FauxNewdAlt
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*ALT TEXTS* pfp: black/white cat face bp: black/brown/white dog face ~reskeets & deskeets~
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Endless Screaming
about 9 hours ago
AAAH
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Uffdafuckingda
about 9 hours ago
Gnight, Sky Crush.
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BlobStar
about 18 hours ago
I'm getting really into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches again. So much so that I am inside of one right now.
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Betsy Wetsy
about 10 hours ago
ever been so high you forgot cats can purr and were worried they might have asthma
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Queen Beast
about 9 hours ago
The river fixed me.
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mindi
about 15 hours ago
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Mind Goblin
about 21 hours ago
Camping coffee
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Jenn š©·
about 20 hours ago
I like knowing stuff that you donāt know I know. I know stuff that you donāt know I know and I like that. You know?
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Kat Alderson š¤
about 21 hours ago
me: but why? Monday: because I fucking said so.
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Bean N. Curling
about 21 hours ago
Peekaboo.
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Coach & The Crew
1 day ago
Hello there all you beautiful people in my phone. Have a great June. Let's hope it brings good news in whatever form we all need it. Rabbit Rabbit! SlƔinte!
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Marc
about 22 hours ago
Not to brag but I look my best in really blurry pictures.
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Gumby Screens
about 24 hours ago
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crumbum
1 day ago
All the nothing youāll ever need.
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Idle
1 day ago
Yelling āCHAKA KAHNā at random things, inanimate objects and the like. It passes the time.
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choking on my own spit mid sentence is how i flirt
1 day ago
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Daisy
2 days ago
Think I was supposed to be a black cat and not a stupid human
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TwoSense
3 days ago
rummaging around the fridge and pantry for food thatās about to go bad and eating it
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strange ranger
2 days ago
Hey,
@jimstewart.bsky.social
. I hope all is well with you. Miss seeing you around, my friend. šš¤
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Cosmic Clau
2 days ago
the path to be taken that keeps me sane is found upon the middle way in a perfect balance that keeps at bay all things that i don't wish to stay
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Struggalo
2 days ago
If I find out that I'm really an extraterrestrial on some kind of Total Recall vacation I'm going to be pissed.
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Lizzlepants š
2 days ago
donāt forget to water your garden
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the vet called it a primordial pouch, so yeah, my cat is officially punk af too
2 days ago
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jimmypop, we miss you and hope n stuff
@jimstewart.bsky.social
4 days ago
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feels like survival of the fishest on bsky
6 days ago
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i aināt got time for the pain *waves at reality*
6 days ago
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me after getting blocked by someone named the evil betty despite zero interactions:
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Betty Boop Lights Jack-o'-Lanterns for Halloween
Alt: Betty Boop Lights Jack-o'-Lanterns for Halloween 5 months early.
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6 days ago
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i remember when i lost my mind
8 days ago
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i eat nerds for breakfast
9 days ago
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canāt rn, rationalizing irrational thoughts
9 days ago
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if you pour sugar on me, then you have to lick it all off, those are the rules
12 days ago
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if you say goo goo gājoob three times in a row, then a walrus will appear
16 days ago
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on bsky, the feeling is mootual
16 days ago
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canāt rn, aging gracefully in the arms of a recliner under the cat
17 days ago
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my mood in 7 seconds:
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Crocodile Swimming in Aquarium
Alt: A crocodile half asleep just floating by in the water with all four limbs stretched out in the standing prone position and eyes skimming the surface.
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19 days ago
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just lettin it all hang out bc brick house
20 days ago
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canāt rn, becoming ungovernable
22 days ago
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iām not a mom, but i do have a dog and a cat who treat me like one
23 days ago
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i write the skeets that make the whole world cringe
23 days ago
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i love bsky bc i can delete my thoughts
23 days ago
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