He probably wants a restaurant recommendation.

Revenge Is Best Served Between Covers NOT MY TYPE: One Woman vs. a President Thank you @RDiManno at the @TorontoStar

He LOST. YOU win. (You knew he wanted YOU to pay his lawyers and his legal bills, right?)

Old Marjorie has "had it" with the Republican Party, according to @PuckNews Well.......Gym owners ARE Cross-Trainers, ya know.

Which conspiracy theory is your current favorite conspiracy theory? Epstein's files? Obama's treason? God anointing Trump Ruler of the Planet? Hillary Clinton's drugs, pizza, computer?

The only time the GOP is interested in women is when the women are 15 and being banged by Epstein.

MAGA gets their panties in a twist about Epstein and Trump and the possibilities Trump was on "the plane".....and yet 27 women come forward and say Trump assaulted them, and they ignore it.

Where is MAGA'S brain? Whether Trump is, or is not, in the Epstein Files makes no difference. Trump is in the Court Files--- held liable by two Federal Juries for sexual assault and defamation, and being made to pay $83.300,000.

July 10th, 2025 So long, Old Man! The United States Court of Appeals, 2nd Circuit, bids thee farewell.

Forget the Best Sellers List. THIS is glory!! celebrityinsider.org/jamie-lee-cu...

A key piece of evidence in the Carroll v. Trump trial: Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump run into one another a few days after Trump's assault in the Bergdorf's dressing room, and Trump "regales" Epstein with the "torrid details." Chapter 34 of NOT MY TYPE.

A VERY nice way to begin a Monday! Thank you, Audible listeners!

Some men grab . . . power. Some women write it down and sell it in hardcover. 2nd Week on the best sellers list!

From the Boston Globe today:

I am still in shock. I still can't QUITE believe this miracle! And it is thanks to you! My readers have more oomph and pizzazzzz than any readers on Earth. So that's Champagne I'm shooting out the water pistols. (KIDDING. It's water, but the great photographer, Elinor Carucci got the shot!!)

The only reason I look this good is because I have a book out. And when you have a book out, @nymag sends a famous photographer to your house. In this case, the book is NOT MY TYPE. And the photographer? None other than the stupendous @elinorcarucci

Photo by the supreme @elinorcarucci Story by the illustrious @jessicabennett Magazine: @nymag Hovel: Mine Reason for photo: I am flogging the best book ever written in the English language. Title of book: NOT MY TYPE

Beauteous Friends, On this auspicious day, I will hear your confession.....and possibly absolve you of all your sins..... Check it out on Substack ejeancarroll.substack.com/p/pope-leo

This little chap (a mere 127 pounds) is named King. He adores kids, loves dogs (was raised with a Shih Tzu,) and is affectionate with all humans. He has a terrific sense of humor! He lives in Manhattan and is looking for a foster ma or pa for a month or two.....

After three days of digging, Miss Havisham has just completed work on her summer cottage! It includes a chic tunneled-out head rest (not pictured).

The best friends in the world!!! Mary Trump! Joyce Vance! Katie Phang! Jen Taub! Kathy Griffin! Lisa Birnbach!

Too little, too late, DOJ!!! www.cbsnews.com/news/e-jean-...

Friends! I have seen this work! It is a powerful, moving, rewarding, brilliant and DO-ABLE way of helping people who are incarcerated!! Come join us!!

Friends, Remember that $83,300,000 defamation suit Trump lost? Well, he's appealing it. And guess WHO he wants to pay for his lawyers. YOU. The American tax payer.

A unanimous federal jury finds Trump liable for defamation,and orders him to fork over $83,300,000. OK. So what does Trump do? He has the DOJ representing him in his ongoing appeal. I.e. Lawyers for free. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand!! Senator Kirsten Gillibrand!! Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you!! @SenGillibrand @SenGillibrand

Who have you been bending the knee to? Anyone we know? ejeancarroll.substack.com/p/the-bad-cu...

Believe me, this Megyn Kelly interview in the @nytimes is fascinating. Well done, Lulu Garcia-Navarro. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/29/m...

Hail, Jeffrey Goldberg!

I like lawyers who stand up. Not lawyers who bend the knee. Photo of Robbie Kaplan holding the cases she studied preparing to trounce Trump in the United States Court of Appeals, Second Circuit, when he appealed Carroll v Trump. I don’t need to say who won ejeancarroll.substack.com/p/how-to-ben...

Tax cuts for billionaires? ejeancarroll.substack.com/p/what-would...

Freedom awaits! My friend, Kenneth Hogan, will be released after spending 24 years in prison for a crime he did not commit. He's earned his Bachelor's Degree from Bard College behind bars and is now rarin' to go! Let's give Kenneth a boost, friends!! www.gofundme.com/f/help-kenne...

THE GREAT TOM ROBBINS HAS JOINED THE GODS

Hail to the Chief!

My dogs are getting ready to welcome 2025!

BRAVE! ejeancarroll.substack.com/p/brave

Katie Phang and Connie Chung! BREAKING THE BAMBOO CEILING! BRILLIANT!!! @katiephang.bsky.social @conniechung95.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrM...