Jesus: Republican or Democrat?

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#Indiana! #Ohio!

Thank you, @slate Thank you @Slate! Thank you, Laura Miller!

Can YOU explain it?

#YouToo? Photo by Davidoff Studios Photography, via Getty Images

The horror never stops. Photo by Patrick McMullan, Getty Images

Jess Rowe (!) and Miriam Payne become the first female team to row across the Pacific Ocean!! "The Difference between an ordeal and an experience is your attitude." Photo by Brian Cassey/AFP via Getty Images

Wearing the paper clip!! At the sensational Montclair Film Festival, at the screening of Ivy Meeropol's great documentary. Photo by Neil Grabowsky

Indiana University! You may have a winning football team, but you have lost the best student paper in the country! @IndianaUniv @DailyIndiana

Well, would you?

What are you winning YOURS for?

JANE!! Photo by Hugo Van Lawick, Getty Images

He probably wants a restaurant recommendation.

Revenge Is Best Served Between Covers NOT MY TYPE: One Woman vs. a President Thank you @RDiManno at the @TorontoStar

He LOST. YOU win. (You knew he wanted YOU to pay his lawyers and his legal bills, right?)

Old Marjorie has "had it" with the Republican Party, according to @PuckNews Well.......Gym owners ARE Cross-Trainers, ya know.

Which conspiracy theory is your current favorite conspiracy theory? Epstein's files? Obama's treason? God anointing Trump Ruler of the Planet? Hillary Clinton's drugs, pizza, computer?

The only time the GOP is interested in women is when the women are 15 and being banged by Epstein.

MAGA gets their panties in a twist about Epstein and Trump and the possibilities Trump was on "the plane".....and yet 27 women come forward and say Trump assaulted them, and they ignore it.

Where is MAGA'S brain? Whether Trump is, or is not, in the Epstein Files makes no difference. Trump is in the Court Files--- held liable by two Federal Juries for sexual assault and defamation, and being made to pay $83.300,000.

July 10th, 2025 So long, Old Man! The United States Court of Appeals, 2nd Circuit, bids thee farewell.

Forget the Best Sellers List. THIS is glory!! celebrityinsider.org/jamie-lee-cu...

A key piece of evidence in the Carroll v. Trump trial: Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump run into one another a few days after Trump's assault in the Bergdorf's dressing room, and Trump "regales" Epstein with the "torrid details." Chapter 34 of NOT MY TYPE.

A VERY nice way to begin a Monday! Thank you, Audible listeners!

Some men grab . . . power. Some women write it down and sell it in hardcover. 2nd Week on the best sellers list!

From the Boston Globe today:

I am still in shock. I still can't QUITE believe this miracle! And it is thanks to you! My readers have more oomph and pizzazzzz than any readers on Earth. So that's Champagne I'm shooting out the water pistols. (KIDDING. It's water, but the great photographer, Elinor Carucci got the shot!!)

The only reason I look this good is because I have a book out. And when you have a book out, @nymag sends a famous photographer to your house. In this case, the book is NOT MY TYPE. And the photographer? None other than the stupendous @elinorcarucci

Photo by the supreme @elinorcarucci Story by the illustrious @jessicabennett Magazine: @nymag Hovel: Mine Reason for photo: I am flogging the best book ever written in the English language. Title of book: NOT MY TYPE

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This little chap (a mere 127 pounds) is named King. He adores kids, loves dogs (was raised with a Shih Tzu,) and is affectionate with all humans. He has a terrific sense of humor! He lives in Manhattan and is looking for a foster ma or pa for a month or two.....

After three days of digging, Miss Havisham has just completed work on her summer cottage! It includes a chic tunneled-out head rest (not pictured).

The best friends in the world!!! Mary Trump! Joyce Vance! Katie Phang! Jen Taub! Kathy Griffin! Lisa Birnbach!

Too little, too late, DOJ!!! www.cbsnews.com/news/e-jean-...

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