At 67K followers I’ll show my kids and make them lose their goddamned minds

the louvroboros is alive and well

the juice

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

Giving all the “sportsball” people a pass for the entire day for this

What

i got blueskied last night

[through gritted midwestern teeth] congrats nyc

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

we got a live one folks

man come on

I love you so much, Bluesky

smdh of all the places to get doxxed — it’s threads

this website rocks

Bari Weiss just put me in a group chat with Dan Brown (???)

Please kill me

I had mtf bottom surgery and my bottom surgeon used to be a halal butcher, which means my vagina would also have been halal if it weren’t made from pulled pork

they should make a separate bluesky for jokesters. maybe it could be invite only? something we haven’t tried before.

they should make a separate bluesky for jokesters. maybe it could be invite only? something we haven’t tried before.

I just can’t get over this one, I’m sorry

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

I… don’t think that’s what it’s called, but thanks for the input.

Not sure if this is @thelouvreof.bsky.social material, but I do love everything about it. Donk.

Still pretty funny that not a single person in this administration can figure out how to change The White House's bsky handle to their official domain name