AAAH

Gnight, Sky Crush.

I'm getting really into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches again. So much so that I am inside of one right now.

ever been so high you forgot cats can purr and were worried they might have asthma

The river fixed me.

Camping coffee

I like knowing stuff that you don’t know I know. I know stuff that you don’t know I know and I like that. You know?

me: but why? Monday: because I fucking said so.

Peekaboo.

Hello there all you beautiful people in my phone. Have a great June. Let's hope it brings good news in whatever form we all need it. Rabbit Rabbit! Sláinte!

Not to brag but I look my best in really blurry pictures.

All the nothing you’ll ever need.

Yelling “CHAKA KAHN” at random things, inanimate objects and the like. It passes the time.

choking on my own spit mid sentence is how i flirt

Think I was supposed to be a black cat and not a stupid human

rummaging around the fridge and pantry for food that’s about to go bad and eating it

Hey, @jimstewart.bsky.social. I hope all is well with you. Miss seeing you around, my friend. 💗🖤

the path to be taken that keeps me sane is found upon the middle way in a perfect balance that keeps at bay all things that i don't wish to stay

If I find out that I'm really an extraterrestrial on some kind of Total Recall vacation I'm going to be pissed.

don’t forget to water your garden

the vet called it a primordial pouch, so yeah, my cat is officially punk af too

jimmypop, we miss you and hope n stuff @jimstewart.bsky.social

feels like survival of the fishest on bsky

i ain’t got time for the pain *waves at reality*

me after getting blocked by someone named the evil betty despite zero interactions:

i remember when i lost my mind

i eat nerds for breakfast

can’t rn, rationalizing irrational thoughts

if you pour sugar on me, then you have to lick it all off, those are the rules

if you say goo goo g’joob three times in a row, then a walrus will appear

on bsky, the feeling is mootual

can’t rn, aging gracefully in the arms of a recliner under the cat

my mood in 7 seconds:

just lettin it all hang out bc brick house

can’t rn, becoming ungovernable

i’m not a mom, but i do have a dog and a cat who treat me like one

i write the skeets that make the whole world cringe

i love bsky bc i can delete my thoughts