A campus novel/speculative fiction about a university whose computer systems become so hopelessly infected by viruses that the school returns to paper. Strangely, everyone becomes smarter and happier until they are eaten by wolves.

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

Musk's trillion dollar pay package reminded me of this passage from Montaigne's essay Of Cannibals.

You might think this is a joke but my family ordered sandwiches to celebrate

There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.

Lincoln: Fourscore and six-seven years ago... [Kids at Gettysburg go wild]

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Recession-level layoffs. More than a million jobs lost this year. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

This is irresponsible. Best practices in phrenology means using the calipers in person.

A guy hurled a sandwich at ICE Which the government thought wasn't nice So they threw him in jail Without any bail But juries let him go twice.

Sean Dunn, aka DC Sandwich Guy, speaks outside court after his not guilty verdict: “I am so happy that justice prevails in spite of everything…. “That night I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants… Every life matters, no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here…”

DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

You might expect me to joke about this but I am genuinely happy and emotional about a jury of ordinary citizens finding sandwich guy not guilty and standing up to the obscene and absurd abuse of police and prosecutorial power by this lawless administration. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.

You have to wonder how many similar sandwich crimes have never been solved. I believe they're called cold cut cases.

Sandwich guy is a gift that keeps on giving www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Dems flipped D&D Dungeon Master in Dubuque, IA, after 20-year stranglehold by GOP.

One town in my county elected their first D town supervisor in a hundred years. A. Hundred. Years. Add to the joyful chorus with all our tiny victories!

The last time the Mehaden town sewer authority was run by a Democrat was Tungsten Arm O'Doyle in 1958.

We are seen

Bucks County PA Office of the Prothonotary lfg

As I was saying

Are you kidding? It's assault with a deli weapon?

oh my god they actually did it lmao

The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout: Humanities majors killed on the job market 1) Mamdani- Africana Studies 2) Spanberger -French 3) Sherill - Global History

I'm disappointed this article didn't mention some crucial facts like peak throwing velocity, projectile trajectory, and explosive impact. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/d...

12 hungry men

One of the expert witnesses in the sandwich case testified that he examined the evidence under a gyroscope.

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

It is obvious to me that the proper term for the strategy of the Democrats going forward is spamdarillism.

I'd have gone with "dodo" but yes @jamellebouie.net www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/o...

This literally looks like a blue wave.

Every new post tonight is like Dems have flipped the Mehaden town sewer authority, long dominated by conservatives, by a +38 margin

Blue Crush 2025 Source: www.washingtonpost.com/elections/re...

Every new post tonight is like Dems have flipped the Mehaden town sewer authority, long dominated by conservatives, by a +38 margin

Mamdani is a hell of an orator

Weird how a giant outpouring of public protest was followed by electoral blowouts of Trump's GOP.

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

Reporter: what do you think the Democrats should do going forward? Me: i think they should keep winning

[Maniacal laughter]

Oh we are in the weeds now. Georgia's Public Service Commission!!??

Tonight's real winners are cool election graphics

Not me obsessively refreshing the results in the VA House of Delegates races