It's so funny these guys convince themselves they're genetically indispensable to the world because they made an app or whatever

A summary of the day: Trump sycophants at CBS News tried and failed to censor the CECOT segment while Trump sycophants tried and failed to redact the Epstein files.

Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here. www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...

Gen Z dragging us back to our Napster Era to see camcorder-quality footage of unreleased video content was not on my bingo card

What if I came back just to post goatse

Cool how we are smuggling domestic news in over the border from canada and people having to share it on bulletproof hosting providers to stop the government and media owners taking it down

THE GOAT IS HERE

LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA https://theonion.com/lebron-pressures-bronny-to-have-grandchildren-before-hes-too-old-to-play-with-them-in-nba/

The piss tank on the ISS is now 61% full.

Xmas = Christmas Exmas= When you’re back home for the holidays, and you run into your ex and decide to take the high road by telling them they look good

500 percent this

The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.

May I recommend a subscription to @theonion.com print edition as a holiday gift, because their ads continue to rule

A CBS News source tells me this tonight about 60 Minutes abruptly yanking the CECOT story: "It’s definitely fishy. I don’t think this happens very often. I’m theorizing that perhaps Bari wanted it held, but I don’t know that for certain."

Leave it to Cris Collinsworth to go on a lengthy soliloquy while completely ignoring that the starting quarterback is on the sideline and his backup is about to take live snaps under center 🙃 #NFL

The crowd cheering at “it’s a touchdown” and not listening to the rest. The delay of the crowd realizing “the game is over” meant the Lions lost and not won. A fan base that certainly never complained about being uniquely screwed over by the refs. Rodgers smiling at Lions fans.

The real winner of the Steelers/Lions game? The Chicago Bears, who just clinched a playoff berth #NFL

started / going

Goldman refused to endorse Mamdani, closed his Brooklyn office on 9th Street, presumably to insulate himself from constituents, and is just... never around. Yes, he's done better on civil rights this year. But Lander would be a MASSIVE trade up. CNN mentions none of this, of course.

youtube.com/watch?v=HjrX... This is fun if you’re interested We answer fan questions

The AI museum commercial cracks me up. How would they have known that’s a tile and not a book if not for their phones? Surely there’s nothing in the museum RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES that explains this!

Would you acknowledge that Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer was filled with the spirit if not the intent of frozen food?

It's the first day of winter! Southern California, how're we feeling? 🧥🧤 🎨 Jeanne Kéfer, 1885, Fernand Khnopff. Getty Museum

Happy Winter! 10:03am ET today marked the Winter Solstice, the day of the year when the Earth's northern hemisphere is tilted furthest away from the Sun – making today the shortest of the year for those of us north of the equator. Will wintry temperatures be in your area? 😬 Visit weather.gov to see

You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth I would cry to

Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault Gone and cry

That was a very sweet #SNL swan song by/for Bowen Yang

I was right now years old when I learned that Cher is 79 years old, and now I need to know the name and contact information for Cher's plastic surgeon #SNL

The Home Alone sketch on #SNL is perfection

Da Bears!

Rick Steves going full YIMBY is the kind of content I *crave*

Speaking as someone who used to regularly provide anesthesia for NFL players, I know for a fact that I would be knocked TF out during the first attempt and would be carted off the field on my way to the nearest Level I trauma center where I would be triaged to the ICU and remain intubated for a week

LaFleur secretly loves calling slop games like this. “Oh I have to scheme up 35 weird run calls? Bet.”

He is such a good human. Why are almost all* of the billionaires such terrible ones? (*invoking the Mackenzie Scott exception)

M3.9 #earthquake detected 5 km SE of San Ramon, CA at 12/20/2025 6:31:54 PM PST This reflects data from the U.S. Geological Survey that is subject to change. Visit the USGS page linked below for the latest #quake information

Jordan Love is being evaluated for a concussion and is questionable to return.

Status alert: Jordan Love headed to locker room Saturday.

Congressional investigation now.

BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.

WASHINGTON (AP) — At least 16 files from Epstein release disappeared from DOJ webpage, including photo of Trump, with no explanation.

RIP my mentions but the #CFBPlayoff selection committee was right about Notre Dame

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

In these turbulent times, light persists. Take a moment to watch this beautiful celebration. It will brighten your day. Hanukkah blessings for A New Era for New York City (and for the galaxies?!).

Christmassy characters gathered in Asakusa, Tokyo, today.

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

@kumail.bsky.social 's new stand-up special is really, really funny and entertaining. My favorite part was about the 5 different responses to a social media post. 10/10. No notes. The special is on Hulu now. Highly recommend!

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner