this is huge. china wants to restrict access to their widely used open source ai models and 'develop their own mythos' like we're in a race with them for the atom bomb or something.

hey chat, slop is good, yea? we like slop, right? i'm just trying to remember our stance on it (i forgot).

i'm getting word from headquarters that we're all supposed to stop, drop & get funky with it? does that sound right? we're meant to be popping and locking, fresh, fast and free?

if the earth is flat then how are my balls round? checkmate, atheists

Did you guys manage to salvage your bonks yet? Or is ksmog still flipping a gronk?

Why is it spelled Chloe and not Clowey

Not watching the Calgary Stampede. Team livestock.

The situation looked under control. Until it wasn't.

So did Trump overturn that loss or has he already lost interest in the World Cup?

Prince Harry, Elton John and o... www.cbc.ca/news/world/p...

high af at 3am remembering that I used to say "ciao" instead of goodbye and that's prob why I got bullied in high school

“just do it" ok bro but fyi I am always looking for an easier way

should have called it the no-bell prize when pavlov won

I am now 22 does it get better or what

that first date feeling when u lock eyes with him, your pulse quickens, and u feel in the deepest depths of your soul that this is gonna be a complete waste of time

I don't see race, I don't care about nascar

By the time this World Cup ends I’ll be ready for a 4-year soccer break.

There’s more flopping in this soccer game than someone who just got tased.

Today’s band name: Airport Empanadas

The Fat Lady is warming up her vocal cords #USA ⚽️

Belgium’s coach benched 3 of their best players to have a more physical squad. All strikers. This game could have been a lot worse.

Every summer I become the kind of person who screams “IT’S SO BIG!”over a zucchini.

I just detected one of those fake phishing emails. You know, some people casually toss around the term “hero” but…

Let’s light the moon on fire.

Dick Cavett? Still alive.

Chad: (kissing up because he's been a total jerk face) Hey, let me know if you need anything for your trip and I'll pick it up tonight. Me: (diabolical smile) Cool. I'm out of sunscreen, here's the stuff (sends photo of $50 sunscreen)

Tonight on the Johnny Carson channel Tennis Player Roscoe Tanner looks like Will Farrell's younger brother

Oh good. It's today already.

It isn’t a shit show, it’s a freaking shit circus with a freaking shit parade.

I never post political ads, but this Walmart commercial parody is one of the funniest and most effective I’ve ever seen. youtube.com/watch?v=KPln...

I need someone to come over to my place, get on their knees, and scrub my kitchen floor.

So is this the stage of the World Cup where fans from around the world start killing each other?

in space no one can hear you slurp

if that makes sense to you then you have the mental capacity of a 3 year old

when did people stop removing their heads from their asses when going out in public

um... defense?

kinda crazy question at this point but judging the americans performance to this point, have these dudes ever played soccer before

at this point, the jury is still out

he destroys anything he involves himself in. not saying the us were gonna win but we looked like shit today and it's not a coincidence

Why yes, I do indeed dance with myself.

Excuse me, I heard you too clearly...can you please mumble it unintelligibly?

Exfoliated Buttholes is the name of my new band...

At my funeral I want a party and piñatas so people will be happy but I want them filled with bees so they aren’t too happy

Prime dropped the ball by not calling the Legally Blonde prequel "What the Elle".

I've never even walked a mile in my own shoes you peasant.

I confess! It was me who robbed the clown of his shoes

I confess! It was me who robbed the cops of their doughnuts

I confess! It was me who broke into the store for all the peanut butter & cheese

*shouting out the window of my mozzarella cheese stick log cabin* I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’ve not heard anything about a robbery down at the cheese stick factory.

I love cleaning cause I find all my weed pens I lost. It’s like God sayin good girl have a hit, or 8