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omfg

cooked his ass

This greeted us just a few miles from the Austin airport when we rolled in last night. Someone around here has been hard at work to welcome Elon's dork brigade as they arrive for the Tesla AGM 💀 #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall

i’m giving a presentation to a PR agency tomorrow on why they all need to be on bluesky lol. and i’m looking for quotes! why should comms pros be on bluesky?

Elon Musk’s Grokipedia contains copied Wikipedia pages

Musk: X will delete all heuristics from its recommendation system within six weeks. ...the familiar logic of likes, replies, and reposts that shaped Twitter for years is about to disappear. In its place, Grok, the platform's in-house Al model, will read and watch more than one hundred million posts.

Over at X, the everything app, the new (10 months) head of advertising quit today. He joins the departing head of marketing, the chief legal counsel, the CEO, and two CFO’s - all gone in the past few months. Elon Musk is a genius, and it’s going great, thanks.

Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag “Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management. Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless

Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp

Good to see Elon out there doing his best to calm things down in a moment like this

Please be Elon please be Elon please be Elon

Elon Musk to pay $500 million in severance to 6,000 ex-Twitter workers www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article...

Once again, @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social delivers.

first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

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oh god

this is going to be the most hilarious elon musk disaster yet, I can feel it la.eater.com/restaurant-o...

😭😭😭

Over the weekend Elon admitted that Grok basically had two modes: "woke libtard cuck" or "mechahitler" and he couldn't figure out how to make it anything else. I guess he turned the dial towards mechahitler again.

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

"It makes sense that they removed her affiliation with X, since she no longer works there — but the blue check, too?" techcrunch.com/2025/07/10/t...

"Yaccarino's departure comes one day after Musk's artificial intelligence chatbot Grok repeatedly made antisemitic comments and referenced Hitler in response to posts about the Texas flooding."

"We'll have to take a look" -- Trump doesn't close the door on the idea of deporting Elon Musk for committing the infraction of criticizing him

LOL

Meanwhile, on Twitter...

He was quickly reminded that his businesses survive on $38 billion in government contracts and subsidies

it's not real but its fucking funny as hell

!!!

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We have an official ruling

Expensive divorce! Elon’s business empire stands to lose at least $48 billion over the next decade if President Trump cancels Musk’s contracts with the US government. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...