When Harrison Butker doinks in a kick youtu.be/xwHVYJnVw-k?...

Mac Jones looks like a kid borrowing his dad's jacket for an event at school

⚠️ warning: ohio posting ⚠️ i'm seeing a cool zoomer shoegaze band in the basement of a donatos rn

It’s always fun when Vikings coaches are like “Will Reichard is an assassin, he’d slit your mother’s throat to get that dub” and then you see the guy and he looks like a side character from an American Pie sequel

Trevor Lawrence completed just 2 of 11 passes over 10 air yards for 62 yards and an interception against the Texans. Houston continues to field a championship-level defense with an offense that throws up all over itself

Dude, lemme tell you how many profiles of Wentz this week will include the phrase “humbled by his time working as a backup”

My team’s QB performs better the less I believe in him and people, I will NEVER believe in Carson Wentz. Ergo, booking my tickets for San Francisco in February

If you need someone to get you six yards on third-and-long, Jake Ferguson is there. If you need someone to get you two yards on second-and-10, Jake Ferguson is there. If you want Jake Ferguson to do anything but these two things please do not call on Jake Ferguson.

Oh shit Caleb Williams is ALIVE WITH PLEASURE

Uh oh Bosa down

Aaron Glenn's full reaction to the block, the sprint down the sidelines, and the strut at the end matched with the live audio

AND YOU GET A BLOCKED FG TD AND YOU GET A BLCOKED FG TD AND YOU GET A BLOCKED FG TD

I have to say… today was a good day

BROWNIES!

he’s the taller, goofier version of Rex Grossman

The key is to bench him SOON, before he starts looking like Carson Wentz again

I love this for me

Well I can see why Matt Daniels was begging for Rodgers to be the primary kick returner

This rocks

It might have been a coincidence that Drake Maye just had his head whiplashed into the turf by TJ Watt and Nick Herbig, was not checked, and threw the ball directly into Cam Heyward's hand for a tipped-ball pick two plays later

Okay my team remembered how to play football

Matt Millen just declared that Bryce Young was still in the learning process as a Year 2 quarterback while Michael Penix was ahead as a Year 3 quarterback. In short, we have the appropriate announcer team for this Panthers vs. Falcons game.

This kicks major ass

Married 23 years today, which has to be a record

JAMBOROO: defector.com/scoreboard

Okay happy gameday everyone, let’s talk football. Ask me any serious question you have about Week 3 and I’ll answer it as best I can. Here’s this week’s JAMBOROO previewing the slate. defector.com/scoreboard

Oh thank Christ

FINALLY. The Miami (OH) botched hold on the tying FG attempt as time expired that drew an "OH NO, DISASTER" from the ESPN announcer (h/t @dreyesceron.bsky.social)

Tonight I learned that mouthwash can go bad

HAIL MARY ALERT

Fake Mahomes having a very Fake Mahomes game so far for Nebraska

ME (working for ESPN): I love getting free Disney passes, living in Connecticut isn't so bad ME (working for Yahoo): I have canceled Disney+ in our righteous fight against fascism

I was like “damn Wisconsin is really shitty” then I switched over to Clemson and they’re even worse

Hear me out: a tush push, but it’s with the running back taking a handoff from the backfield (There are dudes behind him to push when he hits the line but I’m still scheming that out)

Oh man am I watching the last stand of the man who’s 40

Again I must reiterate: as president I would outlaw all injuries

Oh I love this

This’ll all get worse before it gets better www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Oh hey! Need a bit of GOOD news this Friday? Well, we've got that. @sfgate.com launched a SoCal Bureau last year and hired 5 journalists to cover LA. It's been so successful under the steady hand of @farleyelliott.bsky.social that it now has its own newsletter: www.sfgate.com/la/article/s...

"I hope all of these people end up in a Hell that’s worse than the one they’re constructing right in front of us." www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Wrote about the Kimmel firing, which felt like a dam breaking. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Who gets remembered? Crunching the numbers from 36,000 immaculate grids: defector.com/who-gets-rem...

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

The first thing I thought of upon reading that was “didn‘t Bobby Grich’s ass make a baseball card one year?" Turns out it did.

48 years old and I still giggle like a schoolgirl when a player’s asscrack is showing

All right let’s watch this dogshit football game

If by patient he meant waiting until tomorrow instead of tonight then sure

“Illuminated numbers carry an authority that mental ones don’t, just as printed words carry more heft than those read on a screen. When you see your team’s score up there in the sky, that makes the game part of the historical record. Permanent.” defector.com/scoreboard