LeBron's streak of double-digit games can drink a beer in multiple Canadian provinces

The Net-Zero Advisory Board, made up of climate experts who've been selected to advise the government on climate targets, had 12 members a year ago. After a string of resignations over consistently being ignored by the Carney government, it currently has 4 members.

This upcoming Lunar New Year will be the year of the Fire Horse. According to superstition, woman born in the year of the Fire Horse will go on to murder their husbands. As a result, the birth rate plummeted in 1966 in Japan, the last Fire Horse year, with the birth rate dropping 25% that year.

The strikes on September 2 were: - Within Venezuelan waters - A good 2,500 km from Florida - In a small speedboat Even if this boat was absolutely loaded with drugs (which there's no proof of!) there is no physical way a small speedboat was navigating 2,500 km, through the Caribbean, to US soil

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

In other news, Halton Police Service holiday party this year will have an open bar

After over a decade in the works - from a Kickstarter, to three years of sculpting, to finding a location, to legal wrangling - Detroit's Robocop statue has finally been installed at the city's Eastern Market. And my God he's beautiful. (video: Daily Detroit)

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

First day of Waymo's rollout in Philadelphia

There's a surefire winner of this theoretical World Cup group and it's "beer concessions"

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.

There's a mandatory "Hobbies" section on the international figure skating union website, and I am learning a surprising number of the world's top figure skaters are huge nerds (complimentary)

R-rated Crosby/Ovechkin fanfic is officially the #1 Canadian cultural export since Schitt's Creek. Canada is back

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

I got a rental car that had a free trial of SiriusXM. If you'd have asked me before, "how many channels are on SiriusXM", I'd say "I dunno? 60? 80?" There are something like 450 goddamn channels. It just never ends. It's like a Cheesecake Factory menu.

There are an alarming number of fitted hats on Lids from random Minor League theme nights that are just photos of foods on hats for $50

Here's the latest in "every person in the Ontario government is corrupt as hell" news

Updated for December 2025. A lot's changed in a year.

[In the grave, measured voice of Walter Cronkite removing his glasses and announcing the death of JFK] We are now hearing from sources within Gen Z that 67 has died. The new 67 is now being announced, and it will be 41.

There's a strip club in Belleville, ON called the Go-Go Club that looks like it used to be a Pizza Hut in the 90s, and all the reviews talk about is how the place smells overwhelmingly of deli meats

Soccer fans will finally learn who this once-unknown Donald Trump character is

"Kevinism" is the name of a phenomenon in Germany of kids given trendy-sounding American names like Kevin in the early 90s, often seen as a marker of being low-society/déclassé

I am allowed to fail students for AI use, and I do, and I say I will, repeatedly and emphatically. As a result, I wind up having to fail very few students for AI use.

"Frank's 2000 Inch TV" by Weird Al is the greatest REM song that REM didn't write

SEAN EVANS: We do a segment on the show called Explain That 'Gram where we ask our guest about a photo on their Instagram. So what's going on here? MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,

My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH. Here, let me read it to you!

In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce. Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink

Erika Kirk is really gonna claim she was secretly pregnant with Charlie's baby even when the kid comes out the womb looking like this

These are the world curling rankings 14 years ago, and today. Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.

Please just let Bill Belichick enjoy his Thanksgiving, the one day of the year where he can be alone from his girlfriend because she has to sit at the kids table

*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy

When you're playing an NHL game against your little nephew but don't want to score so you intentionally press the wrong button

thinking of her today

So in other words Justin Bieber... went... golfing?

Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live

The Beer Store's a bygone relic with no reason to exist in 2025. (Budweiser & Coors having exclusivity on beer case sales sounds like an illegal monopoly today.) On the other hand they're really good at recycling. So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer

What taking rail transit instead of flying ONCE does to a person

this old guy's truck is the correct energy to have as a retiree

Just heard back from the folks at Guinness and I'm pleased to announce that in the 2026 Edition I am once again tied for the record of World's Tallest 5'11 Man

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

This was a fun read! I love a good Canadianism and as someone who called something a "gong show" as recently as yesterday I had no idea it was uniquely Canadian

As part of the Raptors' 8-game win streak, the team posts a locker room victory photo after each game, and my favourite ongoing bit is how Gradey Dick hits the exact same tough-guy pose in the same spot in all of them