"Yeah but, Sleepy Joe Biden....."

I once worried if the dogs would accept a new kitten. 🤩

Wow: Trump is pardoning a convicted agent of the Chinese Communist Party

👉 I had a beautiful stroll in the neighborhood yesterday evening. 🤩 We must continue to find our peace in these chaotic times. It's the only way to stay strong (and sane).

Trump boasts: "I have a bigger heart than anybody" ❤️—while appealing a court order to feed hungry Americans and bombing fishermen in international waters. 🇺🇸💥 #HypocrisyAlert

👉 Why does MAGA label Dems "violent extremists"? 🤔 They'd lose their base if they admitted: Dems fight for the hungry, affordable healthcare, and the less fortunate. 💙

👉 MAGA SUPPORTERS "We WANT capitalism!" AMERICANS INCLUDING 99.9% OF MAGA SUPPORTERS: Living paycheck to paycheck while currently being withheld from government benefits while the rich get richer and Elon makes a Trillion, knowing DAMN WELL they will never be a 1%er.

Enemies to friends? 🤷‍♀️

By my math, every American would have to lose 360 pounds over the next year when the midterms hit. 135B ÷ 375M = 360. Do these people even verify the information they spew on a daily basis? And people support this ignorance.

Abigail Spanberger flipped Virginia from MAGA Glenn Youngkin to Blue. JD's half brother also got stomped in his Ohio election. Not only did Blue win on Tuesday, but they over performed in every race.

That's a lot of words to admit you are a boot-licker.

Centuries from now, "forty seven." 😅

Fixed it for ya!

👉 You don't know how happy it makes me to not have to view the yapping chihuahua Winsome Earle-Sears on my TV anymore after last night's defeat to Abigail. She can now jump around and yap in her own spare time behind closed doors.

👉 Waiting for Trump's post regarding how they found "tons of fraud" in last night's elections where not only Democrats won, but won by a lot. We know it's coming........

He is feeling a lot of emotions for a man the is supposed to be part of the "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd. 😭

🚨 This is BIG news if true.

🚨 Abigail Spanberger showed remarkable grace in victory, personally thanking Winsome Earle-Sears and acknowledging their many disagreements while wishing her well and affirming that she deserves respect. You’d never hear Winsome say the same if the roles were reversed.

Kitty Halo is tired of watching election returns this evening. She hung in there as long as she could. 😻 🦋💙🦋

These 2 lovely ladies who are former roommates and still great friends are the GOVERNORS OF VIRGINIA AND NEW JERSEY! Don't let their looks fool you, they are TOUGH. Celebrate good times!!!!!! 💪🦋💙🦋💪 Suck it MAGA!

🚨 Congratulations to our family friend Abigail Spanberger on defeating MAGA supporter Winsome Earle-Sears to become Virginia's first female governor! (IT'S HAPPENING!) 🦋💙🦋

Donald Trump is the VERY FIRST PRESIDENT EVER to defy court orders to starve children. Rewriting history.

🚨 The courts are fake. But only to Trump and the MAGA elites. For the rest of us they are VERY real. Including YOU 🫵 average MAGA voter.

👉 Hey MAGATs while you are standing in long lines at the food banks, it's not all bad. On the bright side, you voted for a new marble and gold bathroom and the $350M unapproved ballroom for the White House that you will never see. I mean, that's a small win right? Smh

I better not here 1 bad thing about Caleb. 🐻⬇️

Just ask Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski how her "deal" with Trump turned out when she voted for the "BBB" in exchange for key concessions for her state, including increased funding for rural hospitals, greater flexibility in the SNAP program, and the removal of a tax on renewable energy projects.

Even when Trump loses BIGLY he still declares victory—because why let facts ruin the vibe? 🤡 We’ve truly hit rock bottom when the President can’t tell his own lies from reality. Peak leadership! 🇺🇸 #DelusionalInChief

Terrific thread and thank you for the summary. ⬇️ It's really amazing how the media completely ignores this, instead reporting, "Trump makes deal with China." Trump keeps screaming "Fake News!" while shoveling his daily bullshit, and the media's too terrified to call out a single negative story.

🚨 Reminder to my fellow Virginians: DO NOT vote for this boot-licking MAGA-Maniac tomorrow unless you want your benefits to dissappear and have creepy men in fatigues violating your privacy. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

👉 Call me Ms. Plumber 💪🚰 Just swapped out a busted sink stopper after the lever broke loose. Part arrived today, so I rolled up my sleeves and DIY'd it. (1/2) Basic idea: lever up = stopper down (and vice versa). 1/2.......

Fun Fact: Mikie Sherrill and Democratic nominee Abigail Spanberger for Virginia Governor are really good friends and they were roommates while serving in Congress together.

Amazing!

You have to feel bad for Toronto. They came literally a millimeter away from winning it on that replay slide at home plate in the 9th inning. Regardless..... WHAT A SERIES!!!!!

Uh oh ⚾️🧢

In my "Popular with Friends" tab, 99 out the last 100 is relating to the World Series, and RIGHTFULLY SO! To the one that isn't, we can hear about your cat shortly after it's over. Cats have great patience!........ most of the time.

Happy Caturday 😸 to all my fellow "Fuck Trumpers!" (Kitty still working on her coordination 😁)

Lol 😅🤣

F̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ C̶l̶u̶b̶ White Club.

Vance fires back at critics accusing him of throwing his wife under the bus. Still waiting on his take: How are interfaith marriages acceptable, but interracial ones aren't? 🤔

Last night, the National Guard chased children who were out enjoying Halloween in Navy Yard. There is no valid reason for armed soldiers to terrorize children like this. End Trump’s occupation of DC. National Guard out NOW.

Virginia! Please GOTV for Abigail Spanberger! If you have not voted yet, please visit her website to get more info & be informed! DO NOT sit this out. Bring your friends & family to vote too. Vote for Abigail Spanberger for the good of VA! #ResistanceUnited #OneV1 #Pinks

Waiting for "Trump Coffee" to be released undercutting the inflated prices of our favorite coffee. I would still pay the inflated price before ever touching anything that benefits that corrupt pedophile.

🚨 Unbelievable! Rep. Clay Higgins says if your pantry isn't stocked by receiving $4200/yr in SNAP benefits to "Stop smoking Crack." What a Fn POS! 💩 $4200/yr ends up being around $80/week. Imagine trying to feed a family of 4 on $80/week? Republicans have truly reached an all-time low.

🚨 A picture is worth 1000 words. MAGA Republican Winsome Earle-Sears' bus today. The VA gubernatorial election is this Tuesday. You can't make this stuff up... #VoteSpanberger 💙🦋💙

It may seem trivial, but of all the things Trump says that infuriate me, one that pisses me off the most is when he calls someone "a low IQ person," as if he thinks his rambling rhetoric sounds smart. Trump believes he's by far the smartest person in the room—which, in itself, is profoundly dumb.

Kristi Gnome: "Don't believe your very own eyes and ears, folks."

For most of my life, China was America’s clear #2—no debate. Since Trump’s first term, China hasn’t just risen; it’s likely surpassed us, despite all of Trump's “deals.” 🇨🇳 > 🇺🇸 Trump is destroying America while at the same time claiming to be the greatest POTUS ever.

Mike Johnson is torching his last scraps of credibility 🔥 "Immoral trash Speaker" is already permanent—now he's pouring the gas & lighting it on fire himself. Trump must be dangling some nuclear-grade dirt over his head—bad enough that he'd rather self-immolate his reputation than let it drop.