Why are they so obsessed with sparklers and pyrotechnics?

A bit of advice for you, Bari Weiss: Make sure you wipe yourself off well after serving at Trump's pleasure.

The Great Pambondi: And now for my next trick...

My Sunday Funnies - 12/21

OK, I'm pretty sure that's Winnie the Pooh. He doesn't go far without a honey pot.

Hey Pantone, after the backlash that Cloud Dancer White was not a color, might I suggest a new color for 2026 Color of the Year?

So no Epstein Files

Fun fact: Bari Weiss couldn't sell ad space for that big, heavily-touted Erika Kirk Town Hall event on CBS (that she also hosted BTW) so she practically gave away prime space to small advertisers like Chia Pet and others you'd normally see in daytime or late late night. Big fail!

Why was there an old man yelling on my TV tonight?

Big day for liddle Marco. He's getting his first pair of light up sneakers.

Reports are saying Dan Bongino maybe exiting his role at the FBI any day now.

If looks could kill

My Sunday Funnies - 12/14

"I can't quit you, Vlad."

Kristi Noem hightailing out of the hearing cause she got caught in a multitude of lies

She's creepy and scary

Well, at least the new CBS Evening News anchor, Tony Dokoupil, will feel right at home in Trump's back pocket. Especially when his wife, Katy Tur, is right there beside him.

Deputy AG Todd Blanche vows he will pursue justice wherever the facts may lead - except if it points toward Trump...or other prominent Republicans. But other than that, he said this will be the most transparent and thorough investigation EVER!

Here's Donnie! This should be every women's nightmare

My Sunday Funnies - 12/7

Trump winning the Honorary Epstein Award

Same energy

The timing of this DC bomber arrest seems so suspect, doesn't it?

Isn't so damn ironic that the major MAGA accounts telling people in the US to speak 'American' don't even speak it themselves?

Darrell Issa is so butt hurt that he may be gerrymandered out that he's thinking about running in a state that he doesn't live in.

So the least qualified person to hold the position of FBI Director, Kash Patel, thinks it's more important to cosplay as a big, burly cop than do his job while wearing a standard issue blue FBI jacket?

Hey Jake Tapper! Are you sleeping on the job too and not reporting this?

I knew I've seen billionaire Michael Dell's wife somewhere before.