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Would watch the HECK out of this show, pls greenlight this now

Big Balls says that the Trump Administration is now primarily using AI to vibe code their websites. What could possibly go wrong?

Elon Musk is now worth over $800 billion. Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025. Meanwhile, millions of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck and household debt has risen to a record high. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

BREAKING: Easter has been cancelled after the Easter Bunny is killed in an apparent US Drone Strike near the St Joseph's Cathedral in Tehran. #Iran #EasterSunday

BREAKING: Pepsi pulls funding for Wireless Festival because they recruited Nazi Kanye West.

So, Trump is now Muslim? We don't want him!

Honestly sick picture of Shaq’s kid in the college basketball dunk contest.

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Sometimes a cat looks like a planet.

so, someone posting in Donny's name commands Iran to "open the fuckin’ Strait," and the press just stands around scratching their collective ass. I attempt to make sense out of this batshittery in today's extremely angry post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4m9khBU

Heads up Louisiana voters

The four things about Trump threatening to bomb bridges and power plants in Iran: 1. Those are war crimes. 2. Those are impeachable offenses. 3. Republicans are pretending it’s normal. 4. He’ll probably TACO. Again.

It cannot be ruled out that this is a threat to use a nuclear weapon against Iran

Happy Easter! #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt

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White Christian Nationalist misogynist’s in a meme #HappyEaster

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

On Easter a rabbit lays eggs because fuck science.

"Our rights as citizens are not granted by the government but by God" This is what Christian Nationalism looks like.

Pssst

Ok, that's pretty funny...😅🤣😂

youtu.be/6jjN4oV8iSs?... We just knew this would happen. 😂🤣

If you could gather up all the scapegoated black sheep misfits who have recovered from their trauma and found new families, you’d have a government who would operate in cooperation, resilience, compassion, and know how to handle dictators.

ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝔼𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕂𝕚𝕕𝕤! 🐇💗

TAX THE F'ING CHURCHES

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If I were in Trump's Cabinet, I would spend Easter calling constitutional lawyers about the 25th Amendment. This is completely, utterly unhinged. He's already killed thousands. He's going to kill thousands more.

Happy Easter! 🐣 ✝️🙏

Jake Tapper doing the bare minimum in reading out Donald Trump’s unglued Easter post on air deserves precisely zero praise. Bro wrote a book on Biden and won’t say anything about Donald Trump losing alllll his marbles. Tapper can get bent.

Trump to Fox News: "If they don't make a deal and fast, I'm considering blowing everything up and taking over the oil.”

What an embarrassment this man is.

Not to brag, but I just made water into coffee

Name a song with the word "Again" in the title or lyrics...🎶

Well, our hopes and dreams have been crushed yet again. Damn you Reaper! Do your Fuckin' job

MAGA Muslims was not on anyone’s bingo card. 😭☠️😭

The Tang Messiah has risen as Muslim speaking Infrastructure Week gutter talk. 😭☠️😭

WELKER: You've voted yes on some of Trump's nominees. Are you open to voting yes on his next AG pick? KAINE: I never start off as an automatic no. If you're elected POTUS, that carries a mandate to put in an executive team. If somebody's not qualified or has lack of character, I'll vote no, but...

textbook sanewashing

No church for Donald on Easter. Some “Christian.”

"Dial back the rhetoric"? Punk ass shit like this is worthless, Democrats. You should be calling for Trump's removal from office for being fucking insane and never let up saying that.

What's one of your favorite Nirvana songs or albums? 🎶 Remembering Kurt Cobain, born on February 20, 1967, in Aberdeen, WA. Cobain started playing piano around age 4, formed Fecal Matter in 1985 and went on to form Nirvana in 1987. Nirvana is credited for helping to popularize the alternative rock 👇

Nothing says “conservative values” than POTUS saying “open the fuckin strait”! If I wanted to be this embarrassed I would have let my father take me to prom 🤦🏻‍♀️

"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell" -- Jake Tapper reads Trump's Truth Social post on air

I hope Trump is incarcerated for life in 2029 and lives to be 105

We are losing the shitposting war to the resident on Easter Sunday. At no point do we ever know what slurred insanity will come from him next.

COULD DONALD TRUMP PLEASE NOT BLOW UP THE WORLD WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Kaine: "I hope the White House -- I doubt the president will -- but please dial back the rhetoric ... it's juvenile"

It's been 75 minutes since Trump's unhinged post mocking Islam and saying "Open the Fuckin' Strait," and there's still nothing about it on the New York Times website. They're waking up their Euphemism Desk, I suspect.

This is real. This is what we did to the world. This is what Republicans in Congress and millions of Americans support. We need to be stopped.