JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Periodic reminder that the fact that billionaires exist is a policy failure

Early in his career, William Randolph Hearst famously joked that if his papers kept losing $1 million a year, he'd lose all his money in 60 years. If the Post continues to lose $100 million a year, it will take Jeff Bezos 2000 years to lose his money.

We are in the midst of another racial reckoning. This one purging all the gains of the former and then some.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's- Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

AOC on ICE: It’s our task to figure out how to claw back what has essentially supercharged this agency into becoming a relentless domestic paramilitary that is also a blank check to Palantir to create facial-recognition scans on U.S. citizens.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

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Spoiler, Phil doesn't have a great track record. 😏

Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year: “As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”

Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…

Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women

Peter Attia is in the Epstein files and I read a bunch of the emails so you don’t have to. I can’t imagine taking the first call or email. But longevity is about proximity to wealth and power. substack.com/@vajenda/not...

The PTA moms who coordinate carpooling to hockey practice are now driving immigrant kids to school to keep them safe.

Former Harris County Attorney Christian Menefee won a decisive runoff election Saturday, defeating former Houston City Council member Amanda Edwards to claim Houston’s historic 18th Congressional District. bit.ly/4q7b91b

BREAKING: Democrat Christian Menefee wins special election for Texas U.S. House seat, narrowing GOP's slim majority.

I personally think everyone who said trans people were groomers owes us all an apology. Turns out it's the billionaires and politicians who were telling you it was us.

She hit him with:

A couple was arguing in the building next to ours. Their windows were open. Dude was being a real asshole for a good ten minutes. His gf finally just snaps and yells, "Y'know what? You have a little dick, and you use it badly." The silence. Good god. The silence. I assume he is dead now.

An administration fundamentally based on child abuse.

Imagine spending $20 to get an AI-generated reminder to purchase a $5 gallon of milk

Impeach. Now.

can’t say i needed a new hat, but i’ve never really needed a reason to buy one either

"The world isn’t ending. A world is ending. Our job is to midwife the next one."

Based on what I've seen, at least 4 current/former Harvard professors have now been named as Epstein associates. Which seems notable given prior reporting that Epstein used false promises of "elite" college admissions to lure young girls into his web of abuse. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Weird how all these shitty people who make the world shitty every time they interact with the rest of us are all over the Epstein files.

When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."

Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

It’s not doomerism to say trump, his party, and his government are trying to rig elections including the midterms; that’s just … reality It is doomerism to act like they are likely to “cancel” the midterms or that their success in rigging it is at all a given

the people in the epstein files who were saying the files should be released while knowing the whole time theyd been begging to go to the island just thought their name would be redacted, thats all

Either way, you might have thought that people who assured us that Kevin Hassett was a good choice for CEA chair and Scott Bessent would be the adult in the room would hit pause before doing it again. But I guess not 4/

Here, have a picture of a beagle in a sweater

it's been very clear Epstein was a white supremacist, yet our (very white) media largely ignored to the public's detriment

Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes

Here is Peter Attia MD emailing Epstein’s assistant claiming he goes into “JE withdrawal” when he doesn’t see him.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college -Steel Drum performance -University Jazz Ensemble -AfroJazz Band performance -Ohio Political History -The Bible as English Literature -

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college - Jazz Theory - Jazz Vocals - Jazz Dance - Statistics & Research (both grad & undergrad) - Marketing & Public Relations (grad & undergrad) - Public Affairs (grad only) Oops, that's six. Oh well. Took all the biz classes, too.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college - Sleep and Dreams - Thermodynamics - Quantum Mechanics - High Renaissance and Mannerism - Intro to Computer Science

Mockler: Do you agree with Kristi Noem’s characterization that she made, like an hour after Alex Pretti was murdered? Seat: Can you just wait until the investigation is done? Mockler: That's such a good point. Can you say that to Kristi Noem?

Lead stories on the network newscasts tonight: --ABC WORLD NEWS TONIGHT: ICE protests across country, Lemon arrested --NBC NIGHTLY NEWS: Epstein files --CBS EVENING NEWS: Catherine O'Hara dies. ABC and NBC had full stories about the protests+ strike, with reporters filing from MN CBS did not

Issac Chotiner used to be the only journalist on my “aw 💩” list if I saw his byline on an interview of someone I admired or respected. Apparently it’s time to add Pablo Torre to that list because he keeps finding out!

I’m Alex Vindman and I’m running for the U.S. Senate. Chaos, corruption and sky-rocketing costs are crushing ordinary people, while the billionaires and career politicians profit. I stepped up when my country needed a soldier and now I’m stepping up again to fight for Floridians.

I wrote about how to use Signal nicknames so that you don't have to be confused about who everyone is in all of your Signal groups micahflee.com/are-your-sig...

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government