LOL thought the remaining edible I have is 100mg It’s 1000mg I ate a huge chunk, but I’m a baddie. It’s gonna be fun :)

*sandwich hits federal agent in the chest* Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This happened under Biden. I need y’all to stop pretending like this is just a Team Red issue.

They’re getting more and more out of control every single day. I saw ICEtapo agents break into a daycare and kidnap a woman working there in front of all the kids. They have to be stopped. And we have to do it.

i can’t stand this bitch (i love her with the intensity of a million sons)

PSA: don’t drop an iphone 14 on your face, it WILL break something sincerely, bleeding mouth

Absolutely incredible how they think that this racist shit is still going to work on an entire generation who grew up with it force-fed down our throats along with all of their other bullshit war mongering propaganda.

Eat shit and gargle hair :)

Miserable weirdo who can’t even define “drug use” thinks he should be able to sentence people to death. It’s always the most ignorant and willfully stupid people with takes like this.

Help I can’t stop laughing at the new Free Shava Cado

Help I can’t stop laughing at the new Free Shava Cado

Just realized it’s been 2 months since my last seizure 🥰🥰 Another month and I’ll be able to drive (maybe lol it’s super scary for everyone, and I never ever want to hurt someone else)

They’re getting more and more out of control every single day. I saw ICEtapo agents break into a daycare and kidnap a woman working there in front of all the kids. They have to be stopped. And we have to do it.

Lmfao “On your Marx, get set, Zo!”

my work did one of those pet costume contest things and someone submitted an excruciatingly obvious AI-generated dog. when i politely asked if it was real (knowing the answer), they dug their heels in lmao why are people so WEIRD

NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown. The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:

I need to get this and frame it lmao

I just kneed myself in the forehead and then got my foot stuck in a box Why am I a cartoon character

Love This: In Louisiana, air pollution monitoring becomes an act of resistance lailluminator.com/2025/11/02/c...

Today is the 60th(!) anniversary of the first public report on the dangers of fossil fuel pollution. What happened? A whole lot of fossil fuel bullsh*t and corruption in service of a whole lot of nothing. All while pollution and warming escalated far beyond what scientist predicted in 1965.

This is real btw

Lmfao “On your Marx, get set, Zo!”

To anyone so concerned with what the people on SNAP are using that money for… Why do you deserve those things and they don’t? Do you think making enough money is harder than not having enough to live? Grow the fuck up, and get a soul while you’re at it.

Holy shit. This is actually incredible

My California homies vote yes on Prop 50 yet today? I faxed mine in a while back from a different country I also vote in. I vote all over the place.

How is he gonna cause 9/11 again? We don't even got the towers no more

Seeing so few posts from our Palestinian friends breaks my heart in ways I can’t express. Can you please help? 💜

Look, if God wanted me to be straight he should've made women less hot

Absolutely incredible how they think that this racist shit is still going to work on an entire generation who grew up with it force-fed down our throats along with all of their other bullshit war mongering propaganda.

Reminder that Pete Buttigieg is a giant piece of shit

"The victim who is able to articulate the situation of a victim has ceased to become a victim: he or she becomes a threat." —James Baldwin

The video now rapidly circulating (which also does not have a date or time marked) does not blur this poor woman's face. Here's one that does: wgntv.com/news/chicago...

a food bank that I am told does a lot with very little, if you need a place to donate

Rachel Weisz made baby me extra gay, so I will hear this one out

DHS wants to argue that anyone who returns to document or protest must not "really" be in fear for their life/person at the hands of the feds. One might ask the same questions of them and their agents who claim to be afraid of Chicagoans daily, yet continue to show up for work.

If you’re happy about this imagine how happy you would be if workers became the whole ruling class and next morning rent was abolished and all surplus went back into society instead of being appropriated by capitalists

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

FUUUUUCK YESSSSSS

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Just realized it’s been 2 months since my last seizure 🥰🥰 Another month and I’ll be able to drive (maybe lol it’s super scary for everyone, and I never ever want to hurt someone else)

Are you feeling unloved? Well stop it. Stop it right now. Do a little dance. Spin around. Now smile and bring it on in for a hug because I love you. I’m your lesbian aunt who just wants you to be happy and know that you’re supposed to be here. Now go spread some love :)

I just kneed myself in the forehead and then got my foot stuck in a box Why am I a cartoon character

Liberals. Do you even hear yourselves If a war criminal endorses a war criminal, what do you think that means?

Random idea: If you’re ordering delivery and have the means, what if you put out your own little food pantry for the drivers to take if they’re in need?

Lmao what a fucking joke

Please note this is also in addition to ongoing kidnappings across the suburbs, with sightings reported in more of them than we can even list at the moment. This is daily life now, and there's no one central place reporting them all.