Trudging home from the sports bar on a holiday Monday after the baseball game and thinking about how late it must be

1. I've got a theory about long-run revenge.

Two family Thanksgiving meals Two baseball games Four total gatherings around dead birds

Today in Google ruining their own product, I Googled "fictional bearded characters" and got: - "Blackfloydphish" (?? name of a forum user who posted a photo of Gerald from South Park in 2011) - Abraham Lincoln (with a photo of the kung fu master from Kill Bill) - Jesus (with a photo of Johnny Depp)

An international soccer friendly scheduled for today in Chicago between Belize and Venezuela was canceled after the Belize Football Federation pulled out, citing that the "political, social, and security situation in Chicago" made it unsafe for their team to travel The World Cup is 8 months away

- National holiday - 2PM Leafs Game - 5PM Jays Game - 8PM Bills Game

🎵Oh baby I hear the blue jays are calling,

Katy saw the flags and said "bet"

katy perry? the astronaut?

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

good afternoon

Shoutout to everyone celebrating that time-honoured Canadian Thanksgiving tradition: the one relative who only knows one thing about you asking "how bout those Blue Jays"

IKF sustaining a "legitimate" "injury" mid-series the moment Bichette can run again

You're really not doing the anti-AI movement any favors if you look at photoshop work done by actual talented paid graphic designers and your "this is AI" reflex is at such whip-like speed that you false identify real, genuine, labor-intensive graphic design as AI

Here are some Toronto vs. Seattle odd facts to get the beef cooking ahead of this series.

How it started/how it's going

My ALCS prediction 1. Jays go up 3-0 2. Lose game 4 3. I make the joke "Sweepless In Seattle" on Bluesky 4. easy 200 reposts 800 likes don't know what happens beyond that

Here's a supercut of all the food we ate in France/Belgium if that's something that interests you

Once again, it's not just the tariffs. If the tariffs ended tomorrow and Jack Daniel's showed back up on Canadian shelves, there'd be no pent-up demand for it. We're talking about a full-blown cultural/consumer shift.

Good morning Tigers fans

5 hours of watching TV just to find out which guy will get the last whack, what is this, The Irishman (2019)

No One Wants To Work Anymore: We gave these 50 Gen Z's and Millennials a chance to decide which half of them wanted to go to work on Sunday and the decision took 5 agonizing hours

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Opening my luggage after 10 days in France/Belgium, and the overpowering stench of cigarettes and restaurant grease on all my clothes just pours out like the beams of light from the Ark in Indiana Jones

Update to this post from September: Subtropical Storm Karen has officially formed and been named by NOAA today. It's way up north in the Atlantic and bound to fizzle out by tomorrow. A huge loss for low-effort hack comedy to not have a Hurricane Karen make landfall.

Potentially big times for the Windsor-based shirt brand I found a while back that sells these tongue-in-cheek shirts for locals

I fundamentally reject any "which seat are you sitting at" prompt with an airplane layout full of famous people. "Ooh this seat looks fun." No it isn't. It's air travel. They've got Airpods in and they're downing three Ambiens with a scotch

I absolutely believe that these are viral, I'll leave it up to the laboratories to figure out what viruses

The Onion already warned you

My rule when it comes to air travel is "never fly on a one-syllable airline." Imagine how embarrassing it will be when your loved ones say you died in Zwoop Flight 32 or whatever

When I'm on a website in Europe you can call me Ozempic the way I'm Rejecting These Cookies

I'm delighted to inform you that each station has its own theme jingle that plays on the Paris tram system. Some have a jaunty little drum beat, some have a sexy little saxophone ditty.

This newly-kicked-off NHL season is the first in league history where players don't have to be in full suit & tie while entering the arena, which I personally think rocks, as it might be the thing that finally kills Don Cherry

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Posters I liked, from the French WWII Resistance museum: 1. A giant broom sweeping away all the symbols of fascism/Vichy government at the end of the war 2. A graffitied French tricolor over the swastika

If circumcision is correlated to autism then how come Europe has better train infrastructure than America

What I'm gonna miss most about the Yankees is Jomboy clips where he's whining at his TV in a big leather recliner sounding as mad as anyone has ever been

Sign outside a cheese store in Paris: "Christmas is only two governments away. It's coming soon, think of your menus!"

ANUBIS, JACKAL-GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD: So, one part of my job that's funny. You know when you're weighing a soul against a feather. JOE ROGAN: For sure. ANUBIS: And motherfucker will look at you like... "did I pass?" Man... (chuckling) I should be weighing this soul against the WHOLE DAMN BIRD

I think my most personally humiliating experience in France has been the hotel clerk passing me the tablet to type my name and email. Sure, easy! But it's an AZERTY keyboard instead of QWERTY. And I just stand there confusedly hunting and pecking like a caveman that's just been given a grand piano

Lord grant me the confidence of this WFAN guy who can say all of this on the radio on Wednesday afternoon and then, on Wednesday evening, when the exact opposite of what he predicted happened, say "I knew it all along"

Watching the Fox broadcast and they just referred to Ernie Clement as "a guy no one has heard of" He's played 434 MLB games. I'm not saying you need to know every MLBer. But maybe, as a broadcaster, act like your viewers may know what product they're watching?

MCDONALD'S FRANCE 1AM REVIEW Special "Ligue 1" Promotion Raclette Chicken Bacon Onion sandwich & Potato Wedges with Curry Sauce ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ perfect no notes, best drunk McDonald's I've ever had

A shitpost I made about the movie "Grease" led to John Travolta telling the press I have a great imagination & the original writer of Grease, Jim Jacobs, telling the press that I was on acid