A neighbor asked me if I was a Southern Baptist. I told him that I was a non-practicing Catholic. He then said, “Like the Mexicans? Hell, they don’t even speak our language.” Long story short, I had to break it to this 60-something racist redneck theologian that “Sir, Jesus did not speak English.”

First dinner of 2026.

My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.

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This is puckering butthole cringey Jesus my eyes These people are just idiots P

Alabama had 717 murders in 2023, with a population around 3.5 million less than NYC.

Seen this pic. If you’ve not had a dill pickle in your Coke, you’re missing out.

*wakes up* *sees it's a new year* *goes back to bed*

11% of Americans think Trump is honest and trustworthy. 14% of Americans believe in Bigfoot. 🥴

America's gun psychopathy continues: *1* mass shooting so far in 2026. 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The latest, with 5 people wounded, in Houston, Texas: www.khou.com/article/news...

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Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: 🇦🇺 0 🇨🇦 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇫🇷 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇸 0 🇮🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇯🇵 0 🇳🇱 0 🇳🇴 0 🇵🇹 0 🇪🇸 0 🇸🇪 0 🇬🇧 0 🇺🇸 530,000 There’s a lesson there.

This is important www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/o...

Continue to stand up for your mothers, sisters, aunts, cousins, neighbors, friends. Women’s rights are ALL of our responsibility & the fight is far from over! #protectourwowen #pinks

Jack Smith explains proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the 2020 election.

Time has run out for lawmakers to extend the enhanced Obamacare subsidies before they expire at year’s end, putting Republicans on the hot seat with health care policy as they gear up for the midterms. Due to the lack of action, 22 million Americans are expected to face out-of-pocket increases.

1/ WSJ reports that Trump is always dozing off, struggles to hear, refuses to wear compression socks, get adequate sleep, or follow medical advice, relying intead on his “good genetics” to keep him alive. www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...

Here’s to 12 fresh months of learning absolutely nothing the easy way. 🥂

Sometimes people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt . . . Sometimes people deserve a slap upside the head.

I’m trying to think what would have happened if, during the Mississippi welfare fraud scandal between 2020 and 2023, the Biden administration had halted *all* federal welfare funding to Mississippi. The right would have lost it; Fox & GOP would have called for an armed revolt.

25 worst things Trump did in 2025

Smith: I can tell you that some of the co-conspirators met with us in proffers and did interviews with us. Giuliani sat for a proffer with us—he was available as a witness, and we would have welcomed President Trump calling him as a witness.

Literally this year the MN Speaker was murdered at her home when a white male MAGA chud dressed up as a fake cop & killed her Now mere months later, MAGAs are shocked that daycare operators in MN wouldn't open doors for white male MAGA chuds dressed up as fake journalists, demanding access to kids😐

New Year. Oldest me.

You know what’s crazier than the fraud in Minnesota? Tom Homan was caught taking a cash bribe and Trump still named him to his cabinet and made that all go away. Criminals are running the US government.

the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex

We’ll get em next year

What the KENNEDY Center used to be… Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.

POV: this energy for the New Year 🔥

Just finished reading the Jack Smith transcript. I've highlighted what I consider to be stand-out moments, and our team at MSW Media will be cutting together a highlight reel for you. Stay tuned!

I hope the new year sends me straight into oblivion.

CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.” SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.” CNN: “No, every day care is locked.” SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔 He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.

Happy New Year. May everything fall into place for you in 2026.

Guy Lombardo's band introduced more than 300 songs & sold more than 250 million recordings. His New Year’s Eve radio & television broadcasts with his Royal Canadians became an American tradition for 48 years. He said he conducted “the sweetest music this side of heaven.”

You know what they apparently did not have in the 80s? A sense of fucking urgency. All that jazzercize and cocaine and nobody could walk faster than a snails pace.

ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media. The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland. (Published November)

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Every Republican or supporter should be angered because of the bipartisan agreement to protect the Miccosukee Tribal communities was passed only for that son of a b*tch to vetoed the bill! I REALLY REALLY HATE TRUMP!!!

Watching 200 Cigarettes Happy New Year, friends! 🥂

Went out earlier. Wasn't awful.

Just saw a TikTok of my strange addiction where this lady spent half a millions dollars on outfits for her pet squirrel and I’ve been dying laughing ever since (I am very high)

heading into '26 like

BREAKING: Israel has banned Doctors Without Borders from entering Gaza because healing injured Palestinians is terrorism now x

“Did you believe you had sufficient evidence to obtain and sustain a conviction against Donald Trump for interference with the lawful transfer of power?” JACK SMITH: “Yes.”

• He turned the White House into a Tesla dealership. No consequences • He sent masked, unidentified ICE agents to terrorize communities based on the color of their skin. No consequences • He opened an internment camp in Florida. No consequences