imagining this as a post that was supposed to come from an alt and it’s very funny

merry christmas i mailed each and every one of you a photo of piggiepoopballs to celebrate the holiday

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

telling me i’m wrong should honestly be against bluesky’s terms of service

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sometimes this site is good

Sorry, I went on strike in solidarity with the employees of the physical Louvre

Who is asking for this

What if I came back just to post goatse

Alright this was fun and all but I’d been contemplating ending the account for a while now and I’m not going to be hardheaded and keep doing something that’s exhausting me just to spite my returning stalker.

In meeting with investors, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber announces $SKY, a cryptocurrency project utilizing users’ posts

Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety found attempting to fornicate with computer in San Francisco HQ

alright well it’s been 18 hours since the post with my name and address has been up and reported and it’s still not down. so I’ll probably just see if i can get this account permanently suspended for funsies now.

🔫 pelosi sent you, didn’t she?

I’m sorry speaking for what now

imagine missing the point indeed

thank you all for such a nice number of followers

laughing at me is harassment and you WILL go to jail for it

oops i leaked

The @thelouvreof.bsky.social will never go out of business

tagging me and then getting irrationally angry when i respond

My timeline. Thank you Bluesky

If you try to dox me you have to specify whether you're doxing admin 1 or admin 2 so we can tell you how far off you are.

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Sorry I stopped posting it’s just that I hate this website

This website is amazing

Ok sure

OK, who narced?

oh @thelouvreof.bsky.social

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

LMAO OHMY GOD

how it feels to run this account

mentally i’m here

horrible day to be literate

Full circle

“yes. all women.”

People will log onto Bluesky and say anything. “The Gestapo respected papers.” No they didn’t. That’s not true.

Jesus to his disciples: