they got the wrong jimmy

makes Brown's decision to bend the transphobic knee all the more pathetic and disappointing

im going to kick you

theater etiquette is really bad these days huh

saw something pretty incredible the other day

i cant log onto any social media site without seeing the most vile hateful shit imaginable. it seems increasingly like the only good option is to log off entirely

you tellin me this thot counts?

"actually there are a few use cases for LLMs" fair enough friend! Just know that I lose all respect for you when you use them for anything at all. Utter contempt. I'll never respect you again. Good luck out there

We are watching the billionaire technofascists use their AI pets to rewrite history in front of our very eyes. Never assume AI is some kind of neutral tool. It is a fascist tool and anyone who doesn’t get this at this stage is a fool.

this is so depressing

can’t wait for jonathan greenblatt to hand wave this away

mom come quick theyre stealing oomfs tweets on bluesky

this is none of my business actually

this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not

i know this seems like a repeat of the iraq war in the early 2000s but honestly life was pretty good back then. i was playing with bionicles and my parents let me stay up late to watch Lost. (assistant whispers in my ear) i am learning that back then i was a child and there were other things at play

“Finally AI can take all the hard work of brainstorming away from me. Instead, I can focus on what’s truly human: Two other synonyms for brainstorming.”

me whenever Jack and Locke fight on LOST

seems like RTD picked up one of steven moffat's worst traits: taking an interesting female character and redefining her entire personality based on her motherhood

looked at twitter and nothing on my timeline or trending topics even remotely hinted at elon leaving the administration. wondering if anyone else is having this experience or if ive just done a good job curating my timeline

adopting a dog had ruined the way i think. saw a guy yawning on the train and i said “ooh big yawn.” throw me into a hole

millennial dracula be like “i vant to pet your dog”

being online doesnt matter. what matters is loving my girlfriend and my dog and my friends and making art

even though i watch it every week, doctor who never seems to pop up on disney plus with a “new episode now streaming” tab on the home page. i always have to search for it. trying not to read into this as disney trying to bury it

u just know a warm patch of concrete hates to see a sleepy dog coming

sorry, is this guy’s thesis that quid pro quo requires the parties involved to look directly into the camera and say “this is a bribe” or else it doesnt count???

I just want to stress: In any rational society this'd be enough to summon antitrust regulations like a bat out of hell. They literally evaluated their own market control and decided they could provide an inferior service because of their de facto monopoly. Execs used to have nightmares like this.

Soft launching burrowcore, the aesthetic that's all about digging a dark hole in the earth and just going in there

so glad google nuked its usability for shit like this

sorry i havent been posting much i got a puppy

God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong Down at the

whatever the next mountain goats album is, it's the album of revolution. i mean realistically it's going to be like. a concept album loosely inspired by appalachian folklore with very niche personal references. but who says those are mutually exclusive

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

instagram is a nightmare. scroll through 12 posts and 2 are going to be from accounts you actually follow. 3 are suggested follows, 4 are ads, 2 are rows of suggested reels, and 1 is a row of AI chatbots. garbage experience

if something on wikipedia is not properly sourced, it will be removed by mods. chatgpt hallucinates information and it’s on you to fact-check, which you could have avoided by starting with a better source. but if you’re the kind of person asking chatgpt for info, youre probably not gonna fact-check

now THIS is journalism

X is less of an "everything" app and more of a "nothing" app 😂

X, the everything app, is a great place to go if you want to read 100 comments under every post no matter what it is that all say "@grok is this real"

there is no link between vaccines and autism, but it is still mindblowing how many parents would rather a dead kid than a kid who might be even a little bit autistic

LLMs are good at stealing and cutting corners and ruining the planet and accelerating cultural atrophy, so if you are into those things, then yeah i guess LLMs are pretty useful

hm. well. uhm. hm

im finding it difficult to remain excited about living through the next decade and beyond

i like that depending on the size of your browser you can adjust the line breaks just right so it looks like Josh Campbell and Kit Maher stole her bag

cleaning out old files and came across a photoshop document i have no recollection of making

27 minutes into the new episode of doctor who: hey this is a pretty fun episode. i hope nothing unbearably cringey happens 28 minutes into the new episode of doctor who: jesus fucking christ

Hello I'm Ringo hang your coat on me noggin

ohhhh okay. thanks for explaining

aint nothing good about this damn friday...

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

well, at least the democrats united to withhold their confirmation of him to trump's cabinet. wait hang on someone is tapping me on the shoulder and whispering something in my ear