Drew Magary
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Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I’m just here for a good time. Signal: @drewmagary84
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Drew Magary | Defector
Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.
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about 6 hours ago
The Thomas Keller Restaurant Group denied the allegations.
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Lawsuit accuses Michelin-starred French Laundry of wage theft
The Thomas Keller Restaurant Group denied the allegations.
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Puka Nacua Accused Of Biting Woman, Saying 'F*** The Jews', Rams WR Adamantly Denies
A woman in Los Angeles claims Puka Nacua said "f*** the Jews" and later bit her so hard he broke her skin ... allegations the Rams superstar's attorney says are total BS.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/24/puka-nacua-restraining-order-allegedy-biting-woman-made-antisemetic-remarks/
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in 2015, had the chance to see Prince at the National Theater in DC for $125 - not unreasonable but not cheap for a 24 year old about to move across the country to Seattle and decided against it. He brought out Stevie Wonder and played for 4.5 hours and I'm sick even typing this out
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My dad turned down seeing some guy he’d never heard of named Bruce Springsteen play at Dartmouth in ‘74 because the $10 ticket was too expensive
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about 9 hours ago
I covered this story for Defector because it falls under two of my beats, Amazon's Reacher News & Views and Suburban Brain Disorder.
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Suburban Homeowner Starts, Loses Fight With Enormous Jack Reacher Star Alan Ritchson | Defector
For my money, the funniest recurring bit in Amazon’s highly variable action-comedy series Reacher is the use it makes of its main character’s blank, brutal sociopathy. Reacher, in Reacher, is generall...
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“You have the ability to go back in time and witness three concerts. Any three. Who are you seeing and when?” FUNBAG.
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Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office! | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...
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Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office! | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...
https://defector.com/help-i-cant-stop-farting-in-my-personal-office
about 12 hours ago
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Grooming day
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If you’ve got the chops please apply. SFGATE jobs are good jobs
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1 day ago
Some gave all. All had Cinnabon.
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Liz Cook
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“Cinnamon is not a flavor for aesthetes. It is a flavor for dopamine chasers and chronic smokers—for people inured to subtlety, who need to be jostled just to feel.“ I wrote about (and ranked) the spicy holdouts in a dying confectionery field.
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The Cinnamon Gum Olympics
Haterade is a newsletter for bus drivers and looksmaxxers.
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Holy shit there's a new A album coming. Suddenly this is one of the best days of my existence
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Took me a second
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Adam Schefter ... Mirror
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ESPN Sources: Offensive Player of the Year and Super-Bowl champion Jaxon Smith-Njigba reached agreement with the Seattle Seahawks on a four-year, $168.6 million contract extension that now makes him the highest-paid WR in NFL history. The deal averages $42.15 million per year,…
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There’s always plenty of time left on the clock
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Strong helping of refball at the end of the games today
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Honestly I’ve never had decent tasting coffee at Wawa either, or at pretty much any other gas station/donut shop. And I’m not some amazing judge of coffee
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The Athletic
2 days ago
St. John’s guard Dylan Darling had two points all game against Kansas. It just so happened to be the game-winning basket.
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Sometimes I think about when I was 15 and one of my friends praised Scottie Pippen by saying he had “great extension” and we were all like “what the fuck does that even mean” and then he got super pissed and lecture-y and then we spent an hour arguing with him about extension
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Jesus Christ Rick Barnes looks like someone exhumed his body
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Kansas totally deserved that
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Ladies and gentlemen, Kansas… is shitty
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CBS gonna boot up an ICE procedural series before 2026 is over
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You biff a dunk you should be forced to play while wearing a dunce cap
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2 days ago
I once watched a man buy a porno mag at sheetz while wearing winter gloves in July, before calmly putting said porno mag into a briefcase which he locked before walking out, and the cashier just said "every week like clockwork" so yeah I would assume Wawa is better
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If you’re a college basketball team and you play fast, all the time, you’re my kind of team
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Little later than usual but I got time for the usual Q&A now. Ask me any serious question you have about the NFL and I’ll answer it as best I can.
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3 days ago
Sheetz is the move for breakfast. Wawa has better sandwiches and hoagies (but barely.)
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Yeah that’s on me
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I tried a Wawa sub for the first time this year, so today I tried a Sheetz sub for the first time to see whose cuisine reigns supreme. And the winner is… Wawa.
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3 days ago
Look, I gotta be honest. I have seen Cam Skattebo play football and I already assumed he didn't believe in CTE.
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Medium Pips kicked my ass up and down the block today
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Everything you need to know but do not want to know about the Bachelorette DV crisis, from
@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social
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The Not-At-All-Secret Life Of Taylor Frankie Paul | Defector
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to save The Bachelorette. The show’s viewership has been in a steady decline for almost a decade, dropping from about 10 million viewers in 2010 to just under 3 millio...
https://defector.com/the-not-at-all-secret-life-of-taylor-frankie-paul
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I did brown the butter, but didn’t do whiskey
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Made the Smitten Kitchen blondie recipe but added 1/2 tsp baking powder, 1/2 tsp baking soda, 1/2 cup of oats, 1 cup chopped pecans, and some Luxardo cherries. Will report my findings in short order
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5 days ago
I’ll always remember Project Hail Mary as the movie where I saw someone smuggle an entire bottle of mustard into the theater and squirt it on a bunch of tiny cocktail franks.
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OH. MY. GAWD.
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I’d buy that for a dollar!
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It is fucking GLORIOUS out there right now. Imma forget the world and have me a goodass day today
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Discovered Lush today, 35 years too late. Quality band.
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Late Night Most Epic Walker lever! (The Kid Have AiDS)
YouTube video by Bobblehead Conan
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Chuck Norris fact: he died
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This pubbed during the games yesterday so in case you missed it, here's a Fuck Kash Patel blog.
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F—k Kash Patel and his $tupid shoes
SFGATE's Drew Magary opines on the current FBI director's many controversies.
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/kash-patel-22085724.php
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SFGATE
5 days ago
Column: "The ruling class created a mess. Now they plan on leaving it behind."
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As rich Californians quietly buy their way out of America, you and I will suffer
Column: "The ruling class created a mess. Now they plan on leaving it behind."
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Almond butter is indeed the king of all nut butters
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The Hottest Snack Of The NCAA Tournament Is Almond Butter | Defector
The NCAA men’s tournament begins today, and I hope that you’ve got everything you need on hand to enjoy the games when they tip off later this afternoon. Beer? Check. Pre-scheduled takeout order for w...
https://defector.com/the-hottest-snack-of-the-ncaa-tournament-is-almond-butter
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5 days ago
could this guy BE any taller
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how are there not more horror movies set in Utah
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dangentile007.bsky.social
5 days ago
We're hiring a new tech reporter!
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SFGATE Tech Reporter
Under the direction of SFGATE’s news editor, the tech reporter will be a versatile journalist who can deftly navigate the vast, complex world that is the tech industry. You will report on the biggest ...
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