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Bro, I literally can’t stand renting from Hertz I literally have THREE reservations at multiple locations and every one I’ve showed up at says they have no cars at all, and that reservations aren’t guaranteed.

feel like if i ever move away from skeletor my avi would need to be this

Hulu, I am BEGGING YOU to understand that when I want to rewatch a TV show I’ve already seen, I don’t want to only watch the last 30 seconds of every single episode autoplayed one after the other.

Genuinely cannot overstate the degree to which Democrats will NEVER impeach Trump if they regain both chambers, it’s not even worth fantasizing about. They think it’ll turn off centrist voters as “too divisive”, and that’s the end of it. Plus, we have too many conservatives in the Dem ranks anyway.

This is the most coked up you can be without actually opening a restaurant during the presser

yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle

Watching Vance at the America First rally, it really clicked for me that he is their Hakeem Jeffries. Just like an irrelevant mouthpiece with nothing to say, no values or charisma, sent up there because he happens to be the guy they put in that job. Like, on a spiritual level, they’re the same guy.

So just to get this straight: 👇 Six months ago CBS paid Trump a $16 million bribe to get him to approve an $8 billion merger to allow David & Larry Ellison to effectively own Paramount, who then immediately made Bari Weiss head of CBS News so that she could kill damaging coverage about Trump. 😳

thanks for taking away our healthcare btw u fucking piece of shit

it gets worse

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NEW: AOC singles out JD for 2028, MAGA republicans bolt from DC without extending healthcare tax credits and the FBI is IMPLODING:

it gets worse ep. 2

it's frankly insane that they coudn't even replicate the font correctly, i stg some of those letters will just fall off by the end of the week

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I think it's cool that the new deputy FBI director, Dan Bongino once got so mad that he did a multi-day tweet thread about how communists should be put down like dogs because I called him "bongo vagina"

Get Schumer the FUCK OUT. NOW. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Trump Donald pisses off Republicans, Kash Patel pisses off everybody... and it only gets worse:

we deserve a second, bigger 9/11 for this

I do think a lot of this is just trying to "yes, and" anything in front of them with the end goal of having any kind of social interaction where they can feel seen and connected to other people based on a shared consumption of media. It's a lack of recognition of an outside world at all

one of the weirdest signs of our decaying society is that for every news story about someone, (or many people) dying, the comments always have some painfully cringe movie reference, with a TON of likes like not only have we fully lost our humanity, but god damn are we culturally massive losers too

as a tiny car enthusiast just everyone shut up and let him do it, he's doing it for dumb reasons but it's objectively very good for us to have normal sized small cars instead of 200 ton pickup trucks as the norm

It’s a shame this settlement didn’t hit until after Black Friday!

lmao I was COMPLETELY wrong! it actually went from $419/mo to $972, so way more than doubled fucking god

Welp, got new health insurance quotes today and they are *literally* doubled from last year. Almost exactly twice as much per month. We are F-U-C-K-E-D.

BREAKING: 70% - 90% of Americans are below the Real Poverty Line!

This also being AI generated slop for NO REASON is just so perfectly *chef’s kiss* horrible.

A nice thing I’ll say about Gen X is they are uniquely *almost* universally in agreement that their generation totally biffed it, and they’re giving up. At least that kind of self-awareness is nice. 👍

one of the most comforting things about Elon Musk is that he’s proof positive, rest assured, that no amount of wealth, privilege, or power can ever fix the horribly whiny self-serving losers you grew up with, they will always be paying for their sins on a cosmic scale 🙏

Just realized why they want to call Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) and not the more obvious General Artificial Intelligence

"a promise of a vote" from the pedophile party is very promising

Some of us can't even afford healthcare with the ACA. The point is that nothing was promised, the shutdown happened for no reason so it made people suffer with no real end results, and if Trump extends the credit to keep the status quo, he gets to look like the hero and Dems lose again

genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!

only good thing about the current multi-generational hellscape is that gen X will never hold real power thank GODDD

Nobody: John McVie:

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Desperately trying to convince one of the retired teachers at the community garden that she does not need the 16in M4 Macbook Pro just because she wants to upgrade from her 2005 Macbook Pro to check her emails and run Photoshop CS6 :/

countdown to gavin newsom stealing this meme but somehow doing it wrong and about himself

very specific request but does anyone have a lead on a TINY ultra-compact rice cooker? 1 cup uncooked or less, NOT 1.5 cup, do not send me 1.5 cup I swear to god please and thank you

what do u guys wanna do this weekend

Trump/Zohran 2028

shit like this makes the 8 Traitor betrayal so much worse, like the single most reliable thing we know about Trump is that he always collapses under pressure, he’s really just a weak old man bolstered by billionaires and corrupt politicians we were SO close to keeping our healthcare down, SO CLOSE!

this shit is so funny