MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson
@benjaminpaul.bsky.social
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A terrifying collection of words and phrases that would give any employer pause.
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K. Thor Jensen
about 12 hours ago
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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This is why they call him Mr. Aware-of-Things.
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5 days ago
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Danny K
19 days ago
WATCH: āPortland Frogā pepper balled by ICE agents
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They call me Mr. Stung-Four-Times-By-Yellow-Jackets-Every-Time-He-Mows-The-Lawn
25 days ago
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Aaron Rupar
about 1 month ago
Trump at a 9/11 commemoration
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Truly, what IS a "signature" anyway?
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about 1 month ago
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deus_ex.txt
about 2 months ago
Stay alert.
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Personally, I think Sacha Baron Cohen running Rudy Giuliani over with a car is going a bit too far for Borat 3 marketing.
about 2 months ago
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Rudy Giuliani has found himself in the unenviable predicament of having collided with a car.
about 2 months ago
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You credulous dopes. You absolute dimwits. He's not dead. He's simply in the middle of receiving his daily series of injections that keep him alive. "Oh! No one has seen him today!" Yeah! Well, he's been in the hospital receiving intensive intravenous care! More fool you!
about 2 months ago
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bakoon
about 2 months ago
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Feeling a little silly tonight so I decided to fire a Governor of the Federal Reserve š¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗššš
2 months ago
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You give me a good idea and five free minutes and I can make magic happen.
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2 months ago
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Drew Magary
2 months ago
Aaron Rodgers.
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Jack Bailey
3 months ago
Didnāt want to believe this was true. Itās true.
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deus_ex.txt
3 months ago
I'll make a break for it after my shift.
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Andrew
3 months ago
There is *zero* air gap between WWE and MAGA now, so just know I think you're fucking scum if you're still trying to justify watching that dogshit.
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Nintendo's first tweet after Hulk Hogan dies. I know that's right.
3 months ago
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No Context GameCenter CX š¹ļø
about 1 year ago
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Stephen A. Smith with a powder blue suit paired with an ALMOST powder blue tie. It doesnāt work. It looks a mess.
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4 months ago
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No! No!!
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4 months ago
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Best city in da world baby
4 months ago
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broke: whoa! Pascal Siakam looks like Undertaker haaha! woke: my guy Pascal is doing the David Bowie uĒÉ„ŹÉĒÉ„ pose
4 months ago
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Donald Trumpās military parade is a big BUST! And speaking of big BUSTSā¦Marilyn Monroeās āSome Like It Hotā is a big MUST for you to watch this weekend! From the Windy City filled with big GUSTSā¦Iām Gene Shalit!
4 months ago
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My internal soundtrack for the Elon/Trump breakup is the Mario Kart World harmonica theme. Inextricably linked now in my mind forever.
5 months ago
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This massive outrageous pork
5 months ago
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Blowing up a big rocket in the air and getting a standing ovation for it. Iām being given a bunch of flowers. Iām given a blank check. Thank you. Also youāre welcome.
8 months ago
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The awful wrestler known as Goldust has blocked me on the other microblogging website. I hope he sees this message here on BlueSky and apologizes for his errant medical advice.
8 months ago
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Iām here now š
12 months ago
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