Curiouser & curiouser? Nah. Corrompuser & corrompuser…… excuse my French. New records raise ethical questions about Walters-era spending, gifts and ties to group he now works for.

Looking at @variety.com like…

Rock Center tree is going up!

In July, Cranky Spanky said he’d block the construction of the stadium if Josh Harris didn’t change the team name from 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 back to its old name the 𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘴, which’s offensive to Native Americans. Now, Cranky Spanky’s demanding they name the stadium after 𝗵𝗶𝗺. BTW-the stadium opens in 2030

Maybe @jaketapper.bsky.social can write a book on his inability to stay awake and his stroke face?

Magaplasty.

“While Trump has said he has a ‘very aggressive policy on immigration,’ the winery applied to hire 31 short-term, temporary foreign workers in 2025, according to records with the Dept. of Labor.” He always hires cheaper laborers for his own profit. Sometimes he stiffs them. He’s notorious for it.

🎶 First buffalo gal go around the outisde, round the outside, round the outside 🎶

Not exactly, Elon. In the video she says, “I will always luff you.” So, she’s an immigrant, amirite?

Dementia is associated with obesity, you say?

His new health plan:

This is like the eugenic sterilizations in Mississippi, aka “Mississippi appendectomy,” but widespread and with no scalpel.

“…Trump remains in excellent health, exhibiting robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, & general physical function…exhibits excellent cognitive & physical health & is fully fit to execute the duties of Commander-in-Chief & Head of State.” -Dr. Barbella How much does he pay this doctor to lie?

Stefanik giving up her congressional seat to run for NY Governor will be epic. We will finally be rid of her. She can join her buddy, George of Many Names Santos, in Florida.

How about we reduce private jet flights and see how fast they open up the government….

Fat Hitler has just pardoned former TN House Speaker Glen Casada & his former chief of staff, Cade Cothren. Both are Republicans convicted on federal corruption charges. He’s freeing the criminals and locking up the innocents.

JFC. The corruption never ceases.

I’m in..the whole shebang. #KillBill4

This is the second time someone has fainted in the Oval Office with him present. I’m beginning to think something must smell awfully bad. And now I’m thinking about all of the times Melania smiled at him, then abruptly turned away & grimaced.

JD Vance, on the judge's ruling that admin must fully fund SNAP: “𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍 & 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍， 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝘄𝗲’𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗳𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲. 𝗪𝗲’𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘄𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘄.'"

He’s using the Trump coronavirus equation: “If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any”

Side view of his levitating landing strip hair. And Nutlick in the back of him seems to have the same lack of energy.

But there’s more!

Oh FFS.

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝘑𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘕𝘈𝘗 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘕𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳． 𝗚𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘕𝘈𝘗 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘕𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳. “𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.” -Seneca

Agree. Now, compare his right hand to his left hand. What do you see?

Jury acquits 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘨𝘶𝘺, Sean Dunn, who was charged w/ tossing a sub sandwhich at a federal agent. Dunn faced a misdemeanor charge after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on a bologna charge by prosecutors. I’d like to say 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱, but it was a salami sub w/onions & mustard.

🧵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵. 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘣/𝘤 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 (𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵).

He has no empathy and is as clueless as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles.

Oz talking fast trying to sell how people can breathe again because they’re going to tackle diabetes, obesity, & dementia while IQ47 is slumped over looking like he’s been embalmed.

To me the big 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 is that RFK Jr. hauled his ass out of there faster than you can say “brain worm”.

The person who passed out while Oz was speaking has been preliminarily identified as Novo Nordisk executive Gordon Findlay.

Watch as RFK Jr. leaves.

That chyron tho:

NEWSON’S NAME WASN’T ON THE BALLOT AND PROP 50 PASSED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

If you think this sounds rapey, that’s because it is.

🧵 Judge Ellis calls Bovino a liar.

Judge Reed O'Connor, who dismissed the case, is a Republican appointed by G.W Bush.

If Subway doesn’t come out with a Ｆｏｏｔｌｏｎｇ Ｆｅｌｏｎｙsandwich, it’d be one of the biggest missed opportunities of a lifetime.

Fox News is a terrorist organization. Watters made single women a target. And I always think of Margaret Atwood’s quote when I hear these deplorable men berating women: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

ICE arrested a US citizen who had a 1 year-old child in the back of his car. They drummed up fake charges to do it. Agent then drives off in the car with the child, but not until one threw a volleyball in the backseat of the car hitting the baby in the head & then they covered her head.

Dear Debra Messing,

𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝟓𝟕, 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝟓 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐫-𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭. 𝐊𝐞𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐡: 🦗

Fixed it for you: ’𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲’: 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗯

Bovino’s sporting a Nazi Fade haircut.

He always says it’s “real gold”. Who would hang “real gold” medallions on an exterior door? Most of his ornate chachkas are wood medallions or polyurethane appliqués made by Ekena Millwork & are spray painted gold. Home Depot sells them.

“Just when you think Douthat's column can't get any stupider, he comes up with something even stupider: His belief in UFOs. And you wonder why Times readers think conservatives are simpletons.” Ann Coulter- yeah. I kno it’s Coulter, but she has a point here.

This visual representation is amazing.