pathetic worm says what

Dude is beyond worthless. There are only 3 options to explain Schumer’s behavior. 1. Incapable of leadership 2. Controlled opposition 3. Both

highly recommend baking a birthday cake for your 1-year-old dog and throwing him a birthday party and inviting your friends and his friends from the dog run and having a wonderful evening. happy birthday bhaloo!!

so was i right or what

everyone go watch pluribus right now

@nicklutsko.bsky.social WAKE UP BIG NICK

now i remember why i stopped posting. ok see you next time i have more pictures of my ceramics to share

the lesson here is that more politicians should run survivor-themed attack ads

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

sorry for being sincere but damn what a class act. proud to have voted for him

“the lesson here is we must try to appeal to the right” – chuck schumer tomorrow, probably

permission to lib out your honor

he voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on the working families line and you should too

best shows of the year

joke flopped in slack time to kill myself

clocked immediately by new coworker

for those just joining me, i dont really shitpost anymore. now i make funky ceramic guys and keep to myself

thinking about monarch: legacy of monsters

LADIES LOOK OUT

vince gilligan rhea seehorn sci fi dystopia... im seated

didnt mind him on the first single but god lin manuel miranda is so distracting on the new mountain goats track. lets see how many listens until i can successfully tune him out

watched two very hyped horror movies over the last two days (lake mungo and bring her back) and my review is that they are both Fine At Best!

googling “does my dog know i love him” if that tells you anything about the kind of night i’m having

caught my baby trying to sell his brand new shoes on depop. yeah the listing said exactly what you think it did

they got the wrong jimmy

makes Brown's decision to bend the transphobic knee all the more pathetic and disappointing

im going to kick you

theater etiquette is really bad these days huh

saw something pretty incredible the other day

i cant log onto any social media site without seeing the most vile hateful shit imaginable. it seems increasingly like the only good option is to log off entirely

you tellin me this thot counts?

"actually there are a few use cases for LLMs" fair enough friend! Just know that I lose all respect for you when you use them for anything at all. Utter contempt. I'll never respect you again. Good luck out there

We are watching the billionaire technofascists use their AI pets to rewrite history in front of our very eyes. Never assume AI is some kind of neutral tool. It is a fascist tool and anyone who doesn’t get this at this stage is a fool.

this is so depressing

can’t wait for jonathan greenblatt to hand wave this away

mom come quick theyre stealing oomfs tweets on bluesky

this is none of my business actually

this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not

i know this seems like a repeat of the iraq war in the early 2000s but honestly life was pretty good back then. i was playing with bionicles and my parents let me stay up late to watch Lost. (assistant whispers in my ear) i am learning that back then i was a child and there were other things at play

“Finally AI can take all the hard work of brainstorming away from me. Instead, I can focus on what’s truly human: Two other synonyms for brainstorming.”

me whenever Jack and Locke fight on LOST

seems like RTD picked up one of steven moffat's worst traits: taking an interesting female character and redefining her entire personality based on her motherhood

looked at twitter and nothing on my timeline or trending topics even remotely hinted at elon leaving the administration. wondering if anyone else is having this experience or if ive just done a good job curating my timeline

adopting a dog had ruined the way i think. saw a guy yawning on the train and i said “ooh big yawn.” throw me into a hole

millennial dracula be like “i vant to pet your dog”

being online doesnt matter. what matters is loving my girlfriend and my dog and my friends and making art

even though i watch it every week, doctor who never seems to pop up on disney plus with a “new episode now streaming” tab on the home page. i always have to search for it. trying not to read into this as disney trying to bury it

u just know a warm patch of concrete hates to see a sleepy dog coming