Imagine ME being the person this needed explaining to.

On a side note--I have been reading @404media.co more and more and they do some really fantastic reporting on issues that I find really important (AI in particular). Just became a subscriber. Check them out if you have time: www.404media.co

And now, rude midseason notes for every NFL team: defector.com/and-now-rude...

JAMBOROO! Time for a midseason report! defector.com/and-now-rude...

That confidence is contagious is lost on too many Democrats. I wrote about it for BadFaithTimes.com. badfaithtimes.com/a-crisis-of-...

New Distraction ep, featuring the return of @rohannadkarni.bsky.social!!! art19.com/shows/the-di...

Jesus Christ!

Grateful to @defector.com for publishing a print version of my Replay Booth episode on a 61-year-old Mets mystery and for commissioning an illustration of Mr. Met with a pipe and magnifying glass defector.com/wilbur-huckl...

🥂 www.sfchronicle.com/politics/art...

One more time: I spiked the football, because it feels good www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Now we’re cookin

Watching Down Cemetery Road (another Mick Herron show!) and it kicks ass

Hershey Nuggets deserve a small round of applause

"Tuesday, a majority — yes, a goddamn majority — of eligible voters agreed with me. These people spent 8 months living in a woke-free America and collectively decided, 'We don’t want this.' What we DO want is to be left the f—k alone." via @drewmagary.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

“OMG PRONOUNS! You and your favorite racist podcaster thought that you’d saved this country from the tyranny of an expanded, gender-blind pronoun set. Well, guess what? Zey’re back! Zey’re all back!” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

That’s right! The browns ain’t like a dog in the street!

You people trying to use analytics to be like “JJ McCarthy beat the Lions but these numbers are alarming!”… go be a pollster for the New York Times, dipshit

SFGATE columnist @drewmagary.bsky.social dug deep into Tuesday night’s election results and came to an astounding conclusion: Woke won.

Hey yo here’s some blue meat from me on yesterday’s election results. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

A morbidly curious Patrick Redford attends an evening with Sam Altman and Steve Kerr: defector.com/an-evening-w...

An in-depth look at the video team that helped so many people get into the Zohran Mamdani campaign: defector.com/selling-zohran

Gov. Gavin Newsom wasted no time Thursday night using his landslide Proposition 50 win to assail President Donald Trump, describing the partisan redistricting measure as a rebuke to Trump’s efforts to undermine democracy. via @leddder.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Ooooh Sisu 2 coming this month

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

Ballgame election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...

Slowly working my way through the standup recs you guys gave me a while back and this one from @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social is just fucking brilliant. youtu.be/sB9eWtzTOq0?...

“Just be someone who knows what they’re doing, and let it play out from there. Because I’m sure that you can make more money as a prospective journalist by selling out and joining a Barstool-funded AI farm … but that’s not a definition of success that I subscribe to.” defector.com/am-i-a-shitt...

Ugh, I can’t stand waiting one second longer (for more JJ McCarthy content)

FFS nobody cares, like announcing you're unfollowing someone

“How upset would you be if none of your kids wound up reproducing?” FUNBAG! defector.com/am-i-a-shitt...

FUNBAG!!! defector.com/am-i-a-shitt...

Okay this one definitely got a whoa out of me

forbidden funbag question: if still wrapped, would you eat the (allegedly) partially exploded sandwich?

“When you begin to concern yourself with the maintenance of a career, you stand outside what is a beautiful mystery and a journey of ups and downs.” -Colin Farrell (via Kyle Buchanan) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/m...

Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

Selling Zohran: defector.com/selling-zohran

If you’re looking for some quality Election Day writing, this from @dennycarter.bsky.social is really good. badfaithtimes.com/vibes-arent-...

Marvin Harrison Jr. appreciates a quarterback who cares enough to communicate with his pass catchers. I've joked for a while that Kyler and MHJ look like they've never met. Maybe I was on to something. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Jaguars CB Greg Newsome did a bow-and-arrow celebration on Brock Bowers' first TD catch because Newsome assumed Bowers couldn't possibly have secured the catch with one hand and stayed in bounds lol

And it begins...Hell Gate's Election Day live blog is here! Our first dispatch is from a polling site in a corner of Flatbush that Andrew Cuomo won during the primary. Are voters feeling Cuomo-mentum? Well: hellgatenyc.com/election-day...

Dick Cheney dying on this particular morning is really quite a good tone setter

The man approached Altman within moments after the conversation began.

If you’re a Vikes fan this postgame episode from @matthewcoller.bsky.social and @danemizutani.bsky.social is an all timer. Suddenly I don’t want to murder this team. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

That line pretty much sums it up

Oh right, the sun is gonna set before dinnertime. Happy depression week to all those who ruminate

The most unrelenting, excellent take down of Grokpedia (complimentary) you will read to date. This is so on point it should be read, shared and echoed. It opens like this. Brava. 👏🏽

Vikings side note: this team should have Dallas Turner focus on just one job and get good at it before they go moving him all over the place. Because right now he's not good at *any* job. Teach him to rush from the edge first. That's why you drafted his sorry ass.