focus on bryan st. pere (RIP king) beating the everloving shit out of his drums, but staying perfectly in control the entire time, as you watch

Anyway. It’s been too long since you’ve watched this, I guarantee it

oh this is a VERY good setlist >>>

Winners talk

This seems meaningful

kane and messi should drop the gloves

Anyway. It’s been too long since you’ve watched this, I guarantee it

that’s a shame, isn’t it

(taps the sign)

Gonna go ahead and keep my powder dry on that one

What. The fuck?

Fox’s commitment to making nearly every sporting event they broadcast as unwatchable as possible really is something

very funny that a deliberative body whose average age is like 59 acts like they were all born yesterday: “The U.S. used year-round daylight saving time… in 1974 to reduce energy use. But it proved deeply unpopular and Congress repealed it later that year.”

Do you think they’ll let Harper fuck the flag as a special treat for the fans

So goddamned happy for Marsh and Sánchez

step zero would have to be a massive, MASSIVE campaign to undo decades of gerrymandering or else all you’re doing is feeding folks into the woodchipper even faster

if I could add one thought here: Candlebox

🫡🫡🫡

There are no jobs for teens, they’re not allowed to hang out anywhere in public, time to criminalize being bored

Kim Williams sits as chair of the Joint Finance Committee, responsible for drafting the budget bill every yeah that funds basically everything in the state, and she wants you to know she sent emails and had perfect attendance.

What are Delaware legislators proud of after a given session? Rep. Kim Williams (D, Stanton) provides a helpful recap

you tell them they can't hang out in the park after dark. you chase them off the basketball courts. the skate parks have all been dismantled. all their third spaces have been ripped from them. i don't know what you expect them to do that doesn't cost money

well. that sure was fun anyway. much respect to Jordan Walker

I know Harp grates on a lot of people (even Phillies fans) but I’m not gonna pretend like I wouldn’t have done the same thing given the chance

this broadcast is beneath contempt, my god

Not gonna overthink this one: Schwarber wins

Ricky Bo forever a real one

they put the home run derby on Netflix lmao. baseball should lose its antitrust exemption

Yes, I agree, they guy who spent this off-season having his blood ozoned by some guy he probably met on Instagram is too smart to fall for a clever marketing ploy by Fan Duel

sorry guys, you can keep trying to get me to change how I feel about that 2019 LSU team but it’s not gonna work

gonna need to see the date on that newspaper, boss

that cut from Schmidt to Utley and both have equally white hair was rude to me specifically and I am filing a complaint

Jacob Tyler 🫡

the phils have probably had “better” pitchers in my lifetime but if I had one at-bat and I had to get on base like my life depended on it, there’s no phils pitcher I would less rather face than Zack Wheeler

The bad guys depend on YOUR sense of propriety and civility to do the things they do, it’s not a two way street

Hell yeah, Cris

what if I told you I contain multitudes and can easily do both

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it bsky.app/profile/warr...

late to this, but a reminder to every Democratic elected for next time: shutting the fuck up is always free, and often better than whatever you were inclined to do instead

that statement from Coons is gonna hit like a truck

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Podcaster Bunnie Xo revealed how Jelly Roll reacted to a TMZ video of her kissing 24-year-old "Calabasas Confidential" star Dylan Wolf at his bar.

Dreary outcome for all of us lifelong Haaland supporters

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Fans everywhere, of every sport, love it when something happens and then Sports Lawyers watch video for a while and tell us it didn't happen.

juuuuuust gonna leave this right here

i am once again asking Men to Please Be Normal

I wonder if “Maggot Hagerman” feels that the access and favor curried by covering Trump so deferentially over the past decade was worth it