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This one is my favorite lmao

Someone did the magic spell that summons Erin!

more Erin brilliance

SCREAMING LAUGHING

yeah bill murray was def in that movie: thread

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boosting the signal... @riotgrlerin.bsky.social is one of bsky's quirkiest joys and is launching into a new venture. if her hilarious absurdity has ever brought a smile to your face, please consider supporting her on this.

Any help would be lovely. gofund.me/5b7fb0a7f

Bookmark my next show! www.whatnot.com/s/DQWgjXJh

Forget the Super Bowl; come buy some jewelry bitch. www.whatnot.com/s/Qawd6Mnw

reply with a pet pic/selfie and i’ll surprise you with an edit. tips are really cool but you don’t have to. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin

friend: caffeine is going to wreck your heart friend: so is my taste in men

Repotting plants at 6 a.m. for Jesus

When I win the lottery, I’m buying this woman a production company.

OMG the toaster.

Thank you, Erin

my menstruel cup just tried to suck my soul from my body.

I supported this but only after getting a sworn affidavit ensuring that this new venture will not interfere with the regular posting of Muppet- and movie-related threads. So if that’s what’s been holding you back, go! go! go! back this jewelry thing right now.

Buckle in, folks!

the movies we truly deserve: thread

this is cher-cuterie.

@riotgrlerin.bsky.social ‘s posts are gold please consider helping her out here

My first show is Sunday! www.whatnot.com/s/1Lz6ExtI

Please, help if you can! :)

My first show is Sunday! www.whatnot.com/s/1Lz6ExtI

I’m excited to share that I’ve started a new jewelry venture on whatnot but I need some help with the initial inventory costs. It would mean the world to me as I pursue this passion. If you’re able, please consider donating Thank you so much for your support! gofund.me/2006bf5aa

Extremely important thread. @jeezjon.bsky.social

Oh lord, she on her thing again.

and *this* is reason #372 why @riotgrlerin.bsky.social is the greatest bsky account, hands down...

i’m watching bridgerton and like

I swear this was a a Cards Against Humanity round I played once…

the golden bond girls: thread

Goldfinger, Golden Eye, Golden Gun, Golden Girls.

DO IT DO IT DO IT

reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll TRY to photoshop you/your pet in movies, art, music, etc. 🩶 i’ll do as many as i can. tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin

the golden bond girls: thread

Check out this pfp I made for queen of bluesky and photoshop sorceress @riotgrlerin.bsky.social If you want one for yourself, im open for commissions and consults are free so dont hesitate to dm me

i commissioned a new portrait from @geraldinepiche.bsky.social and she nailed it perfectly as usual. she is incredibly talented and open for commissions so go get yours! xo.

google is a ouija board when the person who answered the question is dead.

adopt don’t shop muppets: thread

Erin, always a gem ❤️

dropping new conspiracy theories in the chat.

Haven't done this in a while but it's a 🩸S K E E T C A L L🩸 Drop your funniest post below, any theme, and if I think it's funny I'll reskeet it! I want to put the comedy back into my skyline, if only for one night.

My massage therapist: what areas do you want me to focus on today? Me: My neck, my back... *intense eye contact*

If you aren't following Erin already, what are you waiting for?! bsky.app/profile/riot...

a golden girls tv/movie crossover: thread