ill post the same thoughts to a moderate size audience here and nothing ever happens but ppl are so scandalized on twitter now it just feels like im rattling the caged windows of the mental asylum to startle the patients 😭

everyone wants to be trapped in the midwest church basement so bad

having too much fun antagonizing the people of twitter with my incredibly normal takes like porn addiction isnt real and ur man watching porn is not the same as being cheated on.

i have consulted my council of witches and they have judged you as stinky

pop up sale again lol

happy beltane from your favorite apostle of persephone 💐

happy beltane from your favorite apostle of persephone 💐

hundreds of people stuck at base camp on mount everest because one of the seracs is melting causing high avalanche risk and while they're waiting dead bodies are just thawing out of the ice.

watashi wa utada hikaru no nonbinary no ocha imasu

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ HELLO MY NAME IS U TA DA LIKE LA DI DA DI DA DI DA

*passes you the blunt that makes you scared* do you want to make a mongolian blood oath with me

you have to build the ballroom so no one can take pictures of the big board!

im sorry for saying its funny god is giving erika trump CPTSD what i should have said is its funny she's got a bad built bleach blonde butch body

hasan piker shared my tweet calling trump and old gay shitty bitch and now my mentions are nothing but rape and death threats with the occasional dead body... anyway trump is an old shitty gay bitch

stuck in bed… need soup

the sound that just left my body

i’m……………

oh you don’t like megan thee stallion? should we throw a party? should we tell everyone? should we invite nicki minaj—

have yet to see anyone suggest the blaring obvious... a recent CS major gave himself chatgpt psychosis that told him to kill the president

the secret service officers were shooting each other 😭😭😭

ok now lets do a silly one

naruto shooter is frying me so bad

THEY GOT HIM NARUTO RUNNING PAST SECRET SERVICE YEEEEOWW LMFAO

false flag operation.... for a ballroom..... that old shitty bitch is so fucking gay 😭

if erika kirk doesnt stop going into these target rich environments she's never gonna be able to wear white pants again bc the chronic stress will induce sooo much diarrhea

he is pooping himself

kash coked outta his little gourd omg

touched myself to this

and now the whole world knows his gf holding hands with other men in the closet... played himself

if you find the video of erika kirk shaking crying throwing up and begging to go home... i would like to goon to it tonight

bestie hit me with the heat miser

wdym michael jackson was human trafficking brown kids to keep as slaves and care for his white test tube babies

society if isaac newton was a gooner

porn addiction isn’t real, but self soothing by masturbating as a stim for people on the AuDHD spectrum is.

gun to your head name a sunscreen

you guys are boring…. we obviously need a red guard of 16 year olds blasting gear

let’s have some new exciting discourse like should socialists inject anabolic steroids to beat the fascists

ass cheeks are gonna be OUT this weekend

sold 🤗

can i have a kiss

apostle of aphrodite

feeling 32 🌞

elf girl 🧝‍♀️

the vibe this summer is tiny dress with a bit of bush peaking out

the vibe this summer is tiny dress with a bit of bush peaking out

does anyone know

elf girl 🧝‍♀️

Tillandsia elhersiana, a hardy airplant species from Mexico. This specimen is roughly 30 years old and I will not be parting with her for less than $250 to established collectors only.

belated birthday sale on palmstreet today at 11 am PST! the app lets you listen to the stream with your screen off so feel free to just listen in to learn about the new rare and colorful plants i’m selling!