Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

This is why they call him Mr. Aware-of-Things.

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

They call me Mr. Stung-Four-Times-By-Yellow-Jackets-Every-Time-He-Mows-The-Lawn

Trump at a 9/11 commemoration

Truly, what IS a "signature" anyway?

Stay alert.

Personally, I think Sacha Baron Cohen running Rudy Giuliani over with a car is going a bit too far for Borat 3 marketing.

Rudy Giuliani has found himself in the unenviable predicament of having collided with a car.

You credulous dopes. You absolute dimwits. He's not dead. He's simply in the middle of receiving his daily series of injections that keep him alive. "Oh! No one has seen him today!" Yeah! Well, he's been in the hospital receiving intensive intravenous care! More fool you!

Feeling a little silly tonight so I decided to fire a Governor of the Federal Reserve 🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜

You give me a good idea and five free minutes and I can make magic happen.

Aaron Rodgers. defector.com/why-your-tea...

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

I'll make a break for it after my shift.

There is *zero* air gap between WWE and MAGA now, so just know I think you're fucking scum if you're still trying to justify watching that dogshit.

Nintendo's first tweet after Hulk Hogan dies. I know that's right.

Stephen A. Smith with a powder blue suit paired with an ALMOST powder blue tie. It doesn’t work. It looks a mess. #NBADraft

No! No!!

Best city in da world baby

broke: whoa! Pascal Siakam looks like Undertaker haaha! woke: my guy Pascal is doing the David Bowie uǝɥʇɐǝɥ pose

Donald Trump’s military parade is a big BUST! And speaking of big BUSTS…Marilyn Monroe’s “Some Like It Hot” is a big MUST for you to watch this weekend! From the Windy City filled with big GUSTS…I’m Gene Shalit!

My internal soundtrack for the Elon/Trump breakup is the Mario Kart World harmonica theme. Inextricably linked now in my mind forever.

This massive outrageous pork

Blowing up a big rocket in the air and getting a standing ovation for it. I’m being given a bunch of flowers. I’m given a blank check. Thank you. Also you’re welcome.

The awful wrestler known as Goldust has blocked me on the other microblogging website. I hope he sees this message here on BlueSky and apologizes for his errant medical advice.

I’m here now 👍