LMAOOOO look at who wrote it

they’re literally doing the post-election “here’s how Bernie can still win” meme, but dead serious lmaoooo

Pretty fucking insane that we’re obviously just waiting for a fully loaded commercial plane to crash until Republicans even lift a finger.

just heard someone say “they’re a diamond a dozen” and god damn it pissed me off

lol they couldn’t figure it out

Just saw this again and GOD DAMN IT GET THESE WORTHLESS CORPSES OUT PLEASE ASAP

all of this, and they hate us!! they wish violence on us. you can tell because they weren't even sad that charlie died. horrible people. i hate them all

when i threaten to starve them unless they vote how i command they vote for communist islamists anyway! they cling to their horrible expensive healthcare and won't fix it and blame me even though we have concepts of plans on this. they lie and say everything is expensive but everything is cheap

because they doxx the fine law enforcement officers who are merely using gutter violence to make sure this country is for white people, i send in the army men and tanks and the radical communist judges try and block me from this basic exercise of my power

the democrats are horrible people. i despise them. they can't run their cities which are crime infested hellholes because the people they choose to lead them are low IQ. when i send the police in to get criminal ice cream men and children off the streets with extreme prejudice they take pictures

This asshole made his ENTIRE personality about being a MAYOR PETE - and he ran basically unopposed in a low turnout election winning with 10k votes. Mamdani got a MILLION FUCKING VOTES in the middle of the worst billionaire election interference we have ever seen. Say his name you fucking slug.

any Democrat who isn’t cheering Mamdani’s blowout from the roofs right now is a snake and dangerous to any resistance movement against the active fascist era (which they are largely responsible for creating in the first place!)

the funny thing about this kind of incel take is that it really only applies to shitty boring people - women will be more likely to date a shitty tall person than a shitty short person, but if you’re just normal and cool you will probably never ever get rejected for your height

“We did deep dive interviews with three guys in MAGA hats at a rural diner in Arkansas about why they won’t be voting for Zohran Mamdan, so as you can understand these results were not what we expected!”

trump says he has a mandate?? haha what’s his name haha

really funny that the r/Democrats subreddit has a strict rule against sharing any Mamdani news, even after he won lmao instead it’s literally all AI slop, snark tweets, and gen X wine lib takes like “does anyone else think it’s crazy…”

what the fuck if this is my plane I’m gonna kill myself that’s crazy what’s this Talespin-ass Baloo-ass plane no way

fucking lmao I’m sitting on a stoop in Portugal in front of a vacant storefront, and these two women came up and gently shooed me away - no problem, they probably need to go inside… lmao nope they just sat down on the stoop where I was sitting and are having a cigarette together 🤣

THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION, PELOSI AND SCHUMER LITERALLY OFFERED TRUMP $25 BILLION DOLLARS TO BUILD HIS DUMBASS BORDER WALL IN 2018, THEY DO NOT DISAGREE WITH HIM!!!

now that they’re done, you can tell how little juice they had the entire time because not one of these burnouts went with “ZOHRANTIFA” even once

if we can figure out how to effectively oust these fucking terminal losers out of the party, we will never lose another election in our lives

so good

LMAO AHHHH HAHAHA

guy winning the lottery ten times in one day: yay! guy who didn’t win the lottery at all: well you’ve really done it now, good luck with your sharia law, this is terrible for you and you’re stupid actually this place is bad now and I’m leaving you hate jews by the way and you did 9/11 also

outrageously funny about rich NYC guys saying they’re all leaving now of ALLLLL the people in new york, EVERYONE hates you guys the most! socially weird cruel no personality slugs, economically you are destroying the city and everyone’s affordability, and ur all kind of ugly!

eat shit, hope it hurt

vaxxed?

just saw another one, just holy shit we are so societally cooked it’s not even funny

Hakeem Jeffries is doing for Nancy Pelosi’s abysmal legacy exactly the same thing Trump did for George W. Bush - even when you’re an all-out war criminal dumbass largely responsible for the crisis we’re in, some 10x monumental disaster steps in to make your legacy look twee

actually wild that not only is this fucking guy completely unprepared to meet the moment, but he’s hands down objectively the worst Dem leader I have seen in my lifetime, it’s not even close

hey uhh just to be clear they’re just trying to cull the population cutting SNAP, shutting down the govt, killing healthcare - the end goal is a silent genocide of the poorest least enfranchised Americans so there’s more left for them - that’s it, that’s the whole plan

one of the saddest things about watching society interact with AI is the sheer volume of people who ask it to talk to them like this

scott adams be like:

i stg the day is like an hour and a half long now what the hell

If you have any interest in winning at all you need to remove this many from any position that involves communicating with the public. Anyone who can’t see this should also be fired.

think we can all agree abraham lincoln probably had a psychotically large cock

remember when Don Jr was like “what are you gonna do, share your birthday cake with your friends like some kind of socialist instead of gorging the entire thing by yourself??”

Every time I’ve been to Europe, I am violently shaken by the fact that *NOOOBBODDDY* wears a mask in public and *EVVEERRYYBODYYY* is horrifically sick all the time. Like, in the U.S. I see people masking on transit all the time? I thought we were supposed to be the backwards savages?!

when god abandons us he won’t tell anyone but there will be signs

violently uncanny

inside you there are two wolves

Not me. All of us.

my feed over on X is wall-to-wall anti-Mamdani losers and 100% of the comments are ripping them apart on every single one

base bal;l

What’s really funny is like, America is world famous for eating like slop pigs, we eat almost EVERYTHING with our hands and it’s always covered in sticky thick sauce. Wings, ribs, burgers, fried chicken, hot dogs, deep dish pizza, nachos, corn on the cob, fries, donuts, roast beef sandos, s’mores…

obsessed with watching the dumbest people alive crash into their own ass trying to pin claims of antisemitism on Mamdani, by being insanely antisemitic hell yeah dawg tell us more about money grubbing jews with no morals