Selling these babies so we can all hitch a ride on Tuesday

Would love to know if we’re all going to pretend like this didn’t happen now

Hahahahahaha

Jimmy Kimmel coming back to ABC after all of this is WILD

gluing a skateboard to one of my feet for the next few days so when it happens, people will point to the sky and be like woah that guy's doing a sick nollie frontside 180 and we'll all have a good laugh

Selling these babies so we can all hitch a ride on Tuesday

I heard about this study recently where they took a bunch of neurotypicals and found that they only do the “right thing” the majority of the time if they know they’re being observed. The neurospicy folks do the “right thing” at a way higher percentage whether they’re being watched or not.

i hope all the trans girls in the area didn’t need to wade through too many messages from desperate bigots to get to their t4t hookups.

It’s when the sick leave and peace tf out

Me when I infodump

Can someone please photoshop this so the kool-aid man is bursting through the screen, playing the role of autism I have zero talent lol

Look at all of the trash that the rapturesexuals left at the Charlie Kirk memorial… Absolutely revolting people, empty head to toe

theyre sooooo gayyyyyg

I can’t stand the feeling of socks rubbing against carpet

The gay Grindr servers just couldn't handle the the influx of raw heterosexual masculinity in the area and shut down out of sheer intimidation.

Call me a filthy commie but I think blowing up boats without actually knowing who or what is on them is really evil and wrong

These are concentration camps being run by the gestapo

Shhhh everybody shut up Autism has an announcement

I'll be taking my quackery to Tylenol.

Wow guys I didn’t know that we’re all being willfully ignorant together

For gay-hating, god-fearing Christians preparing for the rapture on Tuesday, that sure is a huge Grindr outage centered exactly around the Charlie Kirk memorial…

We called it, gayng

hahahahaha called it

Rain falling while the sun is out always feels illegal to me

ascending majestically into the sky and then exploding shortly thereafter

You have to read this Kash Patel post. Those Candace Owens videos are definitely scaring the shit out of them lol

Can we discuss the “there is little credible scientific evidence” bit Can we not just say “this is disproven and dangerous rhetoric” What’s so difficult about that

mfer is desperate to take advantage of those rapturesexual mayosapiens

Yay!!!! You get an autism and YOU get an autism EVERYBODY GETS AN AUTISM

Christianity is so weird to me because what do you mean you are absolved of wanting someone to die just because you want the government to kill them

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Hahahahahaha

he wants to be scary so so bad Also… who tf is “they” and what was their message lol

I love this place

I didn’t see the video footage of his killing, but from what I heard of it those fireworks seem pretty disrespectful.

Weirdest fucking memorial I’ve ever seen

This is such a good idea omg 😭

The answer? More autism 😎👉👉

build a lego money tree with me (this set had me fighting for my fucking life)

Holy fucking shit I had to go check myself to make sure this was fake It’s not. It’s real.

What a weird thing to advertise here

I AM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM

Fuck yeah dude

What a weird thing to advertise here

my wife is the funniest ever and i love her

tired: “stick that in your juicebox and suck it” wired: “stick that in your butt and boof it”

I love my wife

Anyone still buying into this shit is genuinely terrifying

You know it’s embarrassingly bad propaganda when Phony Stark feels the need to hop on the bandwagon