How did Trump's DOJ know about Epstein's suicide the day before it supposedly happened?

My Sunday Funnies - 2/8

How can Deputy AG Blanche say that they can't release any photos of torture or unalived persons, but then say there won't be any further prosecutions and the investigation is basically closed?

JD Vance: I didn't hear any 'boos'.

Should we start the countdown head of lettuce for AG Bondi?

Marco Rubio finding out he'll be in charge of the Trump Kennedy Center renovations.

Elon Musk: Jeffrey, where's my invite?

My Sunday Funnies - 2/1

BREAKING: The DOJ just released 3 million pages of the Epstein file

Well that's one way to make them come.

Donald Trump and Brett Ratner, the director of the 'Melania' fluff film, go waaay back.

This demoted little gnome won't be roaming anywhere any time soon.

Let the blame game begin

Oh my, that was fast. I did nazi that coming.

My Sunday Funnies - 1/25

So now that they're not even bothering to cover up the bruised hand anymore, they're going to go with a miraculous stigmata, am I right?