Thank you mister president for those inspiring blinks and twitches

Live view of the communist takeover of new york

mamdani bless

This plays on repeat in hell

Damn, boy. Is your name Michael? Because after sex, you always be bolton. :(

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The stink bugs that have taken over my deck, laughing at me:

If the dems won last night why do I still have to get out of bed

The NYT this morning

It’s so fun to be smug and disapproving!!! I see why people make it their whole thing!

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

God I love that the most heinous people in the country are having the worst goddamn night tonight. Eat shit you hateful losers.

New messing just dropped

oh so NOW they’re pro sanctuary states

Democracy tonight be like

So marketing it as “the democrat shutdown” didn’t work huh

Population of North plus South Dakota is 1.7 million, so Mandani should also get 4 senate seats.

(first day as a therapist): BOOORRRING

dang i kinda wish cheney were here to see this

mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it

IT’S CUOVER

Trump social media team working overtime furiously making AI diarrhea videos rn

Suck on them titties Schumer

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Can't believe the Stephen Miller endorsement didn't seal it for Cuomo

We did it for you Dick Cheney

NO NUT NOVEMBER HAS FALLEN