bro, you just got dogwalked by NEIL GORSUCH

Open warfare between the Executive and the Judicial branches?

vibes remain absolutely wretched, a truly intolerable 84-win season incoming, book it

love to learn about a new character in the @rooster.info cinematic universe

folks, that’s why you should always buy the best lawyer you can afford

pate interviewing the president is the most priors-confirming moment I’ve had in quite a while

conveniently, nearly every device you can buy now has a computer in it

dude what the fuck are you talking about

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

“why won’t the left embrace AI?” well, one reason is that many of us on the left weren’t born yesterday and have already achieved object permanence

man WHAT

watching a documentary about alt rock in the 90s and it is a stark reminder that Kim Deal is cool as fuck

i think i agree with parts of what matt is saying here. i know plenty of christlike (complimentary) folks who spread goodness and believe their faith compels them to do so. HOWEVER,

Elon posted this yesterday. Just for fun I did it with my before/after cancer PET scans that I had already posted online. In the "before" scan Grok missed the massive tumor lighting up my liver, and in both scans it flagged a non-existent "area of concern" in my chest. Other than that, works great!

Let’s play Concentration Camp or Data Center™! No cheating, vibes only. Human guesses only. First up:

I know that Facebook is the preferred playground of most of Delaware's elected officials and DelPol perverts of all kinds, but if you can't get your fill of unhinged content there, may I suggest Nextdoor

BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.

good evening

Another day in America 2026

it's pretty wild that the first out trans congressperson isn't on the sponsor's list, but I understand why. it is *extremely* wild that her state colleagues aren't on it, either

My Trans Bill of Rights protects the freedom for all trans people to live as their full, authentic selves. It’s time to get this passed!

you very well might be, because he wasn’t actually fired. he was placed on leave and resigned before an investigation concluded. details matter!

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

visibly absent from the cover: the crumbl cookie guy

he looks like absolute shit lmao

No shit, Sherlock

sure. why not. who gives a shit. the university of california is in the atlantic coast conference. the big ten has 18 teams. northern illinois is in the mountain west. of course sacramento state belongs in the mac.

“i was in one of the largest cities in the world and i saw another person. we must make regressive policy decisions based upon this experience” these people suck so fucking much

shoutout to best coast, wednesday and others for saying “fuck this shit” and forcing someone in the Epstein files to fact some modicum of consequence

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My trans: 10/10 would trans again

I know it doesn’t work this way but why on fucking earth should I pay federal income taxes to fund this

yeah, this is the best indie rock record I’ve heard in a minute

every single person who tries to yell at me about supporting this motherfucker is going on a list

“abolish ICE and prosecute every single person involved” is the moderate position not allowed to share what *my* position is on this app

Siamese Dream

all I am going to say about this piece (because I do not feel like arguing with strangers on the internet about baseball this evening) is that the Phillies did not exactly behave like a well run franchise with strong on- and off-field culture in handling this situation

Friday the 13th would be a great day for It to Happen, wouldn’t it

one of the things they always say in startup land is “the G in Series G stands for Good”

“oh weird, the guy whose whole thing was being swaggy and slutty and opening his jersey brought A BEER into the dugout after getting pulled from a game?” grow up

I just want you all to know that I have a folder on my desktop called “Castellanos takes” and I am taking notes on which of you being weird or shitty about him now would have had his babies in 2023

I think the greatest gift college professors in the humanities can give to students right now is a seminar room where, for 80 minutes twice a week, nothing that happens to them is a sales pitch for an AI product.

“zach wheeler had a rib removed” sounds like a bit from phillies twitter circa 2007 or so

one of governor john carney’s final gifts to corporate america is now mayor john carney’s problem, i guess 🙃

the logical endpoint of the conservative tentpole belief that children are their parents’ property first and foremost

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trivial thing, but I think it’s cool that i get between 2-5 spam calls a day letting me know about my pre-approval from the loan department, and my only recourse is silencing all unknown numbers, which makes playing phone tag with a new doctor or whatever impossible until i remember to turn it off

congressman ogles, is the "widespread twerking" in the room with you now

this hits like a drink of ice cold water in the middle of the desert