He-ah really likes dee sauce ;) #DonaldTrump #BillClinton

You're gonna need a bigger barf bag. #DonaldTrump #BillClinton

Found the receipt! #DonaldTrump #DonicaBlewinski

Donald Trump kissed Erika Kirk just like he kissed his daughter. So you know what that means: They F'n! #DonaldTrump #ErikaTrump

Now, THIS looks really really scary! #DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

This looks like it could be the feel-good movie of the upcoming Holiday season. #DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

There's nothing like the sheer beauty of a perfect fall day to really lift your spirits in these trying times. #ICE

This is the perfect stocking stuffer for the upcoming Holiday season, because it's the grift that keeps on GRIFTING ;) #ErikaKirk

The difference between what Trump voters see, and what the world sees - can fill the ENTIRE universe. #DonaldTrump

And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in a Fictitious Short Story goes to... #ErikaKirk

Wellp, if it walks like a man and talks like a man... #NancyMace

Donald Trump doing his Charlie Kirk impression...

Donald Trump is all 7 Dwarfs in 1 man: he's Happy when meeting 13 year-old girls & Grumpy when they reject him. He's Bashful meeting with Putin & Dopey when signing treaties with him. He's Doc when treating COVID (Ivermectin) & Sneezy when sniffing too much Adderall. And he's Sleepy ALL the time!

BREAKING: After the Trump administration pressured the NFL's Washington D.C. based franchise to name their stadium after the US President - the Commanders introduced the new name of their stadium today during the game - while Donald Trump was in attendance. DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

"I alone can fix it." - Donald Trump #DonaldTrump

Kristi Noem ordered ICE to purchase ten Spirit Airlines jets for deportations. Two problems: Spirit doesn’t own the planes, and they don’t have engines. Has there ever been a more incompetent administration? www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

I spit on my phone reading it. 😂

Exclusive photo of the Great Shatsby making an appearance at his lavish Halloween themed party at Mar-a-Lago. #DonaldTrump

They're like fake-crying bookends. #ErikaKirk #TammyFayeFaker

BREAKING: Erika Kirk lands first major endorsement deal. #ErikaKirk

After attending the lavish "Great Gatsby" party at Mar-a-Lago - as millions of Americans suffer during the government shut down - Congresswoman Lauren Boebert took a morning stroll on the beach and found what appears to be a very unusual looking jellyfish. #Bobo #ShutDown

A look back at traditional mourning widow attire through the ages. #ErikaKirk

I bet his colostomy bag smells just like Nancy Mace's breath.

Great, now his penis is paralyzed too.

So now all you libtards can get off Erika Kirk's back! #ErikaKirk

Ladies and gentlemen, the future of the Republican party. #JDVance #ErikaKirk

Fixed it. #JDVance #Halloween

Happy Halloween everybody! #Halloween

"What files?" - POTUS (Pedo Of The United States) #DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

"Erika, will you and this very sophisticated black leather couch, upholstered in genuine top-grain leather with a rich black hue and supple texture, enduring elegance and a luxurious feel - marry me and make me the happiest man on earth?" #ErikaKirk #JDVance

;) #ErikaKirk #JDVance

Fixed it. #ErikaKirk #JDVance

If young Trump could speak to OLD Trump... #DonaldTrump #SouthCarerdddd

This really is the perfect Halloween costume. #DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

BREAKING: President Trump announces that the East Wing renovation to the White House is complete and said that he is very pleased with it and added "It has everything I've ever wanted." #DonaldTrump #Ballroom

"Do you like our new American dog? We just bought it!" - Qatar Emir Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al-Thani #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: President Trump converts the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier into a Skateboard Park for Barron and his friends to use during the upcoming holiday break. #DonaldTrump #Ballroom

BREAKING: Heinz Field grounds crew works feverishly to remove paint from the field, ahead of tonight's Sunday Night Football telecast of the Pittsburgh Steelers vs Green Bay Packers game - after Antifa thugs had broken into the stadium overnight and vandalized the playing field. #DonaldTrump

Classified photographs have been leaked showing the progress of Donald Trump's $300M "Ballroom" construction. #DonaldTrump #Ballroom

BREAKING: surveillance video has been released showing President Trump secretly meeting with Army Corps of Engineers and planning out even more extensive renovations of the White House. If you'd like to make AI videos like this, click the link in my bio. #yapper

BREAKING: a reporter with a telephoto lens took a photograph of what appears to be secret late-night renovations of the Lincoln Memorial going on right now - with no one being allowed within 500 feet of the statue, by armed guards stationed at all entrances. #DonaldTrump #Demolition

BREAKING: President Trump begins renovation on the Washington Monument, and changing its name to the "Trump Monument". #Demolition #Ballroom

BREAKING: there was an incident involving President Trump and an undocumented immigrant worker, who was discovered working on the White House east wing demolition spraying down the site for dust control. No injuries were reported. #Ballroom #Demolition

BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion. #Demolition #Ballroom

OK, nooooooooow I get why he's paying $250M for a new ballroom. #Demolition #EpsteinFiles

Great Moments in Skateboarder History, October 21st, 2025: As a boomer was spewing bigoted slurs at a crowd of "No Kings" Protestor, a skateboarder snuck up, grabbed his glasses and dashed away, prompting the crazed boomer to self face-plant twice - to the delight of millions.

Found 'em! #Demolition #EpsteinFiles

BREAKING: after Florida Governor Ron DeSantis ordered the destruction of the Pride Rainbow crosswalk, painted in front of the Pulse nightclub in memory of the 39 people killed there - ANTIFA thugs painted disparaging anti-Trump graffiti in its place. #Pride