Being an internet scold, however, is the lord’s work bsky.app/profile/this...

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it bsky.app/profile/warr...

God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

chat is it bad that we want our leaders dead of rocket diarrhea

Get in the pit and try to love someone

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

Died shitting on the toilet RIP bsky.app/profile/phil...

There will be inevitable Articles™️ about the left celebrating Lindsey Graham's death to which I will respond that no man celebrated death more, perhaps in all of American history, than Lindsey Graham

“Y’all need to stop having parasocial relationships with politicians and touch grass” as I send my 12th bluesky post of the morning

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

love this site

i swear to god man, there has never been a cadre of sorrier fucking losers and hall-monitor dickweeds than at the top of the Democratic Party

4-8 coach in fourth season saying shit like “the real fans know we’re building something here”

I solve mental health by calling everyone "big dog" or playboy

Honestly the only thing I don't believe about this is that an editor referred to her as "charming." The rest of it tracks perfectly.

“Do you have a moment to discuss your vehicle’s extended warranty?”

I deeply believe that hope is never lost and that the future ~can~ be different, but I don’t think being naive about what currently exists helps us get there. This party, as constituted, is more likely to provide the 50th vote to a 4th Trump SCOTUS pick than they are to ever challenge the court.

ah, there's that Democratic cowardice we all know and love

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

This is @treblaw.bsky.social after a giant roast beef and 6 blue moons bsky.app/profile/atru...

Nice to see a lot people in these parts enjoying their first 2 hockey games of the season. Feels good to do our part to grow the game.

Garry Galley bsky.app/profile/adam...

I dunno I found it pretty helpful bsky.app/profile/nick...

the pope is weak on crime is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve ever read because the only way you can have that thought is if your brain is melted ice cream

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

They pay $34 for burgers. Should their fire department service be free? Opening a new fire department in one of NYC's richest neighborhoods has some of America's pettiest journalists asking silly questions in headlines again.🤡 The article acknowledges the fire department analogy, then blows past it

This guy is the one of the most vile sacks of shit in American politics, has no constituency, and is incredibly unpopular among those who know who he is. The fact that there have been like 27 friendly profiles of him in the last year is an utterly damning indictment of American media.

ipad baby president

He makes them a lot of money bsky.app/profile/elia...

People who post “Conor Lamb deserves an apology” shit are the dumbest, worst people on any platform. Just washed shit lib scolds. bsky.app/profile/adam...

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

I’m going to piss on the grave of anyone in my life that voted for this

This guy better have the “Blow Up” badge on platinum

pate interviewing the president is the most priors-confirming moment I’ve had in quite a while

I hate this place bsky.app/profile/john...

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man? LYONS: Yes mam McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

To me it is tragic that, just because of several hundred disgusting email exchanges with an international sex criminal, CBS viewers will be denied some of the most outrageously specious "wellness" advice imaginable. How are people going to find out about the chalk supplements he sells now?

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

This includes the dog murder bsky.app/profile/atru...