Help, I saw Project Hail Mary and now I'm in love with a pile of rocks.

in his neverending pursuit to maintain posting excellence, dan from the internet has proudly been blocked by marc andreessen on the other app for reasons unknown to anyone

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

courtpacking is and always has been a moderate position!! happy that someone running for office finally nutted up and said it out loud.

here's the whooshing sound just before the bubble pop

tax the richa, please!

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if andy burnham becomes ukpm im not gonna shut up about how back we are

here's the only massacre that happened related to the whcd

here's the only massacre that happened related to the whcd

One of the worst things to happen to America was journalism ceasing to be a middle income career like teaching or accounting and transforming into a bullshit job for precocious rich kids because parental subsidies are required for your first decade in the business.

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ive never laughed so hard at room tone in my life hahahahahahhaahhaa

we’re adding “live your marriage in such a way that you never end up in a pastor solomon thread” to the vows, folks

Tim Heidecker Wants to Erase Alex Jones from InfoWars My interview with the comedian helming @theonion.com’s takeover of the conspiracy website www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

rip to him i guess, and if i had to guess his seat will go blue and to the left in novemver. but age limits for congress ffs.

now that we have tmz in dc and seeing how much of a failure ny post in california is: we made such a fair trade lolol

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

saying gazans have no right to their home because they have the wrong religion (to say nothing of the systemic displacement and dismemberment of jewish palestinians) is both reprehensibly anti-democratic and refreshingly honest coming from schumer. he's gotta go in 2028

'Uber for Nurses' apps are lobbying aggressively against regulations as they expand across the US. They include allowing workers to "bid" on gig shifts with the lowest wage bid winning the gig www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

From Gaza to now Iran and Lebanon, Israel is expanding its testing ground for AI-enabled military technology in terrifying ways. Read my latest piece in Zeteo about how big tech is powering Israel’s AI war machine 👇

The real failure to look in the mirror is academics falling back on comfortable “we’re partly responsible because we enforced left wing orthodoxy“ thinking rather than the less comfortable truth that Trump/MAGA are bad faith actors who will only be satisfied with resegregated MAGA academies

"Garden's security apparatus to focus on her...Not because she posed any kind of danger at that moment. Because Richards was a transgender woman, and Eversole allegedly wanted to keep her 'away from the players.'" jesus fucking christ

I have received some important information pertaining to my katy perry manifesto

I am concerned about whether my alma mater will welcome back Jayanta Bhattacharya if he wanted to return from this federal service. I wrote this a week ago and have received no response at this point. 1/6

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

it is fascinating to me how Bernie has gotten into this stuff youtu.be/h3AtWdeu_G0?...

There is no place in our country or the Democratic Party for those who abuse women and girls. I stand with the courageous survivor who shared her story. Congressman Swalwell must leave the Governor’s race immediately.

for some reason this morning im nostalgic for early '10s twitter when hashtags were writers' rooms for wild topics. with that context in mind: "what's your favorite racist joke and why?" hashtag-banned-workplace-icebreakers

The Depp v Heard trial ultimately aided Trump in his return to power, the machinations of which I know he doesn’t personally understand, because his commentary (while nothing close to feminist or fair) actually pointed out the absurdity of Depp’s case and allegations against Amber Heard

This video has the correct concepts, but unfortunately pointed in the wrong direction. The perceived status loss isn't gender. It's whiteness. Again, the majority of white women voters, voted for Trump, 3 times in a row. Black men see themselves as more masculine, and 9/10 vote against Trump. 🙂🙃

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

BREAKING: The ProPublica union is on strike today. The unionized staff at the non-profit outlet has walked out after two years of stalled negotiations. The workers core demands are AI protections, just cause employment provisions, layoff safeguards, and pay increases.

the people who approvingly cite tucker carlson’s brief moments of lucidity are like cats chasing a laser pointer

The “NSPM-7 Joint Mission Center” identifies domestic terrorists motivated by: “anti-Americanism,” “anti-capitalism,” “anti-Christianity,” “extremism on migration,” extremism on “race,” extremism on “gender,” “Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family,” amongst others.

I profiled @mollycrabapple.bsky.social for @us.theguardian.com. We discuss her timely new book, "Here Where We Live Is Our Country: The Story of the Jewish Bund." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

This 2024 election take on Trump didn’t age so well. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽

In this collection of reports, we explore the different approaches via which anarchists around the country engaged with the March 28 No Kings demonstrations. There is tremendous anger and desire for change, but it is only just beginning to assume concrete forms. crimethinc.com/NoKings2026

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

The Case For Lebensraum: How Hitler Can Still Win in England By Joseph Goebbels

The Case For Lebensraum: How Hitler Can Still Win in England By Joseph Goebbels