Drew Magary
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Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I’m just here for a good time. Signal: @drewmagary84
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Drew Magary | Defector
Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.
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about 3 hours ago
I just wrote an article about this and decided not to publish it yet. It is in the DOJ files (file got renamed after originally published and taken down. It’s online now). But too many unknowns about whether the letter itself is real or not. Some additional info though:
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Megan Greenwell
about 17 hours ago
I’m reliably informed that three days before Christmas is the ideal time to post exciting professional news on social media, so: I’m hosting a podcast! About media! For
@columjournreview.bsky.social
! It’s gonna be fun; subscribe here:
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Anna Bower
1 day ago
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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Judd Zulgad
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J.J. McCarthy had been making progress but another injury has derailed him.
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J.J. McCarthy's improvement means little if he can't remain on the field
The QB left Sunday's game against the Giants after suffering a hand injury in the second quarter It was the third injury this season -- and the fourth in his NFL career -- to sideline him.
https://juddzulgad.substack.com/p/jj-mccarthys-improvement-means-little
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sean kuhn
1 day ago
who calls the shots where you get your news?
defector.com/products
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Ben Goessling
1 day ago
Further tests on J.J. McCarthy's right hand will be used to determine whether the quarterback suffered any ligament damage, per source. Coach Kevin O’Connell said after the game he was unsure if McCarthy was able to grip the ball on the strip sack that ended his day.
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I’d say a total of about three teams felt like playing today
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Gourmet Spud
1 day ago
I feel so alone Gonna end up a big ol pile of
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Ditto
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I kinda like FOX’s fake snow effect but it also makes me feel tricked
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A couple weeks ago I said Mike McDaniel probably saved his job. Go ahead and scratch that.
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Ian Rapoport
1 day ago
Browns star rookie Quinshon Judkins, who was carted off, suffered a broken leg in today’s game, sources say. He’s also being evaluated for a knee injury. Judkins’ promising season is over with 947 scrimmage yards in 14 games.
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Denny Carter
1 day ago
Announcer in the Broncos-Jaguars game: "Sean Payton is not into analytics. He's about people."
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Ben Goessling
1 day ago
J.J. McCarthy had his right hand in a fingerless glove in the locker room. The
#Vikings
QB will have further testing tomorrow, a source said, but he appears to have avoided a broken bone.
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We’re gonna win yayyy
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Defector
1 day ago
“How many tables order this every night?” I asked. “Almost all of them,” she said, with just a hint of resignation.
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Matt Fries
1 day ago
Outside of literally two plays McCarthy looked really good in that half so of course he got hurt on the second of those bad plays
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Well that didn’t go so well
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That’s it for his career
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Ollie Connolly
1 day ago
Jonathan Vilma is wrong about almost everything he says, even circling things he was wrong about. But he says it with such conviction. You almost have to admire it.
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Now we’re cooking with gas
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I blamed McCarthy for the drops earlier this season but these ones aren’t on him. Catch the fucking ball, man.
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Man Addison has sucked shit all season long. It’s highly irritating
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Okay time to get ready for the three most important meaningless games of my Vikings fandom
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Last Sunday morning Q&A before I fuck off for Christmas break. Ask me any serious question you have about the NFL in week 16 and I’ll answer it as best I can. Here’s your slate, courtesy of the JAMBOROO.
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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE,...
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Props to this crowd by the way I’ve never heard Soldier this amped up
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rivers mccown
2 days ago
Democratic Senate Minority Leader Dan Quinn
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Man Love got tattooed on that play Jesus Christ
2 days ago
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Still flabbergasted by that goal line call from Ben Johnson. Just run a normal fucking play, man.
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The football today has really been quite bad
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It should be like the baseball pickoff where you get to attempt this stunt twice before they bring the hammer down
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2 days ago
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We have to being it back because otherwise cool people will keep selling away every piece of themselves
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3 days ago
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At some point I’d like to see actors like McConaughey acting in, you know, movies again
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I see very little evidence that Michael Irvin has stopped doing blow
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Bulbous Potato
3 days ago
The best part of this game Notre Dame sitting home furious about how terrible it is while they lost to BOTH of these teams
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Real fart contest going on in College Station
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This morning’s movie was The Host. It kicked major ass.
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His throwing motion with that busted hand looks like a security camera glitch
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Emily Leiker
4 days ago
Vikings will move LT Christian Darrisaw to injured reserve after all, Kevin O’Connell says, following “a lot of dialogue” this week. KOC notes again how significant the knee injury was and lauds him for the snaps he did play this season.
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Tim Marchman
3 days ago
NEW: Here's what's actually in the DOJ's Epstein dump, which at a first pass is more notable for what's not in it than for what is.
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Here's What's in the DOJ's Epstein File Release—and What's Missing
From photos of former President Bill Clinton to images of strange scrapbooks, the Justice Department’s release is curious but far from revelatory.
https://www.wired.com/story/epstein-files-whats-in-doj-release-december-19/
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Denny Carter
3 days ago
The only way the files were gonna be released is if they were completely scrubbed of anything that could hurt the regime politically. Feels like a farce.
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Watching Rudolph. Hermey’s dickhead boss is still the best.
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He’s gonna rename it the Donald J. Trump White House. Mortal lock.
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Tim Marchman
4 days ago
I'm very proud of all the work my colleagues did at WIRED this year. Selfishly I want to highlight a blog I worked on with
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@leahfeiger.bsky.social
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@couts.bsky.social
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A Sensitive Complex Housing a CIA Facility Was on GSA's List of US Properties for Sale
Plans to redevelop a Northern Virginia warehouse site have long been complicated by the area’s worst-kept secret—the presence of a CIA facility. The GSA put the site up for sale anyway.
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Foundation is like if the Dune movies had time to breathe
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Defector
4 days ago
✅ Paid ✅ Remote (if preferred) ✅ You get to hang out in Slack with a bunch of idiot bloggers. What else do you need from an internship?
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Would You Like To Be Defector’s Sixth-Ever Editorial Intern? | Defector
Big news: Defector is looking to hire editorial interns for the summer of 2026. Wow! That could be you! How could it be you? I am here to answer that question, and many more. What will a Defector…
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Justin Ellis
4 days ago
Tis the happiest season of all
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The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
https://defector.com/the-2025-haters-guide-to-the-williams-sonoma-catalog
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Fuck the doormat mom
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Doormat Mom is the worst parent on the whole internet
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary weighs in on the online airing of family grievance.
https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/drew-magary-on-doormat-mom-bad-parent-21250832.php
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My last piece of the year. This Christmas, please don't be an asshole.
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Doormat Mom is the worst parent on the whole internet
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary weighs in on the online airing of family grievance.
https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/drew-magary-on-doormat-mom-bad-parent-21250832.php
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Defector
5 days ago
'Tis the season for Drew Magary's Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog:
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The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there.…
https://defector.com/the-2025-haters-guide-to-the-williams-sonoma-catalog
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