Drew Magary
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Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I’m just here for a good time. Signal: @drewmagary84
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Drew Magary | Defector
Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.
https://defector.com/author/drew-magary
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And indeed it is, Scott.
Defector.com
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I try to put Times rage bait out of mind but when I saw this shit this morning I was truly repulsed. Fuck these people.
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I’m late to this but it’s suitably ruthless
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Sebastian Maniscalco: New Lawyer - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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If I were a Sixers fan (I’m not) I’d absolutely loathe Jalen Brunson
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Mitchell Robinson with one of the ruder blocks I’ve seen
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I think I’d be really good at writing cover headlines for alumni magazines.
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clarence
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I bought a hoodie that replicates Zhukov’s medal layout and it’s a real conversation piece
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Watching Death of Stalin with my daughter (great movie) and did NOT know Michael Palin was in it before we started. Just the happiest possible surprise
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maitreyi anantharaman
about 24 hours ago
prev time!!!!! for freaks only!
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Patrick Wyman
about 24 hours ago
Now that's the good shit
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Defector
about 24 hours ago
Role players, ring chasers, and a shadow GM: Your guide to the 2026 WNBA season
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Role Players, Ring Chasers, And A Shadow GM: Your Guide To The 2026 WNBA Season | Defector
The WNBA season begins tonight. Rather than preview each team, I’ve decided to look at some storylines I’ll be following through some of the league’s best characters. This has nothing to do with the…
https://defector.com/wnba-season-preview-2026
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Yayyy
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rivers mccown
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As someone who rostered Worthy last year, I was also afraid to use him.
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Yup. I love making shit.
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Had a good fiction writing day today
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Aerosmith - Back In The Saddle (Audio)
YouTube video by AerosmithVEVO
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I think the Vikings will make Rob Brzezinski the permanent GM and then hire one of the guys they’re interviewing right now to be his personnel guy
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OLD TIME HUKKY!
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Gritty Is Beside Himself, With Lauren Theisen | Defector
We need to be adults about this: Hockey is real. The NHL’s playoffs are in point of fact going on right now. There is just no sense in hiding from it. While I wouldn’t say we were hiding from the real...
https://defector.com/gritty-is-beside-himself-with-lauren-theisen
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David Lovejoy
2 days ago
Kudos to Drew, Roth, and Lauren for discussing my glassware storage question with all due seriousness
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Hey now it’s The Distraction’s NHL playoffs preview (kinda), with
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Shodders For The Cup with Lauren Theisen
Defector’s chief hockey officer Lauren Theisen is back! Drew and Roth ask her how it’s possible that the Sabres hadn’t made the playoffs in 14 years. Also, Drew bought a Quinn Hughes jersey while ston...
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lindsey adler
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How very exciting
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
3 days ago
wasn’t bullied enough imo
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Patrick Wyman
3 days ago
I will never understand the reality-distortion field that the right has bought into around the physical capabilities of a sedentary octogenarian with the worst diet imaginable who literally hasn't exerted himself physically since LBJ was president. He can't fight! Why would you think he can?
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3 days ago
We watched Total Recall in shop class in high school. When we got to the triple boob, my classmate lost his mind and started screaming that they never showed that shit on the Superstation!! I'll always appreciate Ted Turner for beginning the chain of events that led to that moment.
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Greg With Two G's
3 days ago
I swear to we're going to find out her kid's middle name is Vralbert by end of the week.
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I audibly laughed
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Oh you gotta be shitting me with the writing in this note
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Purported Epstein Suicide Note Is Released
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/nyregion/epstein-suicide-note.html
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Not doing the stock joke when I tell you, genuinely, that I thought Ted Turner had died like 15 years ago
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My daughter is home from college YAYYY
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🎶They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em🎶
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Florida creates 'anti-woke' AP history alternative for students
Florida's education chief announced a state-developed alternative to AP U.S. history for college credit, part of a fight against 'ideological bias.'
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/state/2026/05/05/florida-develops-alternative-to-ap-u-s-history-course/89935076007/
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Shai
3 days ago
During Grant Hill's last season with the Pistons when he had a broken ankle or some injury that had him using crutches, he was shopping at the grocery store I was working at, he dropped one of his crutches grabbing some apples, I picked that crutch up for him.
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Well Walton won a title in Portland. Also there are so many other candidates for that honor: Greg Oden, John Wall, Grant Hill (for some reason he’s the one that bothers me the most)
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Ah, well then that’s that
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Liz Cook
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Really enjoyed this piece from
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about yes, maggot cheese, but also disgust (my favorite topic) and artisanship and much more.
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The strange story of casu marzu, Sardinia’s famous maggot cheese
A generation after casu marzu was banned across Europe, artisanal cheesemakers in Sardinia still elevate the controversial technique into a culinary art form.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/maggot-cheese-casu-marzu-sardinia-italy
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“shame serves as a robustly liberal alternative to the political violence that Klein and company rightly abhor.”
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How Can We Live Together?
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
https://www.bostonreview.net/articles/how-can-we-live-together/
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“Have you seen the world? I promise you, if you think that I’m on some kind of agenda, then I’m really shitty at it because nothing has gone in the direction that I had hoped. I mean, nothing for 25 years.”
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The Stephen Colbert Exit Interview: “I Did Not Expect It To End This Way”
As ‘The Late Show’ nears its final bow, the host opens up about the cancellation that shocked the industry, the win of going out as a “martyr” and his next act in Middle-earth.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/stephen-colbert-interview-late-show-end-1236585528/
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War Is Over (If You Say It)
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Gerry
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🎶 "It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right / I hope you had a miniature wiiiife"🎶
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Oh yeah this is my kind of content
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You’re never gonna sell me on a pitch for The Miniature Wife. There’s just no chance.
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Sometimes Donovan Mitchell makes some of the most beautiful moves I’ve ever seen, sometimes he lobs an alley oop to his invisible friend
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NFL Daily News
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NFL and NFL Referees Association progressed far enough on new deal and are set for ratification vote on Thursday night. If approved, it would prevent the use of replacement officials this season.
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“Hate your boss. Just hate the ever-loving shit out of them. You can be buds with your immediate supervisor, because they’re probably just as compromised as you are. But the big boss? FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT.”
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The Musical Biopic Is Dead | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...
https://defector.com/the-musical-biopic-is-dead
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“There will never be a prestigious journalism award named the Gold Keyboard.”
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'Devil Wears Prada 2' doesn't tell the real story of the magazine industry
The new hit sequel makes a lot of industry mistakes, writes Drew Magary.
https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/devil-wears-prada-2-review-22242968.php
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SFGATE
4 days ago
The new hit sequel makes a lot of industry mistakes, writes Drew Magary.
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'Devil Wears Prada 2' doesn't tell the real story of the magazine industry
The new hit sequel makes a lot of industry mistakes, writes Drew Magary.
https://bit.ly/4whSVhQ
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Here’s my review of Devil Wears Prada 2, which I used mostly to talk about how much Anna Wintour sucks.
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'Devil Wears Prada 2' doesn't tell the real story of the magazine industry
The new hit sequel makes a lot of industry mistakes, writes Drew Magary.
https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/devil-wears-prada-2-review-22242968.php
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Neil showers bring May flowers
4 days ago
Today seems as good a day as any to re-read
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’s tremendous oral history tribute of Anthony Bourdain
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The Enormous Life of Anthony Bourdain, According to Those Who Knew Him Best
Chefs, artists, and loved ones pay tribute to the late culinary icon.
https://www.gq.com/story/anthony-bourdain-men-of-the-year-tribute
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“So he goes to get his ID and pulls out his ‘wallet,’ which was what looked to be one of those absurdly long CVS receipts wrapped around his various items. Where do you think that ranks relative to a plastic bag wallet in terms of insanity?” FUNBAG!
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The Musical Biopic Is Dead | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...
https://defector.com/the-musical-biopic-is-dead
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Jasper Wang
4 days ago
The WNBA is back, and so is
@defector.com
's TEN MINUTE QUARTERS at Littlefield in Brooklyn on Monday May 18. We’ll have giveaways, games, goofs, and as always a lineup of hilarious comics. Go to
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for tickets, use code LETSGOLIBS for 10% off
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Defector
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The musical biopic is dead:
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The Musical Biopic Is Dead | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking…
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