This law is as authoritarian and undemocratic as anything Trump has ever pushed. Members of the Conservative party and ONLY the Conservative party are now 100% shielded from any Freedom Of Information requests from the public or reporters. And it's retroactive, too. Some real Innocent Guy shit.

POP QUIZ: What is the longest amount of time you can spend in one year? (I know that's a diabolically-phrased question but it's the best I can phrase it)

it's hard to quite put my finger on it but there is something sinister about these cheesesteaks

This guy did a 7-round NFL mock draft with his daughter and posted the results. Excited to see that the Steelers finally found their QB of the future at #21, amazing value at that pick. www.reddit.com/r/MockDraftC...

Hogan lived his last years in agony (mainly a fucked-up back/spine from 40 years of leg drops), which he tried to treat with enough drugs to kill a horse. If only wrestlers had a union of some kind who could've gotten him help! If only someone hadn't personally snitched on that union in the 80s!

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

Mr Beast is at that point of "potential immense evil about to blossom" where if a futuristic time traveling bounty hunters from a Mr Beast-ravaged future steps out of a portal asking where to find him, I'd just be like "oh yeah this all tracks"

dangerous amounts of pure, unadulterated Orange in this Ducks-Oilers series

HUH??? Yasiel Puig just signed with the semi-pro team you can watch for free in the city park across from the splash pad and skateboard ramp??

POP QUIZ: If Shredder wanted to escape the Ninja Turtles, he could go to Canada, because when they tried to follow him, one of the Ninja Turtles would be detained at the border. Why? (I'll let you guess and then I'll give you the answer)

this reminds me of a great top comment from a question on r/AskHR

Happy 10th anniversary to the time someone created a fake ad for a secret Limp Bizkit show at the Sunoco gas station in Dayton, Ohio and 100 people turned up for the alleged concert

The Toronto Fire Department had to blast the Drake ice statue with a continuous stream of hot water for hours to melt it because influencers were getting too stupid trying to climb/destroy it. Happy Earth Day everyone!

unless the Instagram servers are directly powered by individual hockey performance I feel like we're missing some causality involving "threatening, harassing fans" in this headline

if a Youtuber puts the word "EVERY" in the title - "I tried EVERY sandwich in New York", "I made dishes from EVERY country", "I ranked EVERY viral gadget" - you know you're about to see roughly 5 or 6 items

still believing in the Raptors after getting convincingly whooped twice to go down 0-2

POP QUIZ: If Shredder wanted to escape the Ninja Turtles, he could go to Canada, because when they tried to follow him, one of the Ninja Turtles would be detained at the border. Why? (I'll let you guess and then I'll give you the answer)

JEFF HOFFMAN UPDATE: - comes into the 9th with a cozy 4-1 lead - "nice three-run cushion to get the save and get back on track" - "his underlying analytics are still-" - single - HBP - HBP - single - replaced(!!) by competent reliever Louis Varland who promptly ends game with a double play

NEW ENTRY I'm filing into the big "when he's dead" filing cabinet! The Lake Superior Circle Tour (a joint tourism initiative between MN/WI/MI/ON) has something called the Lake Superior Ale Trail of breweries to visit as you do a loop of the Greatest Lake lakesuperiorcircletour.info/lake-superio...

At a sports bar the other day and I realized, I don't think I've seen a bar showing a single MLS game since the AppleTV exclusivity deal kicked in? They really tied themselves to an anchor of a third-tier streaming service huh

the funniest saga in Toronto right now is Drake installed a two-storey block of solid ice downtown - presumably, when it melts, it'll reveal an album release date - and for the past day the world's most unemployed Tiktokers have tried in vain to break it with icepicks, sledgehammers and blowtorches

RIP to Grace O'Malleys the shitty Irish pub where a friend once saw Brett Lawrie of the Toronto Blue Jays chug a can of Red Bull and then crush the can against his forehead

This particular conspiracy just clocks at an absolute 0 for me, this is just absolving a murderer with a proven track record of spousal abuse and the most well-documented, airtight, open-and-shut murder case in history. Boooooo, pass, skip

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

You've gotta hand it to that guy who makes Career Ladder videos, he may not be funny or entertaining but at least he's also extremely bad at guessing peoples' careers

the platonic ideal of a former wrestler tweet Alundra Blayze posting that she: - is on a Creed-themed cruise - is watching a bootleg illegal stream of Wrestlemania on a site called streamed dot pk instead of just paying for Netflix - bare feet on main just to rile up the freaks

That map of Calgary's proposed new electoral divisions by Danielle Smith is so comically gerrymandered it's ridiculous. Taking a sliver of every part around the city's edges and expanding it 50km into the countryside to swing the vote at least 51% UCP.

- Jeff Hoffman, demoted from closer role due to general shittiness, entering in the 8th in a 2-2 tie - "good maybe this will fix him" - "maybe the pressure of closing was the problem" - "his underlying analytics are actually pretty-" - single - single - walk - grand slam

Sometimes you should just let yourself take the behind-the-scenes zoo tour where you get to feed cat toys full of bugs to the meerkats

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Obsessed with this story about an American cruise ship that was supposed to go to Bermuda and days before it set sail the passengers were told that instead of Bermuda they'd be going to... Saint John, New Brunswick in April

We live in a post-market size world. The most famous sports team in the world is located in Manchester, England (population 580,000), a city roughly the size of Albuquerque, NM or Surrey, BC. Build it and they will come.

With the Raptors back in the playoffs for the first time in 4 years here's a random Raptors postseason stat: Kawhi Leonard is #4 in all-time postseason scoring for the Raptors franchise. Kawhi Leonard played one season for the Raptors.

Mason Miller's Statcast page is just ludicrous to look at. He basically has two pitches: 1. An 88 MPH slider that has a 79% whiff rate. No one has gotten a hit off of this pitch this season. 2. A 102 MPH fastball which is the fastest pitch on Earth

"Oh damn, Local Weather Alert, 20cm of snow in parts of Ontario, I wonder if I'll be hit here in Toronto" click the article it's the part of the province where polar bears outnumber people thank you InSauga dot com for the relevant local alert

Shoutout to the two TV shows I watched last night (Survivor and AEW Dynamite) for both ending on notes that are so wild and preposterous I just had to salute my television

The American League Transit System Map A system map made up of the closest mass transit station to each AL ballpark

Children are going to get blasted to pieces by drone strikes because one fucking dingus elected from the district of North Lobstertown wanted to write a book or get a Fox News analyst spot out of it. I am officially done with Americans asking "why does the world care about our politics so much"!

The American League Transit System Map A system map made up of the closest mass transit station to each AL ballpark

Bluesky Waffle House 🤝 can't serve customers because all the servers are smoking

boy this website does just kinda Not Work sometimes, huh

14% of Americans in this YouGov poll say they will attend a World Cup match in person. 14% of the American population is 48 million people. With 78 total matches held in the US, this could potentially set a new attendance record at 615,000 fans per match.

ham curry and bananas, the hell did we do to sweden

Canadian kids in the 90s would just be watching TV and then suddenly a cartoon television would tell you "how 'bout you log off and touch grass"

The Moneyball scene where Billy Beane introduces Jonah Hill's character to the crusty old scouts except it's Leafs President Ketih Pelley and Jonah Hill is just a printout of a ChatGPT prompt for "what do you think the Leafs should do at the trade deadline"

Mount Parking Lot Snow in Canada and Kirkjufell in Iceland

"So the Pope, the Ayatollah, and Donald Trump get into an argument" we live in a fucking standup comedy joke from 1993