always be there

We're days, if not hours away from him saying "Other people did much more raping than I did!"

Ya'll need to start getting used to the idea that the Recovery program of the next administration is going cost a truly insane amount of money. Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.

spelling bee: spell asinine me: i can’t since my ass a ten

I feel seen.

LET US IN

Voting for cowards doesn't work.

Fuck you, you raggedy bitch.

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I was part of the internal Trump administration team trying to convince the president to end the shutdown in 2018 - 2019 — for 35 days — before people went hungry, workers lost pay, and government services collapsed. Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.

I feel like some people didn’t learn anything after giving Fetterman a pass on his red flags.

What doesn’t kill you makes you spicier.

Trump’s tearing down the East Wing to build himself a $350M ballroom while Americans struggle to afford health care. Senator Ruben Gallego went to the site of the Trump teardown.

I bought a US flag for Saturday's "No Kings" rally. Magats do not get to steal our national banner.

CONGRATS, FALCONS

Metal will show us the way.

Lois!

Trump and sex trafficking pedophiles. A 🧵.

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

Incredible pylon cam view on the first down line here

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

Yesterday, Adam from South Dakota called my SiriusXM show to say Charlie Kirk was unalived b/c people on the left use words like racism or facism to describe folks like Charlie. That call did not end the way he thought it would. #TrollSlay: Words Hold Power youtu.be/BEcoVzaEOP4

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

So full of microplastics I sneezed out a credit card that I'm not even be approved for.

Pay very close attention. On the campaign trail, Trump promised to release the Epstein files. Now that survivors are naming him as Epstein’s close friend, he’s calling it a “hoax.” Miss me with that bullshit.

For the sickos. #AEWDynamite

We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:

I put on my mom jeans just like everyone else: while screaming at my children and posting on facebook about how blessed I am

have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Vance and Hegseth are meeting with National Guard troops in DC as protesters loudly chant "Free DC!"

Cut to the Feeling by CRJ Worse Than Death by The Anti-Queens

Reporter: I have lived in the DC area for almost 50 years now. The most violent moment in my life was January 6th, 2021, when Trump's supporters charged into the Capitol and beat cops. Trump's response to that was to pardon everyone who was involved

Evil Uno and Mystery Wrestling are knocking the snot out of Cancer! www.youtube.com/live/W3P80nX...

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

Trump says the -818k 2024 benchmark payroll revisions show BLS commissioner McEntarfer was political and incompetent. Let’s look at the facts. 1. The revisions were released in Aug 2024, not Nov 15 as the president said. So the BLS release showing far less job growth came 3 mos. BEFORE the election

It sucks that we will never get to see David Lynch’s original vision for Happy Gilmore 2

More camera work like this please! What a great tracking shot. #AEW #AEWDynamite

pam bondi as porta potties: thread

“oh the weather service cuts led to preventable deaths,” and “14M people are about to lose health insurance” a lot of you ungrateful assholes seem to be forgetting that french fries are being cooked in a different kind of oil now at that one fast food place

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

Welcome to Hokey Pokey anonymous, we’re here to help you turn yourself around.

This shit is too bleak for words. arbys

at least toby keith is dead this time