Will there be orange smoke coming out of the WH chimney when he’s dead?

Happy Easter.

“Trust a Republican? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.” -Steve Merrick, sorta

Lmao. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫. “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜.”

“Remember when I gave Iran 10 days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP. Because I hear this is a major theme right here, but Two Corinthians, right?” -But 2 Corinthians: 1:6

Look who’s winning the meme war.

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Updated a meme.

“The easiest way to establish a dictatorship is to claim you are God's representative on earth.” -Chris Hitchens

Greg Kelly, former Marine fighter pilot & staunch maga loyalist/conspiracy theorist, thinks Hegseth’s lack of integrity, brains, decency & drunk frat boi personality are a bit over the top. Too bad Greg previously overlooked that Hegseth’s a rapist, domestic abuser, misogynist & braggart punk.

Vought/Heritage are causing turmoil & pain for theonomy. ’𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦...𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘈 𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘴…𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯… 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘈 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘜𝘚 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦…𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴， 𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘰𝘳 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦s, & 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯.’

I wonder what kind of tattoos he’s hiding under the shirt under his shirt 🤔

𝗜𝗤𝟰𝟳: 𝖥𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗑 𝖿𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽, & 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗉𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌, >𝟦𝖪 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗌. 𝖲𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗌 ＄𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲: 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾’𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖠𝗉𝗉𝖺𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖻𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖪𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖥𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽 & 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖵𝖯 𝗈𝖿 𝖥𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 “𝖡𝗅𝗎𝖾 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗍𝖾“ 𝖿𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽 (((༼•̫͡•༽)))

Poor thing. 🎻

It took > $288M of Musk’s money to get IQ47 installed. Why does IQ47 wants $1.5T for the military? He says it’s to build a "dream military" necessary for natl security during "troubled & dangerous times”— which translates to: I want money for my own army so I can stay in office like KJU & Putin.

Ernst also said she was a survivor of sexual assault. But she still voted to confirm Hegseth, who has a history of sexually assaulting women, including one report filed with police.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hey Pam, While you’re heading out to the “private sector” job market, good luck with the FL bar ethics complaint that’ll follow you for life.

He replayed his greatest hits with frightening incoherence in his usual lazy 3rd grade conduplicatio language: “…the hottest country anywhere in the world by far." “Their loved ones said ‘please sir, please, finish the job’, every one of them." “…victories like few people have ever seen before."

“And one source told CNN that despite Trump’s reference to the private sector, Bondi does not have another job lined up.” Tots & Pears.

Tulsi’s next.

She can always take the place of former drunk Fox News host, Drudge Jeanine. Or Hegseth. With Fox, any drunk will do.

Todd Blanche. Ugh.

Will the Nosferatu Nazi be next? Hmm…doubt it. Miller has the same hatred for PoC that IQ47 has.

Eric said he poured his heart & soul into this. We can tell, Eric, because the American flag has 56 stars on it. Dumbo Gumbo. It’s not a library. It’s a grifting hotel that’ll rack up health & building code violations, like all your properties do —you’ll stiff the contractors building it too.

Hard to choose one from these three:

Ok, gramps. There are 56 stars on that flag. And your “library” will be a in seedy Floridian hotel filled with porn magazines and comic books.

“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” ― Robert Heinlein

The economy is so hot, Kristi Noem’s husband wants to fuck it. And after he’s through with it, Corey will take over.

This’s despicable. Someone needs to stop him because he’s going to get more ppl hurt/killed. No one in the audience shud be laughing/clapping at his remarks. If they are, they’re as despicable as he is. It’s supposed to be a Holy month & for him to say the same racist lies over & over’s pathetic.

Resurrecting (haha) this:

Haha.

Yes. You’re missing:“Have you seen my ballroom?” “SCOTUS is turning out to be activist judges” “Nobody knows more about nuclear than I do”

꧁ᑭᙓSᗩᙅᕼ Sᗩᙏᙓᗩᙅᕼ꧂

Omg😂😂😂

Pew Research: Nearly 6 in 10 adults (58%) are not too or not at all confident that IQ47 can make good decisions about US trade policy. 63% express little or no confidence in his handling of tariff policy. Not much confidence in his schmartz, eh? But still too many who think he’s playing 5D chess.😂

The Los Angeles real estate firm owned by Miller’s parents got a $1M PPP loan. They got a 2nd loan for $350k. According to PPP rules- you can only get 1 loan. But Nazi Nosferatu’s worried about illegals stealing 💵 from your kids. BTW- His parents bought his condo in DC & had him on their📱 plan.

Besides the picture* being a testament to how little they actually care abt religion & care more about selling 📖s, how could it be a #1 best seller if it isn’t out yet? Bezos pushes bullshit like this. *the church on his book cover isn’t Catholic. It’s a pic of Mount Zion Methodist Church in VA.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒.

IMO—Shorter SCOTUS: It should be about domicile, and not about allegiance & loyalty to some corpulent demented old white pos.

Biggest April Fool’s joke: Sam Alito, the guy who supports a woman’s right to fly an insurrectionist flag, was born on April 1st.

It’s fitting that he's the head of FEMA because he’s a total disaster himself.

Cadet Bone Spurs wants ICE stationed outside grad events for Marines so agents can harass/arrest new military grads family members— maybe throw tear gas, pepper spray, drag them around in zip ties. Because that’s how you treat members of the military & their families when you’re a lardass pos.

😂😂😂

Yup. Just like Mexico paid for the wall.

Hey babe, wake up. You gotta taste this chocolate.

Dear Parakeet Dhillon, The Supreme Court of the United States literally doesn’t have a designated chair for a United States president to sit in during court proceedings, you stupid lying pissflap. The courtroom is for justices, attorneys, and other participants in legal cases. Go fish.