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"Winning By Surrendering: A Guide To Dem Political Strategy"

Wishing the talented & delightful @riotgrlerin.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays! If you’re as entertained by her work as I am, show her some love today. 👉 linktr.ee/riotgrlerin

[at my comedy central roast after Joyce Carol Oates reads me to filth for 45 straight minutes] Psh yeah right

wishing the magnificently off-kilter @riotgrlerin.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays today! if you aren't already a follower for the fantastically absurd pop-culture photoshop mashups and comparison posts, go take a look at past posts and consider doing so!

Happy birthday, yoof! Here's a picture of @riotgrlerin.bsky.social with Cookie Monsters instead of pupils:

Persons of the internet! Our very own, fabulously talented @riotgrlerin.bsky.social is celebrating her birthday! She always makes my day with her talent and humor, and for that, I want to celebrate her too! Go give her some ❤️

i’m 39 today.

A most necessary and satisfying thread

putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread

should I put chuck schumer in the trash

I'ma dip out. This Walker, Texas Ranger erotica doesn't write itself

using all lowercase letters to oppose capitalism

chuck schumer would be the stupid guy in zombie movies that gets bitten and tries to hide it from the rest of the group.

Nelly Birdado!

so nelly furtado really is like a bird: thread

The press utterly silent about a clearly impaired elderly GOP president who cannot keep his eyes open. Lapdogs to the end. When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"

schumer: don't worry, I've got us right where they want us

Another TIMELINE CLEANSE, this time it’s a thread!

i turn one billion tomorrow. donate to the leukemia (cll) society in my linktree for my dad or buy me something or buy gertrude something or just say hey tomorrow! I appreciate you all and this little weirdo, muppet, golden girls community you’ve built. It’s awesome. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin?...

The best poster on any platform 💕 @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

This is what the internet is made for.

This is a BLISTERINGLY filthy read.

OMG 🥰 (THANK YOU THANK YOU) 😭😭😭❤️

More absolute genius from @riotgrlerin.bsky.social - the Count in Twilight though! 🤣🤣🤣💀

A++

a modern pieta. a muppieta.

She never misses.

oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread

Muppets make EVERYTHING better 🖤

i bet it'd be fun to trap a rich guy in a big pit

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John McClane: Yippee ki yay, motherfucker. Janice: So I said, listen buddy I don’t take off my clothes for anyone, I don’t care it is artistic and tasteful.

Yes. This.

Goddamn, Erin's threads are fucking brilliant.

stirring your beer with a hotdog makes it a frankenstein.

LOL - much needed laughs

“Like, for the last time man, give me the codes.”

Senator Martin: “Take this *thing* back to Sesame Street.”

just replacing bad guys with muppets: thread

Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.

That's a Orc Orange

Yep. Nailed it. That is the look he literally always has. @riotgrlerin.bsky.social usually artistry on display.

Big deal, I know, like, six people who know everything

One of the few positive aspects of this era in American history is that it's super-easy to identify the villains.

Repeat after me: It is not sexual dysfunction to not want sex you don't enjoy